I hate to say this but the Falcons schedule release video is legit funny.

Just finished my Commencement Playlist. The MBA's in my robing room are going to have a good time this afternoon. Assuming the music is considered "cool."

I don't hate our schedule.

Why does everything need to be smocked with a flutter sleeve??

Classic win-now move. You have to give Pittsburgh credit for going for it while their championship window is open.

This trade seems lopsided. Pittsburgh really should have negotiated for a conditional gorilla.

Just keeping score, Louisiana republicans have: - prosecuted black elected leaders - cancelled offices won by black candidates - cracked urban Congressional districts to cancel black votes - glorified traitors who owned and exploited black Americans

Yessss! My Dad and I used to howl at this show.

Speaking of which, almost forgot to remind everyone… #NOLASky & every parish in the state, May 16 THIS SATURDAY is election Day! If u sat out for early voting get y'all asses out to vote before 8pm on Saturday, no excuses!

I just saw that Bratz Y'all is closing on June 1st. That sucks!

Jesus. Did that sergeant at arms walk there directly from the Pettus Bridge? The hair, the whole look, everything. Make the photo B&W, and you wouldn't know if it was 2026 or 1965. And the reasons are the same. And the fight's the same. Confederacy and Jim Crow lost before. They'll lose again.

I am loving every element of this story about the guy who tried and failed to carjack someone in Mandeville, only to run out of gas on the causeway and then jump in the lake. Sometimes sheer stupidity brings me immense joy.

Try to come for my Lexapro. Just try.

Connor Storrie. Holy shit. #MetGala

Kylie Jenner's #MetGala look. No. Just no.

The Rock is rocking that kilt!

Do you ever see tourists in a store and think "these people are 100% getting mugged while they are here...and that's best case scenario"?

Ok, how come no one told me that in 2024 Linkin Park released an instrumental album of their top songs?

Today I'm leaning on the words of the wise Atticus Finch:

It is way too early to feel this gross outside.

Amateur hour.

Mother-EFF, I just realized I left my lunch in the car! This day is ruined.

Is it just me or does Zoe's ring look awfully similar to Taylor's?

My new favorite TikToks to watch are baseball and hockey fights. I don't watch either sports but the fights are very entertaining!

The rule that the whole line of succession can't be assembled in the same place at the same time lest they all get blown up together is such a well-known staple that Battlestar Galactica just borrowed it for a sense of narrative institutional familiarity.

Who cheats on Megan Thee Stallion?

Did something happen tonight?

This made me laugh way more than it should have. 😂

I still can't get over Dianna Russini naming her son Michael. That is next level insane.

Not sure why the Archbishop is needed in the Saints draft room.

Chris Olave and Jordyn Tyson should be a devastating wide receiver duo for the 3 games they play together this season

DON'T DO IT, SAINTS. DON'T!!!!

That personal chef can't get out of the shot to save his life.

It always annoys me how long the first pick takes.

They did not.

I hope they left Big Ben at home.

Roger egging on the Boo's.....might as well have fun with it.

No one will ever convince me to change my voter registration to vote for Bill Cassidy.

The six people shot at the mall on Baton Rouge today isn’t even the largest mass shootint in Louisiana this week, because eight children were murdered by gun on Sunday in Shreveport. Thankfully, they prevented a possible mass shooting in New Orleans this weekend. It’s the guns, by the way.

Happy Draft Day to all who celebrate --- especially my fellow Saints Fans!

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Some days it just makes sense to forego the cost of the pilates class you're signed up for and go home and make a cocktail instead. Today is one of those days.

Under normal circumstances I would be annoyed that it's only the women that are getting fired. But I have no sympathy for any of these women.

Just a bunch of booze hounds!

I hope people understand that Louisiana, and the South, are the way they are because the people in power will do everything they can to keep us down. Good for him for saying it to their faces.

This article is full of very fun stuff like him thinking he was locked out of the system bc he had a "technical" error (forgot password?) and announcing to everyone he'd been fired and having a freak out

I always regret making Friday night plans.

Ok, so who's going to release those 62 million email addresses Ashley Madison style?

I love that the Pope is just out there subtweeting this Admin daily.