Jesus Christ

How many text messages do we need to tell us it's going to be very cold this weekend?

Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.

OH MY GOD! NOOOOOOOOO!

Scott Jennings' take on this will be truly something.

So this explains Don Lemon's arrest.

INSANITY!

Start your clocks.

Just had an idea that might, how do I put this...speed things along.....let's get Tim Walz a Nobel Peace Prize.

Exactly.

Hey, this Bovino thing is a pathetic attempt to make all these horrors the fault of one guy, and it would be a serious, serious crisis if people fell for it. ICE needs to be abolished, bc this - terror, murder - are what it exists for. Nothing else. This is just an attempt to mollify us. Stay angry

Greg Bovino trying to log in to his X account

Go get a ring, Shaheed!

Suck it, Rams.

You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.

To those blaming Walz for not mobilizing the Guard, he did that six days ago. I have to say it's disturbing to see people angry at Walz instead of the government agents that just executed a man. As though we should all be experts about what to do when a secret police force invades an American city.

NEW VIDEO: this appears to be the footage from the woman in the pink coat.

What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?

Minnesota. I just love you.

I have never seen a group of people with more punchable faces than the members of this administration.

Primary these fools!

I really really really want to believe this is actually going to happen. However my cynicism precludes me from doing so. 🤞

Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6

hello Mr Vice President this is your economist speaking I am advising you to keep using this metaphor

🤣🤣🤣

Bo Nix broke his ankle in that game?

Rashid Shaheed. That is all.

Ughhh.

damn, when did the refs decide to give a game to Sean Payton?

That's a game changing call. Sean Payton can never talk about the No Call ever again.

NO FING WAT THAT WAS DPI!

Til the day I die, I will never know what a catch is.

Matt Prater right now...

Sean Payton just benefited from a NO CALL!!!!

COME ON, BILLS!!!!

This is funny because based on my most recent co-pays on my prescriptions they have gone up by numbers I have never seen before.

Does the New Orleans airport HAVE to play the most stereotypical New Orleans music? Like we know there are multiple versions of When the Saints Go Marching in but do you have to play all of them?! Give me some Soul Rebels, Big Freedia and Trombone Shorty!

This 2016 trend is annoying. Like that's the year this whole nightmare started so forgive me if I don't care what you were wearing 10 years ago.

I love him.

oh bitch if you come for the best king cake in town during Mardi Gras season, the finding out will be unholy

I'm sorry....a piece broccoli? What depression era shit is this?!!?

Good morning. JD Vance is a piece of shit. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

Byeeeeee!

With the exception of Rodgers, I've always liked the Steelers. Feel bad for them.