Club Chalamet should be in a straight jacket

Doritos

Men are the problem!

Ok with everyone’s help I figured this out. It’s just aging. I run and walk 5-6 miles every day all year in all weather. My fitness level is better now than 20+ yrs ago when my kids were little. But what I can’t control is gradual loss of night vision. I dread running and driving in darkness now.

Calling folks gay (as an insult) is homophobic. Calling folks sassy is an observation of behavior. TO ME, they're not interchangeable, although I acknowledge that others treat them as synonymous, unfortunately.

@mayor.nyc.gov your Executive Budget released last month falls 97 million short of the 0.5% you promised during your campaign. @council.nyc.gov we’re counting on you to secure necessary funds for NYC’s public libraries and allocate at least 0.5% of the overall budget to our three library systems.

Using our tax dollars for SHENANIGANS

It’s 2.5 cargo vans tall

The potential exposure window is June 17 from 5:50 a.m. to 9:30 a.m. in Terminal 5, according to the city health agency; the virus can remain airborne for up to two hours after an infectious person has left the area.

The Labubu trend still gives Sailor Moon villain scheme to steal Heart Crystals and you can’t tell me otherwise. It came from nowhere and the level off popularity was insane only to disappear in an instant.

Biologists say that the algae bloom in Trumps’s reflecting pool was caused by hasty construction. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and brings raccoon penises home for “further study” says kids should swim in it to avoid getting autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust

That Japanese man is having a TIME 😂 liver hanging on by a thread

Get this DEI shit shit off my screen

With apologies to @solomonrmissouri.com Y'all don't wanna be out here. They drone strikin out here.

Trump on an executive order he's about to sign that he clearly has no clue about: "Quantum ... cryptography. Does anybody know what that is?"

🤣🤣 They said “Every orthodontist daydreaming about getting their hands on Sheepstealer.” #Hotd

One of the great things about the World Cup is how you get squads no sane mind ever would've designed. World-class defenders with strikers who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, an unstoppable forward with nobody to get him the ball, unbeatable goalkeepers forced to stop 20 shots every match

I interviewed Daisy Rockwell last fall about the DHS/ICE recruitment ads featuring Norman Rockwell's paintings (without permission), and the disgust the family felt about this hijacking of his legacy. www.thebulwark.com/p/norman-roc...

Nancy Guthrie ransom note, believed to be from abductor, said she died, sources say

My ass been stuck in here all day because I don't wanna ruin my new scooter alreadysince it's POURING, I just got my damn PERIOD, and I am RAVENOUS . Still need a little under $100, and no, it is NOT for DoorDash, costs damn near $30 just to order one little lunch special. 💀 cash.app/$bellad0nna

Last month two library workers reached out to Public Collectors to ask about making a booklet version of Fobazi Ettarh's essay "Vocational Awe and Librarianship: The Lies We Tell Ourselves" for a Celebration of Life event. We did, and it is now available for all: halfletterpress.com/vocational-a...

I cannot believe this man's husband picked him up in Walgreens. When have you ever seen somebody fine in a Walgreens? Some people are just God's favorite.

...... i'm sorry, they wanted to invade greenland because red lobster nixed the unlimited shrimp promotion? www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

Re: #HouseOfTheDragon / #HOTD I was able to watch the previous season despite changes because I didn’t feel the changes went beyond the point of no return/ruined the story. They are going there now.

The Battle of the Gullet was supposed to be an ambush where Rhaenyra was sending her younger children to be fostered away from the fight & Jacaerys was supposed to be there just as an escort but they turned it into some pirate stud having an agenda against the sea snake

Someone said how you find a stray pitbull and take him straight to the dog park off leash?? 😭

So now Khloe Kardashian has a fragrance? Who the hell wants to smell like earring backs?

Why would he do any of those things when you married and fucked him the entire time he didn't?

Can’t wait til our whites understand this is the way.

episode 1.

I won’t stop saying this is a wig until she releases actiii IDGAF

In three days Ryan Condall will begin to cough.

Now watch all these people gonna jump on Rhaena and it is not her fault! I know everybody don’t wanna read the books but what we just saw did not happen… I know suspenders gonna be on the blog post haste😭

I’m bouta throw up this is worse than the battle at hardhome 😭

“We have come to die for the Dragon Queen” THEE iconic line 🥹

my niece has not bathed in 40 days and 40 nights running behind this damn dragon.

Aegon in withdrawal 😂 #HotD

High functioning anything is somehow seen as not struggling & I hate that.

happy fathers day!!

Clocking in for my shift at the Pissing Me Off Factory 🏭 . #FROM #FROMily

This Father's Day, I'm thinking about how my dad immigrated to the US after escaping the bloody Vietnam War, only to see his bloodline die out because his son stumbled into a menswear forum, where he spent the bulk of his adult life arguing about pants with teens named Pablo Thriftscobar.

This isn’t neutrality. It’s picking a side.

Operation Beige in full swing

It’s gonna collapse on them

Just saw a video of a white man open a clam shell with a speculum in a restaurant. JESUS BE A METEOR ☄️

Just needs a blue garnish

LOAD THAT HYDROGEN PEROXIDE NOW!!!

Telemundo's announcers go temporarily speechless when a Côte d'Ivoire fan was shown on the feed (h/t @edsbs.bsky.social)