Ahab Apologist
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Except for the whole whale thing, Ahab did nothing wrong. DNI: 🐳 🗣️: 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇺🇦
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До речі шукаю людей з якими можна практикувати українську мову. Моя дружина ненавидить те, як у мене так багато питань 🥺
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dorian
about 6 hours ago
ah there it is
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key
about 20 hours ago
can’t make it, i’ve got big plans to be bedmaxxing later
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Joe Noonan
about 10 hours ago
Coming up with a post-hoc theory section when your results are weird:
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Correcting everyone's perfectly acceptable writing to sound like a 19th century quaker sea captain
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about 12 hours ago
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QTP with a gif that pops up when you type your SSN
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about 12 hours ago
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OpenAI reports them all as active users
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about 12 hours ago
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Attractive Nuisance
about 12 hours ago
“Don’t know shit about your enemy. Assume he is a stupid baby.” —Sun Tzu
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Babysitter talking the kids into a night off
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about 12 hours ago
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Michael Hobbes
1 day ago
I found the world's most unfortunate name for a wrist doctor
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I hate these assholes so much
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about 18 hours ago
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Dick DuPont
about 19 hours ago
But what if there are vampires that eat ass
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Andy Clark, Nerdling Herder
1 day ago
I think I may have cracked it
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Blood boiling
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about 24 hours ago
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Erin Reed
2 days ago
1. Horrifying ruling out of the 4th Circuit. An all-Republican 4th Circuit panel has just ruled that states can compel trans adults to "appreciate their sex" by enacting care bans. It even directly says that trans adult care bans are legal in the ruling. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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4th Circuit Rules That States Can Compel Trans Adults To "Appreciate Their Sex" Via Care Bans
They ruled that states "encouraging citizens to appreciate their sex" through care bans is a constitutional goal, affirming West Virginia's Medicaid ban for trans adults.
https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/4th-circuit-rules-that-states-can
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michael lutz
1 day ago
I think it's beautiful that "nepo baby" has the exact same Anglo-Latin redundancy problem as "panera bread"
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@lindsayfickas.bsky.social
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1 day ago
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Actual names
1 day ago
Creamy-rumped Miner
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If we time it right, we can do Constitution 2.0 right when Woke 2.0 drops
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Frances Meh
1 day ago
Can this be a solution?
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I used to think Cormac McCarthy's books were unnecessarily violent, rather than an accurate depiction of the horrors that undergird American society
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Brendel
1 day ago
Like I love this man. This man is special to me.
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I need a deathnote, a twenty-pack of BIC pens, and some ibuprofen to keep the swelling down in my writing hand
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Conrad 🙂
1 day ago
not the onion
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shardcore
1 day ago
i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”
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Sam
1 day ago
Hey nice take on reading the end of a book first, you tech ceo asshole [they turn around and reveal themselves to be the fin de siècle wit, critic, author, playwright, Oscar Wilde] ah crap
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Hm.
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Uncle Duke
4 days ago
Phantom of the Opurra
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Newsom sucks. Stop with the Newsom. Do not want.
2 days ago
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I think I'm gonna log off and read books
2 days ago
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Loved this guy's physics show
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2 days ago
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Brendel
3 days ago
Toad who lost his wife in the seventh war against Bowser: oh hey I guess they all decided to play tennis together ok that’s fine that’s ok
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megan fisher
3 days ago
mentally I’m here
#leonkennedy
#pokopia
#residentevil9
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Leon English
3 days ago
Occasionally I feel the need to publicly hand it to Romney for saying that Russia was our greatest enemy
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michael lutz
3 days ago
mickey mouse no shoes REAL authorized canon number of toes OFFICIAL
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They have heard our cries and come to save us
3 days ago
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We're gonna need a bigger regulation
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3 days ago
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Michael Senters the Sigillite, ABD. (Yang Wen-li stan)
3 days ago
Not great. Suboptimal, even.
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Writing "I will not fed post" a thousand times on the chalkboard
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3 days ago
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Return of the Cmonmacques
3 days ago
I don’t believe Trump is ‘secretly’ loyal or beholden at all to Putin. I think trump is a moron who is impressed by ‘strong men’ and Putin is an ex spy very adept at managing soft brained morons’ egos.
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Kris Straub (كريس)
3 days ago
that is not skeet which can eternal skat and with strange aeons even tweets may twat
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Daniel Suitor
4 days ago
This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.
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Ian Boudreau
4 days ago
"LLMs simply don't make mistakes like the ones you see here in this passage from Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy" is jokerizing
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Blood Meridian. Clunky. The AUDACITY.
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4 days ago
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Mehdi Hasan
4 days ago
"Jews don't belong in American society." Imagine a sitting member of Congress tweeting that. You can't. Thankfully, it'd never happen. And *if* it did, it'd be the end of their career and the biggest story in America. But Ogles can say this about Muslims without any censure.
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Dr Alina Utrata
4 days ago
Found my new mock essay question for Introduction to Political Theory: “THE MOMENT WE LET OUR APPETITES RULE US, DEVISING EVER MORE INTRICATE BEVERAGES, WE KNOCK ONE MORE CHUNK FROM SOCIETY’S FOUNDATION.” Discuss.
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Leonore (Lee) Carpenter
4 days ago
Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.
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I'm assuming that Brian is willing to die for his job
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4 days ago
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David Ryan Miller
4 days ago
It's been 65 days since Donald Trump invaded a sovereign state, abducted its leader, and declared the US will "run" the state indefinitely It's been 9 days since Trump launched a war (his word) against Iran without congressional approval No House member has filed articles of impeachment for either
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This is what most religions sound like to me
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