Ahab Apologist
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Except for the whole whale thing, Ahab did nothing wrong. DNI: 🐳 🗣️: 🇺🇸 + 🇩🇪 + 🇺🇦
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Screamer Jim
about 1 month ago
Thinking about the Reno 911 bit about responding to a clown car full of dead bodies
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Kirkdale Bookshop
about 1 month ago
"Is the whole thing like this?" Yes. Yes, it is.
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I was just listening to a Warhammer 40k lore video, and the narrator mentioned that they just welcomed their second child into the world... like, could you please not ruin my suspension of disbelief? You did not have sex twice
about 1 month ago
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Чи це правильно казати відбув_А_ють, але відб_У_ваються ???
about 1 month ago
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Read an article about the history of pedantry as an object of disdain. The author used the word «nugatory», so I think we know where they stand on the issue
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kat
about 1 month ago
heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit
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I don't want to be a billionaire, and I think that's just incomprehensible to a large group of people
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Lmao Adriana you are a miserable person
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jam
about 1 month ago
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I wonder how much cat hair I've eaten
about 1 month ago
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The nominal determinism theory of sexuality
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about 1 month ago
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Also, isn't the whole point of a district to represent the local population and NOT the rest of the state
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about 1 month ago
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Rebekah Valentine
about 1 month ago
I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS A BUSINESSMAN
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До речі
uk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dobro
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about 1 month ago
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Joshua Erlich
about 1 month ago
we need a strict liability regime for AI. that’ll sort this stuff right out.
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We need to expurgate puritanical ideals from the American conscience
about 1 month ago
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One thing that bothers me about SCOTUS is that I don't have a legal argument for why half of them should be in prison, but it certainly feels that way
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Daniel Ahmad
about 1 month ago
7 months to go
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Emoji Caresser
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Loather
about 1 month ago
I’m a very serious writer for the New Yorker and I have issues with the portrayal of sheep in the movie where sheep solve crime
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I love that geologists visit roadcuts the way Pokemon go enthusiasts visit pokestops
about 1 month ago
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Fun fact about Ohio: We have flying squirrels. Like, a lot of them, apparently. They're nocturnal though, so most people never see one.
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Kenny Lauderdale
about 1 month ago
20 somethings trying to read Cursive.
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉
about 1 month ago
I try not to kink shame, but tbh I can’t watch most people roll up a garden hose
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When your sausage is a no-nonsense, straight shooter
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alexis simpson
about 1 month ago
i am the lebron james of sitting down
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Kayla Dice/MacQuarrie
about 1 month ago
Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble
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Alex Plante 🐀👑
about 1 month ago
no offense but this might be my finest work
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karasocial relationship 💜
about 1 month ago
patriotse: make america gape again
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Pookleblinky
about 2 years ago
Dem leaders act as if the biggest problem of having a supreme court full of rapists and absurdly corrupt facebook grandpas, is that it erodes the dignity and and gravitas of the court. Everyone *else* is worried about the court acting like a room full of omnipotent rapists and boomer conspiracists.
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Mia Tsai, Ball Knower
about 1 month ago
i'm a little sad to lose beyonce in the billionaire war but she and hova could join our ranks using one simple trick
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youtu.be/32ts_ppb5HY?...
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Deleting Prod is the new normal...
YouTube video by Awesome
https://youtu.be/32ts_ppb5HY?si=EQQTYtoCSDT8wt-A
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weeder
about 1 month ago
The National Anthem is speeding up like when you're running out of time in Super Mario.
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Tim Onion
about 1 month ago
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brad (guaranteed normal)
about 1 month ago
here we go lmao
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ceej
about 1 month ago
good. I’m sick of all these pale-ass babies
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Just watching a woodpecker get some grub. Chillin.
about 1 month ago
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Platner's barely got any hair to speak of, but he can't shave his head for obvious reasons
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Never really got into Henry James, but I really liked his brother William's book «The Varieties of Religious Experience». It was, imho, ahead of its time
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I think today is a "relisten to the discography of Led Zeppelin" day
about 1 month ago
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«wastrel» is a good word, and we should bring it back
about 1 month ago
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I'm no synesthete, but this seems right to me
about 1 month ago
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Just learned about cameo carvings of semiprecious gemstones, which in turn taught me about the planar striations of coloring in onyx and agate... the world is cool af
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I don't think it ever clicked for me that Casanova and Marco Polo were both Venetian
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Christina Jewett
about 1 month ago
SCOOP: The F.D.A. blocked the release of studies finding that Covid and shingles vaccines were safe. In the case of Covid, FDA staff had to withdraw studies heading toward publication:
www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/u...
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F.D.A. Blocked Publication of Research Finding Covid and Shingles Vaccines Were Safe
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/us/politics/fda-covid-vaccine-studies.html?unlocked_article_code=1.gFA.8TIf.Nf0VZEDJJMok&smid=url-share
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The devil wears nada
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Chris Ingraham
about 1 month ago
Billionaire real estate investor Steven Roth says he considers the phrase "tax the rich" to be "just as hateful as some disgusting racial slurs."
www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/n...
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In Attack on Mamdani, Vornado Chief Likens ‘Tax the Rich’ to Hate Speech
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/nyregion/roth-mamdani-griffin-rich.html
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Matt Novak
about 1 month ago
RIP Project Freedom (May 4, 2026 - May 5, 2026)
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"Holy shit, it's the same man"
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