Spoke with Axel Schuster this week about his team's remarkable year -- and the fact that a serious potential investor, I've been told, was in attendance for the LAFC playoff game. Nothing's set to be announced, but clearly the vibes are good in the boardroom. theprovince.com/sports/socce...

Why was the snowman rummaging through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose

Why is your government still using the platform?

bsky.app/profile/prof... Bird needs to step his shit fuck fucking shit the fuck up. Numbers like this are fucking embarrassing

@profanity.accountant access me hard

Vancouver Whitecaps FC. Western Conference Champions. Incredible.

Fucking Savage and Bird is 100% here for it.

What a win by the Whitecaps!

Oh noes! Not again! 😆 #Cyberstuck

Calling out each and every BC Liberal MP: are you going to stand with BC, our coastal waters, communities and Indigenous nations or support PM Carney as he tramples over these, puts our economy at risk and deepens the climate crisis?

The federal government is not prepared for the fight they will have if they try to force this bullshit through. A petition is step 1. Step 2 is to recall your MLA.

Signed... y'all should do so as well.

Dear @terrybeech.bsky.social and @mark-carney.bsky.social of the federal Liberals if you think you’re going to repeal the northern bc tanker ban and force a pipeline through northern BC be aware that I will do everything I can to start a recall petition for Mr Beech.

Spread the word

Michael Bublé just dropped maybe the greatest soundbite ever

I am absolute dying at the tone of voice on "Oh, he passed it back to Dvorak..."

Evander Kane scored ywcavan.org/advocacy/end...

Ending gender-based violence starts with everyday actions. To mark 16 Day of Activism Against Gender-Based Violence, here are 16 ways you can make a difference—from speaking up to supporting survivors. Together, we can create a safer BC: gov.bc.ca/DomesticViolence

Clearly the oilers miss Kane and his intangibles. The canucks should retain half and trade him back for a 2nd

Think VAN fans are depressed now? Wait until the Flames get McKenna 😭

Hey folks! I'm trying to help my brother out with his fundraiser for Special Olympics Bowling! Any amount will help and tax receipts are available for donations over $20. It's a really great cause, cheers to all who can help! 🥰 Sobccommunity.crowdchange.ca/127588

And Minnesota United takes the opening kickoff for a touchback, with San Diego FC beginning possession on their own 20 yard line.

Watching the SD/MIN semi final. Cant help but notice that the crowd has cans, why did the MLS ban cans for the VAN/LA game? Because the fix was in

“Cigarettes and Cashews” sounds like the title of a Tom Waits album. #Canucks

#MMIWG Keep your eyes peeled!

The grades are in! The Whitecaps threw everything they had at LAFC and survived a wild night at BC Place to advance. Who stood out to you? #VWFC thethirdsub.ca/2025/11/24/r...

Joke of the day. Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

New for @Area51SportsNet : I'm still not over last night's #VWFC win and that was by far, the greatest sports game I have ever covered as a member of the media. I had to write something. The Whitecaps have become a new hope for Vancouver sports fans. area51sportsnet.com/whitecaps-ne...

Nothing is better than the roar of the home crowd. The game last night was a rollercoaster of emotion. Every pk goal got a bit louder, when Laborda scored it was madness. Absolute madness.

Un F'ing Believable. #VWFC

Absolute scenes here at BC Place. Laborda steps up for the final penalty and ends it. This could have gone down in the history of another Vancouver team shitting the bed when it mattered but not tonight, nope not tonight...

Son Heung-min, eh? You can take the man out of Tottenham, but you can't take the Tottenham out of the man. Anyways, Whitecaps off to the Conference Finals for the first time in club history.

Based on what was called all game. Not a foul. But 9 minutes of stoppage was also bs do a bs free kick is par for the course

Bird called the fix. There’s no way there was 9 minutes of stoppage. That wasn’t a foul on Blackmon. Complete bullshit

Bird worries that the fix is in for the Cals game. For the first time at an MLS game this season they won’t let you bring in water bottles or have cans from concession.

At what point did it become socially acceptable to listen to your phone music, in public, without headphones. Seriously, people have some fucking respect for others

Bird and Jr are Hotspur fans because of Son. Seeing him live is a bucket list moment for Jr. He told me he might cry when Son takes the pitch, but after that he’s going to make it as hostile an environment as he can. LFG

What did the grape say as it was being squished? Nothing, but it did wine a little.

Good on this kid. It is your civic duty to punch nazis.

TSN talking about how Alphonso Davis has lost his LB spot to Richie Laryea. Fuck all the way off with this garbage analysis. This is as bad as when they were talking like Canada were the team to beat in their 2022 WC group. Mainstream soccer coverage in this country needs a major overhaul.

What do shellfish get from working out? Mussels.

Hell Fucking Ya!!

Bubba wasn’t Clinton, it was Ghislaine’s horse. CHECKMATE LIBS

Remembers the Canucks are playing Sees the skeet’s about who the Canucks are playing Wishes he forgot the Canucks were playing

Michael Che and Colin Jost crushed Weekend Update 🤣💀