Ahab Apologist
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Except for the whole whale thing, Ahab did nothing wrong. DNI: 🐳 🗣️: 🇺🇸 + 🇩🇪 + 🇺🇦
Just watching a woodpecker get some grub. Chillin.
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Btw this is absolute loser shit. Don't do this. Go read a fucking book
about 13 hours ago
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Platner's barely got any hair to speak of, but he can't shave his head for obvious reasons
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Never really got into Henry James, but I really liked his brother William's book «The Varieties of Religious Experience». It was, imho, ahead of its time
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I think today is a "relisten to the discography of Led Zeppelin" day
about 13 hours ago
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«wastrel» is a good word, and we should bring it back
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I'm no synesthete, but this seems right to me
about 13 hours ago
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Just learned about cameo carvings of semiprecious gemstones, which in turn taught me about the planar striations of coloring in onyx and agate... the world is cool af
about 13 hours ago
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I don't think it ever clicked for me that Casanova and Marco Polo were both Venetian
about 14 hours ago
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What the fuck are we doing
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Christina Jewett
1 day ago
SCOOP: The F.D.A. blocked the release of studies finding that Covid and shingles vaccines were safe. In the case of Covid, FDA staff had to withdraw studies heading toward publication:
www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/u...
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F.D.A. Blocked Publication of Research Finding Covid and Shingles Vaccines Were Safe
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/us/politics/fda-covid-vaccine-studies.html?unlocked_article_code=1.gFA.8TIf.Nf0VZEDJJMok&smid=url-share
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The devil wears nada
about 21 hours ago
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Chris Ingraham
about 24 hours ago
Billionaire real estate investor Steven Roth says he considers the phrase "tax the rich" to be "just as hateful as some disgusting racial slurs."
www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/n...
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In Attack on Mamdani, Vornado Chief Likens ‘Tax the Rich’ to Hate Speech
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/nyregion/roth-mamdani-griffin-rich.html
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Matt Novak
1 day ago
RIP Project Freedom (May 4, 2026 - May 5, 2026)
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"Holy shit, it's the same man"
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мем про міленіала
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я коли обід в ресторані коштує 20 євро і я коли цікава книжка коштує 35 євро
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it's charloh! (it/its)
2 days ago
this is hands down the funniest and bleakest translation option we have ever been given all at once. it is both of those things on a level that nothing else has even considered touching.
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I am surprisingly adept at flooring if any friends ever want to redo theirs.
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2 days ago
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David_j_roth
2 days ago
Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.
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Had an interview today, and I made one dumb comment that's been swimming around in my head for twelve hours
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megan farokhmanesh
2 days ago
Akira (1988)
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Amy-Leigh Shaw
3 days ago
Actually you know what, let me just
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Marisa Kabas
3 days ago
*taps earpiece*
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farner
6 days ago
Data should be illegal
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social
3 days ago
Marketing fail: Walmart sells 250 year anniversary merch that looks like America died.
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abby (sports)
3 days ago
This guy exclusively eats at strip clubs I guess
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Victoria Rose Richards
3 days ago
'Beltsville Agricultural Research Centre', Maryland - I was privately commissioned to memorialise the BARC by a past employee after learning it will be shut down by the USDA after over 100 years of research. They wanted to focus of this aerial embroidery to be the field plots... 1/3 (see thread)
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As we say in the Midwest, "Ope!"
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3 days ago
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Apparently Bluesky for dummies is a thing
3 days ago
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That's $5/gal in Ohio
3 days ago
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Для українців: Є англомовний фільм «Крамер проти Крамера», а «_____ проти Fighting Polygon Team» це рівень відеоігри Super Smash Bros.
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4 days ago
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Alexandria W. Darling
4 days ago
Kramer vs. Fighting Polygon Team
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Brendel
4 days ago
Everything about this image is extremely powerful to me
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Nic McConnell
4 days ago
A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!
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Йде сніг 😑
4 days ago
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«I Love You Always Forever» is such a bop, and you're lying if you say you disagree
4 days ago
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@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social
why don't you like ranked choice voting for federal elections
4 days ago
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Thinking back on highschool when this Cool Guy told me that he "lives life without regret," as though he had stumbled on some brilliant insight, and I said something to the effect of "What? Well that's fucking dumb."
4 days ago
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Cat took a stinky dump but I don't want to get out of bed... Guess I'm using my third and final wish
5 days ago
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Tick bites are one of my biggest fears. A Lyme vaccine would be a genuine relief
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5 days ago
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Check out this amazing portrait
@byelacey.bsky.social
did of our three tortoise shells
5 days ago
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Kashana
5 days ago
My favorite sentence in this article is “catfish, which is safe to eat,”
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Folk Horror Revival 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
about 1 year ago
Which version of The Wicker Man to watch tonight? Maybe these posters painted in Ghana will help me decide?
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They should invent a world where rich people realize how average their intelligence is
5 days ago
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Vinson Loves Comics
7 days ago
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Jon Bois
6 days ago
the atlanta hawks have now joined the "30-point club," having scored at least 30 points in a single game
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Kyle Griffin
6 days ago
It's official: Louisiana's Republican governor just suspended state congressional elections so lawmakers can pass a new gerrymandered map first.
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Allosaur
9 days ago
This didn’t happen
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I don't want tax cuts. I want to pack the court and prosecute every criminal in the administration.
6 days ago
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Midday nap? As a treat?
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