Thinking about the Reno 911 bit about responding to a clown car full of dead bodies

"Is the whole thing like this?" Yes. Yes, it is.

I was just listening to a Warhammer 40k lore video, and the narrator mentioned that they just welcomed their second child into the world... like, could you please not ruin my suspension of disbelief? You did not have sex twice

Чи це правильно казати відбув_А_ють, але відб_У_ваються ???

Read an article about the history of pedantry as an object of disdain. The author used the word «nugatory», so I think we know where they stand on the issue

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

I don't want to be a billionaire, and I think that's just incomprehensible to a large group of people

Lmao Adriana you are a miserable person

I wonder how much cat hair I've eaten

The nominal determinism theory of sexuality

Also, isn't the whole point of a district to represent the local population and NOT the rest of the state

I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS A BUSINESSMAN

До речі uk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dobro

we need a strict liability regime for AI. that’ll sort this stuff right out.

We need to expurgate puritanical ideals from the American conscience

One thing that bothers me about SCOTUS is that I don't have a legal argument for why half of them should be in prison, but it certainly feels that way

7 months to go

I’m a very serious writer for the New Yorker and I have issues with the portrayal of sheep in the movie where sheep solve crime

I love that geologists visit roadcuts the way Pokemon go enthusiasts visit pokestops

Fun fact about Ohio: We have flying squirrels. Like, a lot of them, apparently. They're nocturnal though, so most people never see one.

20 somethings trying to read Cursive.

I try not to kink shame, but tbh I can’t watch most people roll up a garden hose

When your sausage is a no-nonsense, straight shooter

i am the lebron james of sitting down

Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble

no offense but this might be my finest work

patriotse: make america gape again

Dem leaders act as if the biggest problem of having a supreme court full of rapists and absurdly corrupt facebook grandpas, is that it erodes the dignity and and gravitas of the court. Everyone *else* is worried about the court acting like a room full of omnipotent rapists and boomer conspiracists.

i'm a little sad to lose beyonce in the billionaire war but she and hova could join our ranks using one simple trick

The National Anthem is speeding up like when you're running out of time in Super Mario.

here we go lmao

good. I’m sick of all these pale-ass babies

Just watching a woodpecker get some grub. Chillin.

Platner's barely got any hair to speak of, but he can't shave his head for obvious reasons

Never really got into Henry James, but I really liked his brother William's book «The Varieties of Religious Experience». It was, imho, ahead of its time

I think today is a "relisten to the discography of Led Zeppelin" day

«wastrel» is a good word, and we should bring it back

I'm no synesthete, but this seems right to me

Just learned about cameo carvings of semiprecious gemstones, which in turn taught me about the planar striations of coloring in onyx and agate... the world is cool af

I don't think it ever clicked for me that Casanova and Marco Polo were both Venetian

SCOOP: The F.D.A. blocked the release of studies finding that Covid and shingles vaccines were safe. In the case of Covid, FDA staff had to withdraw studies heading toward publication: www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/u...

The devil wears nada

Billionaire real estate investor Steven Roth says he considers the phrase "tax the rich" to be "just as hateful as some disgusting racial slurs." www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/n...

RIP Project Freedom (May 4, 2026 - May 5, 2026)

"Holy shit, it's the same man"