Anyone I follow want FIFA tickets to Qatar @ Canada? Was planning on going with a couple friends but now have work shit that I can't get out of. Have 2 or 4 in a row sec 229 lower bowl at cost not looking to make any money just want to make sure actual fans go.

if you are "using AI for writing," you are not writing. i do not know how to make this any simpler

BIRD RANT The new BC Con leader want’s to “protect our children”, “keep men out of the girls bathroom”, and “put parents back in charge”. As a parent Bird would just like to say FUCK THAT and FUCK EVERYONE who thinks these should be the focus of any level of gov. As a parent, your job is not…

Eze shitting the bed and then Gabriel kicking it to the moon. Good times!

John Schneider is a bad baseball team manager

Ive seen teams suck before but this Jays team may be the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked

hahahahaha Pitching failing the Jays again

Someone should be fired for sending Hoffman out there. He is not good and has cost them a few gms already. Seems poised to cost them another

Maybe it was Gabriel’s penalty

NORAD has just issued a report that Gabriel’s penalty is due to hit Randall in about 6 hours.

Welp, we're all on the Canes bandwagon now

The world needs more of this. Not just standing up against the Dorito downstairs, standing up for truth and decency

My latest posted cartoon.

Once again, late first, the Canes have one fewer goal (3) than the Habs have shots (4). If CAR didn’t go 3 weeks between rounds they likely sweep

For Claude. Written and voiced by Kyle Keefe.

Does anyone have 4 million $ they can lead me. Would be will to sign an IOU, provided the fine print sets repayment to begin in 2195

In wake of the tragic passing of Claude Lemieux here are numbers/links for crisis support. You are never as alone as you feel, the hardest part is reaching out, once you reach it you’d be surprised by how much people care. Thinking no one cares is just your brain playing tricks, you are loved

Please Share - 9-8-8 is the dedicated, easy-to-remember crisis hotline for anyone in the US and Canada who is experiencing suicidal thoughts or emotional distress

18 minutes in and the Canes have 3 goals, the Habs have 4 shots I’d pull Dobes to save his confidence because this one is over

16 minutes into a pivotal game 4, Carolina has as many goals as Montreal has shots. 2

You should not be able to take your time out to decide to challenge a play.

How do I get a Wab Kinew without moving to Manitoba

A real Canadian right here.

MTL has really taken their low shot total to heart and come out flying. Well on their way to 8 shots in the game.

The best time to expel him was right after he met with the Alberta separatists. The next best time is now.

A perfect breakdown of what wrong with NHL playoff officiating

I’m shocked that the team that got outshot 38-12 lost this game

I fucking hate NHL playoff officiating

Honestly, it's getting kind of ridiculous at this point.

I’m not sure the Habs strategy of needing .940 goaltending while shooting 15% is a recipe for success but I guess anything can happen in the playoffs

One aspect we haven't considered enough is that the Golden Knights home unis vs. the Canes road ones would undoubtedly be the ugliest Stanley Cup jersey matchup of all time

This Whitecaps win reminds me of last year where the Caps next man up mentality made them a difficult team to play against every week. Great road effort to see them into the World Cup break.

Bird thinks second yellows should be reviewed because that second yellow against SD was soft AF.

Jeevan Badwal is an absolute stud. His work rate off the ball is elite and something every kid should watch and try to emulate. What a beauty, I think his jersey will be the next one I get

Why are there so many terrible drivers in Vancouver and why do they all drive Teslas? Because when you fail your driver test they give you a Tesla

The look on a teachers face when you say youre proud of your daughter for standing up for herself by saying “fuck you mother fucker” to the boy thats been calling her dumb all year because she can’t do math without a calculator. Apparently swears are worse than making fun of kids with dyscalculia

These bands Bird has seen at least twice -Tool -Brooks and Dunn -Black Sabbath -Slayer -QOTSA -Green Day -Nofx -Corb Lund -Foo Fighters -Pennywise

No, it’s not a loss it’s a fucking public service for fucks sake. Are hospitals a loss? Is education? Is policing? No, because they’re public services, just like mail.

Congratulations to the next Canucks head coach: Dax Aquilini.

Firing Adam Foote was the only choice for Ryan Johnson and the #Canucks.

New management group passes first test.

The Habs leaving Buffalo after that display by Dobes

Game 7 overtime for a spot in the conference finals

Bird hates them and doesn’t want them to win but it would be hilarious if Marner wins a cup and conn smythe in his 1st year out of TO.

A great question from @sportsnetmurph.bsky.social about the #Canucks community involvement, and the Sedins provide a strong answer about getting back to that core pillar.