ah there it is

can’t make it, i’ve got big plans to be bedmaxxing later

Coming up with a post-hoc theory section when your results are weird:

Correcting everyone's perfectly acceptable writing to sound like a 19th century quaker sea captain

QTP with a gif that pops up when you type your SSN

OpenAI reports them all as active users

“Don’t know shit about your enemy. Assume he is a stupid baby.” —Sun Tzu

Babysitter talking the kids into a night off

I found the world's most unfortunate name for a wrist doctor

I hate these assholes so much

But what if there are vampires that eat ass

I think I may have cracked it

Blood boiling

1. Horrifying ruling out of the 4th Circuit. An all-Republican 4th Circuit panel has just ruled that states can compel trans adults to "appreciate their sex" by enacting care bans. It even directly says that trans adult care bans are legal in the ruling. Subscribe to support our journalism.

I think it's beautiful that "nepo baby" has the exact same Anglo-Latin redundancy problem as "panera bread"

Creamy-rumped Miner

If we time it right, we can do Constitution 2.0 right when Woke 2.0 drops

Can this be a solution?

I used to think Cormac McCarthy's books were unnecessarily violent, rather than an accurate depiction of the horrors that undergird American society

Like I love this man. This man is special to me.

I need a deathnote, a twenty-pack of BIC pens, and some ibuprofen to keep the swelling down in my writing hand

not the onion

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

Hey nice take on reading the end of a book first, you tech ceo asshole [they turn around and reveal themselves to be the fin de siècle wit, critic, author, playwright, Oscar Wilde] ah crap

Hm.

Phantom of the Opurra

Newsom sucks. Stop with the Newsom. Do not want.

I think I'm gonna log off and read books

Loved this guy's physics show

Toad who lost his wife in the seventh war against Bowser: oh hey I guess they all decided to play tennis together ok that’s fine that’s ok

mentally I’m here #leonkennedy #pokopia #residentevil9

Occasionally I feel the need to publicly hand it to Romney for saying that Russia was our greatest enemy

mickey mouse no shoes REAL authorized canon number of toes OFFICIAL

They have heard our cries and come to save us

We're gonna need a bigger regulation

Not great. Suboptimal, even.

Writing "I will not fed post" a thousand times on the chalkboard

I don’t believe Trump is ‘secretly’ loyal or beholden at all to Putin. I think trump is a moron who is impressed by ‘strong men’ and Putin is an ex spy very adept at managing soft brained morons’ egos.

that is not skeet which can eternal skat and with strange aeons even tweets may twat

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

"LLMs simply don't make mistakes like the ones you see here in this passage from Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy" is jokerizing

Blood Meridian. Clunky. The AUDACITY.

"Jews don't belong in American society." Imagine a sitting member of Congress tweeting that. You can't. Thankfully, it'd never happen. And *if* it did, it'd be the end of their career and the biggest story in America. But Ogles can say this about Muslims without any censure.

Found my new mock essay question for Introduction to Political Theory: “THE MOMENT WE LET OUR APPETITES RULE US, DEVISING EVER MORE INTRICATE BEVERAGES, WE KNOCK ONE MORE CHUNK FROM SOCIETY’S FOUNDATION.” Discuss.

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

I'm assuming that Brian is willing to die for his job

It's been 65 days since Donald Trump invaded a sovereign state, abducted its leader, and declared the US will "run" the state indefinitely It's been 9 days since Trump launched a war (his word) against Iran without congressional approval No House member has filed articles of impeachment for either

This is what most religions sound like to me