They might find out about all my unAmerican doodles and not let me back in.

"No, we can't have healthcare, living wages, a functional safety net, equal rights for all, reproductive healthcare for those who need it, humane international relations, clean water or clean skies. But we will retrain the fascist death squads. And if you don't vote for us, you're egotistical."

Dune Messiah, by Frank Herbert, published 1969

solemnly shaking my head as i vote for another ICE budget increase so everyone knows i disapprove

change a letter, ruin a film: done

mr fucker

Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property

golden dome is what u get after a date w/blanche from the golden girls

people calling the democrats a bunch of spineless cowards haven't the slightest idea what kind of sack it takes to look 90% of your constituency right in the eye and tell them you're voting against their interests

Reciprocals

yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,

i'm glad you're finally seeing ice as a bad agency, but maybe you should focus your anger on ice or the politicians demanding we keep funding ice rather than screaming at the people who have always known ice's sole purpose is ethnic cleansing

🚨 F-BOMBS AT THE PROTEST REPEAT, F-BOMBS AT THE PROTEST 🚨

"but he's the only one fighting!!" him fighting:

plugging in the LOUD mechanical keyboard so everyone knows i'm MAD

watch the FUCK out, chuck's got his workin socks on

republicans when a cop isn't saluted when he gets his fast food: WE ARE GOING TO KILL PEOPLE, I WANT TO SEE RIVERS OF BLOOD OVER THIS DISGRACE TO OUR PEOPLE AND OUR CULTURE Democrats when a federal agency is straight up murdering people for sport in their state: Sir, plz, this isn't the real you...

amazing to watch so many of our leaders step up to meet the moment and just fall flat on their faces. truly inspirational

come on now, the beatles were just cheating any one of those dudes could have carried a world-class band all by himself, but nooooo they had to stack the teams and just stomp *everyone* anyway eleanor rigby if i was forced to pick one, but really the best beatles song is whichever one just played

rest in piss motherfucker

folks, try to live your life so that the world doesn't celebrate like this when you leave it

rest in piss, scott "dilhole" adams

You're trying to cancel Smugman Statusquo of the Genocide Times? Just because he's wrong all the time and he works for a newspaper that wants you dead?

your second favorite aircraft

*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it

slightly diminish a band Cletus Tull

slightly diminish a band Uriah Pile

slightly diminish a band A Seagull

slightly diminish a band Frankie Thinks About Hollywood

slightly diminish a band Extant Order

Admonish MotherFucking Depeche Mode

and to think, they instabanned me because i wouldn't give them my full, real name

Just found out New York City is so proud of the film Ghostbusters 2 (1989) that they built a 1:1 replica of that big green broad

Chiitan loves good transgender people🏳️‍⚧️ In today's world, even making these kinds of statements will get you slandered, but I think it's more important to create a world where transgender people can live peacefully and be themselves, so I will continue to send out messages until my account is deleted

i would simply have the good cops arrest the bad cops

we have such quils to show you

the average person actually knows zero chords; guitar georg is an outlier and should not have been counted

you soul-sick people should keep DEARBORN out of your fucking mouths. ENOUGH with the bullshit.

when i was a kid there was this video game rental place that had C64 games on one of the shelves. i don't think they ever figured out why no one ever rented a game twice

You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT

here's hoping that their partnership with sauron works out as well for them as it did for númenor