Bluesky: Your new best source for crab porn

This should be made into business cards…easier to hand out to people 😆 (I couldn’t take them to work…I’d be in front of HR so fast…)

I need pretty much every single one of these tshirts…they convey my thoughts so well 😆

Time Out: shameless enough to call Cambie the 20th coolest street in the world months before they open up a food court on the street, ignorant enough to not fact check the name of the mall they're in

@profanity.accountant morning!

I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape

I'm old. If you're not, listen to this. Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder. Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever. It's literally never been more important.

How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music

SOMEONE NEEDS TO BUILD THIS. BE THE HERO YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

Official slogan of Monday.

This aired on Dutch TV last night. "A whole new Disney!"

Someone finally fixed it!

This is incredible news. So happy these cute little fuckers will hopefully, eventally be free of this disease www.bbc.com/news/article...

Thread.... Putting this out there again, there is a link in the thread where you can send your comments. I have already done so, there is no reason to approve this.

So, sales of the Halloween stuff have been slow - as in two orders. Needless to say unless I figure out some sort of great marketing strategy, this is not a viable way to finance my unemployment. But here’s some things i restocked? Loxythemaker.com

Margaret Atwood is 🔥 #abpoli #Alberta

“And to my children, I leave to you…” *licks finger and flips through DSM-5*

Air Canada could tell me that the flight attendants have begun eating the passengers and selling their luggage for drug money and I would still side with the flight attendants

Just water under the fridge, y'know?

Weird how the government so often uses its power to force striking employees back to work and so rarely uses it to force companies to pay those employees what they’re worth.

"To legislate us back to work 12 hours after we started? I'm sorry, snowstorms have shut down Air Canada for longer than we were allowed to strike." www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... #solidarity

...more people are closer to becoming homeless than they realize. Criminalizing homelessness, then forcing conditions that create more homelessness, is one desired outcome by certain parties. It all makes my stomach churn.

This multi billion dollar corporation can afford to pay their flight attendants properly. They’re choosing not to. Flight attendants deserve to be paid properly, and for ALL hours worked. They’re currently only paid once the plane leaves the gate. I stand with the flight attendants.

The absolutely gross and obscene inequity. Air Canada, this is disgusting! #AirCanadaStrike #cdnpoli

Heads up North shore peeps looking for a new GP. There are 25 family drs accepting patients findadoctorbc.ca/vancouver-is...

Stop offloading cognitive tasks to "generative AI." Stop using systems w/ "AI" features either inextricably woven through them or prominently displayed at the top to nudge you into their use. Stop *Designing* "AI" tools & integrations that way. Stop building or using "AI" like this. Fucking Stop it.

Was thinking about this, this morning; a teenager at the fair gets paid for the time to load people onto the ride, the flight attendant does not.

Me to my mentions:

While onshore flow normally clears us out of smoke, in an unusual twist. It is resulting in smoke becoming perilously close to Vancouver as it blows in from the #MountUnderwood #BCwildfire in strong winds - 7:11p PT #SureYourWeather #BCStorm #BCSmoke #BCStormWatch #YVRwx #BCwx

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Who ARE these people voting for the flag over the Ogopogo? WHO??????

I dunno about you, but to me this is fascinating. www.sciencealert.com/reading-hits...

Ironically the AI pushers keep telling us resistance is futile in academia, and that this is how mathematics teachers reacted to the introduction of the calculator, to which I would say, AT LEAST THE CALCULATOR DOESNT MAKE SHIT UP

Ugh. I hate this. My friends, ignore this asshat’s headline……it’s a mosquito borne disease that cannot be transmitted between people.

Years of extended drought mean one of northeastern B.C.’s largest cities is on the verge of running out of its water supply www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Where are my @cityofpoco.bsky.social #PoCo #PortCoquitlam people at? @terryfoxfoundation.bsky.social #TerryFox is currently trailing a freaking flag? Let's get on this.

Every time someone who lives in my town & complains about visible homelessness then ALSO complains about shelter applications, I believe a Monty Python foot should reach down from the heavens and squash their in-progress Facebook post

IT'S BRACKET TIME but also an acknowledgment that the coastal symbols british columbians like most were used to sell this province at the same time the people creating those symbols were deprived of basic rights ....... BRACKET TIME www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

reasonably sure this is the first time a regional government agency has launched a new service with an elaborate broadway musical parody

An unconsidered benefit of universal basic income.

Have some fun and vote for your fav symbols that represent BC. The first round is in the article. Enjoy!