You can also donate to Doctors Without Borders, it is never a bad idea to donate to Doctors Without Borders: www.doctorswithoutborders.org

You can and should donate to PCRF if you want to help Gazans, instead of shady spam accounts on social media: www.pcrf.net

just want to be clear that i would rather burn the entire institution of america to the ground than do any of this "we need our own rapist to defeat their rapist" blue no matter who shit

He just keeps tripping and landing dick-first on other women. It's fine. He's just clumsy.

I'm so excited to come online and see people are still debating if sexual assault is really so bad, especially if the dude is important. I mean what can you even prove anyways. 😒 Get within 10 miles of me and get blocked into the abyss.

They act like assault victims are taking their shiny toys away instead of PREVENTING US FROM BEING GOVERNED BY RAPEY ASSHOLES.

“Why didn’t they come forward earlier?” Because you would then have another problem with it. None of this is about how the victims behaved, and any attempt to put that lens on it, instead of how the *perpetrator* behaved, should be read as carrying water for a rapist.

FOR BREAKFAST of course.

I want to stop being asked to vote for people who say things like "We have to find common ground with Choad Hitler; it's the smart play."

International Journal of Specious Medical Data

Every time I rewatch "Gettysburg" (1993), I'm reminded yet again why Robert E. Lee was the most mediocre, overrated piece-of-shit in American history. Before I die someday, taking a dump on his grave is definitely a bucket list item.

haaaahahaa

“little red riding hood led the wolf to her grandmothers house. then he turned on her” no he didnt. he was planning to eat her and her grandma from the very start. this was very obvious and heavily telegraphed by various subtle details such as him being a fucking wolf

When people in the U.S. tell the rest of the world to stand up to the U.S. Government- we're not asking for your help. We telling you to save yourselves.

My cat (wants treats): hello my dear sweet mother, oh how lovely you are! please allow me the sublime joy of rubbing up against your soft and perfect leg! My cat (after getting treats): which one are you again

When I was an undergrad at Swarthmore, the joke was that people would say "Oh, Swarthmore -- isn't that a women's college in upstate New York?" A few years after I graduated, I met a Skidmore alum for the first time, and asked "Oh, Skidmore -- isn't that a Quaker college in southeast Pennsylvania?"

"Naomi, I have some bad news for you--" look, my father is a law professor and my brother is a lawyer, at a certain point you just have to accept your genetic destiny.

I can't prove it yet but I believe the lightning bugs are running a racket with the june bugs; lightning bugs DISTRACT SPARKLE FUNTIME and then BAM JUNE BUG TO THE FACE

Out riding my bike (I think the short-fingered vulgarian is claiming he's going to nuke Iran at 8pm est, so it will be 5pm here.)

I want you to watch this on silent and guess what app Meryl is saying she uses the most.

TERFs don't call trans women men because they believe it, they do it because it's hurtful

Also oh man, the shot of Orion's last glimpse of Earth before the LoS in full high resolution. Source: images.nasa.gov/details/art0...

Whoa 🤯 The Moon, in full eclipse, with the #Artemis II Orion spacecraft. Part of the Moon and spacecraft are lit by Earthshine, and both Saturn and Mars are visible to the lower right. Incredible. Details: images.nasa.gov/details/art0...

Drop something vehicular

although replacing every word in Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol to a variation of Meow is did border on psychotic.

We found the winner of this meme

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: A Canadian baby: *emerges from a bowl of poutine like a shark* *dives back under and vanishes*

the gulf between where we are now and heading to where we were and would be heading had you stupid motherfuckers elected that lady is difficult to compare and that fucking statement works whether that lady is Hillary Clinton or Kamala Harris you sexist racist fucking dopes

I will die on the hill that it's inappropriate to call Easter "Zombie Jesus Day." Zombie is not a generic term for undead - it has a specific meaning. We HAVE a generic term for beings who have returned compos mentis from death in their original, physical bodies: Revenants.

Traditional Easter lasagna.

JOSEPH, READING THE NEWSPAPYRUS: king of the j-... CRUCIFIED...? hey mary? honeeey? when's the last time you talked to jesus?

I do not believe in God but I do think there was a guy named Jesus who was killed totally on accident by his friends and the hasty cover story they agreed on got out of hand so fast nobody could back down and now here we are.

oh man this made me laugh it’s funniest if Mary Mags is the one person who was not in on it she’s like “guys I went all the way up to that place with the crosses like you said and it was a totally different guy” “oh we uhhhhh buried him already” “here? but it’s empty” “oh he, uh. he rose up. so”

Grrr. After several months where nobody misgendered me, I went to Costco this afternoon and was misgendered not by one, but by /two/ different people. This pisses me off. I think I'm going to deprioritize Costco for future shopping trips.

Our horse In the middle of our street Our horse It is cake he wants to eat

Actually we should just give citizenship to every undocumented person in the United States who wants it. Walking over an imaginary line isn't some great moral atrocity. Making people live in the shadows as a permanent underclass absolutely IS.

Ditto for me, though I grew up in the american imperium so my results may be suspect: 20% german, 73% autistic

Zojirushi were like "space is obviously the perfect insulator. The vacuum of space hold heat in so well. Only the stupidest fucking people on earth would think heat radiates in a vacuum. We will harness the vacuum of space better than anyone else on earth, to keep coffee hot."

A bubble proximity chart from the low-volume side of the tracks :-)

They're the dickheads driving a hummer with a giant american flag through the protected and fenced off marshes on an exclusive beach they know the cost of everything and the value of nothing

the entire modern republican party is just like new money white trash wanting flashy things and a decadent lifestyle and blowing shit up and people taking them seriously even though they aren't the reason they elected the failson of a millionaire is because that is who they are

I can't believe there was a group photo and I somehow missed it. Congrats to everyone in North Africa and the Iberian Peninsula who made it in the photo.

f you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.

I guess “maple flavoured nun’s farts” would have sounded slightly obscene in English, but it’s funny how this translation skates around the original French meaning. (Also, the American spelling of “flavored” here is a hate crime)

I just saw a commercial for Redfin that used a shitty version of the Mr. Rogers' song "Won't You Be My Neighbor?" and this may be it, this may be when I start hoarding guns and writing manifestos

Man I have never been so happy for a random pilot I have never met before

Said today: "Remember, kids, a block list won't grow if you don't feed it!"

For my fellow half-Jews

gang i can promise you that arguing with anti-electoral deadenders who post about how they’ll never vote for the lesser evil is time on this earth you will never get back, and spending it doing literally anything else is a better use of it.