every day this account shows me there was a whole bunch of really bizarre homestar runner content that i missed

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quit trying to convince me that you're struggling, i have data that proves you can eat cake

you remember when you were a kid, and you'd take a page out of your trapper keeper and draw your secret base, and it would have a command center in the basement and a helipad on the roof and missiles and machine guns and laser beams and stuff ...yeah

i use less AI than men 'cuz if i need a smarmy dipshit who's confidently wrong about everything, i already know plenty of them

gamers in 1987 be like: please mom can’t I just have one more fantasy

happy national hamburger day!

oh whoops, i forgot

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The entire idea of an NDA to prevent the world from learning you've done terrible things is in and of itself an ethical hellhole, but trying to punish an abuse victim over it like this is beyond loathsome. I just cannot with this dude. This fucking fuck. Christ.

to save you a click, the song is "hey jude". and it brings everyone together because the republicans think it's in german

i keep one on my porch and it works better than a thousand "no soliciting" signs

Jay crying into her 18 dollar IHOP waffles: I’ll get that damn raccoon

slightly increase a band average weight puppy

from the same political masterminds who brought you "you can't be struggling, number is higher than ever!", "do not come", and "let's trot out the cheneys" comes an incredible new strategy: "let's recruit people from the republicans' trash bin" magic: the greenening,, WELCOME to the resistance

Lifelong Nazi spots a new revenue spigot, adjusts their ideology by 5%, says they were only a lifelong Nazi because they were hypnotized by you-know-who. The finest minds online: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night

it's fine, we'll just have some Internet Main Characters tell everyone that the price of their groceries didn't just triple

That was a pretty harsh reaction to how I treated you so I’m the victim now

>I know how that lands no, no; i'd say you don't, actually

look, i took the job at the genocide factory back when the *good guys* were running it

the kind of people who think elon musk is a genius are making a genius mill

so the slopcode wizard is married to the CEO, am i hearing that right lmao, this place is *cooked* cooked

this video is 11 years old www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgr9...

jesus slept

clod, do that last commit again but this time WITHOUT the bugs!!

come on charlie brown, i won't be one vote short this time

When you studied Theoretical Looksmaxxing and find yourself in conversation with an Applied guy

imagine if i started shitting solid gold bars, that's something the loan officer at the bank needs to pay attention to

oh gdi

it's a big tent and you ain't in it

it's like hearing that that olympic breakdancer is training for the next games

omg

my favorite part of social media politics is watching half of congress respond to a crisis by posting "congress needs to DO SOMETHING!!" that shit never stops being funny

Meanwhile in Japan

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I Asked Claude to Generate 10 Jokes About Pete Hegseth, Tradcaths, And The Hundred Years' War in the Style of Dennis Miller and None of Them Were Funny. AI Is Just That Good.

post something random or you'll have an awful april:

god damn i hate this country so fucking much

chat, is it a good sign when your country's director of ethnic cleansing wakes up screaming every night

"I avoid politics." No bestie, you avoid uncomfortable conversations about politics. From the moment you were born til the day you die, you've been thoroughly and utterly enmeshed in the policies, systems, and governance of a society that shapes your experience. You just try not to think about it.

if you are a bigot or support bigotry or act in a movie built on the profits of hate, people are allowed to not like you 1. because bigotry is bad and 2. because people generally DONT LIKE THINGS THAT HURT THEM. like this is so obvious. it is not 'canceling' it is an exercise in basic human autonomy