Brandon Hagel looks like the hero from a Square Enix RPG

On the bright side this is the last time we will have to see Jordan Binnington in net for team Canada I guess. I guess???????

Welp

Don't want to get ahead of myself here but there is a certain someone on team USA I'm very familiar with for blowing 3v3 OT games with no defensive effort

Someone just woke old man Doughty up from his intermission nap early for that interview

You know it's bad when they show the Messier reaction to the goal but don't grab Gretzky's reaction lol

Ah, time to change my glasses out. Need to find my rose coloured ones to watch this.

We need a @harsunderhunjan.bsky.social shutout call

Looks like Tkachuk was struggling to read there, adds up

Man I am too old to bitch about penalties. It was clear as day! Just accept it with grace and kill it off. When you get a speeding ticket saying you saw other people speeding who didn't get a ticket isn't a valid defense! I think complaining about called real infractions is very Binnington-esque.

if you have a son playing minor hockey in canada you need to get your ass to hockeylife RIGHT NOW to pick up some goalie pads this is not a drill

We need to catch JT Miller on a backcheck here to even it up

It isn't a team Canada hockey game without needing to crawl out of a hole Binnington dug

Well based on who is actively posting right now I guess it's more like 5pm than 5am so hello all. I see we get treated to a Ron Maclean narrative to start. What a treat. I'm still sad over the women's game so I'm hoping someone kills Brady and Matthew early. Maybe Binnington does the deed.

Who up making some breakfast rice (???) at 5am? Thats right it's me. I was like there is no way I am gonna be able to record this game and not learn the score. Also if ms rachel isn't on TV soon after my kids wake up there will be a mutiny. So.... I guess I'm watching it live!

The Binnington thing is so annoying because it’s team Canada so he keeps getting credit for saving them from problems he half to fully created

i love hockey

This tournament is going exactly as I thought it would. They started Binnington in the first game, and he was just good enough to keep his job and make sure that meaningful games are brown trousers time.

I work often with Sarah Penton, the interviewer here. She is a masterclass in connecting with people, and we are privileged to have her and the people like this who trust her with their stories Tumbler Ridge student, mother describe school lockdown during mass shooting www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

All of BC is wrapping the families of Tumbler Ridge with love. Supports are available: BC Mental Health Support Line: 310-6789 Kids Help Phone: Text “CONNECT” to 686868 Thank you to the emergency responders on the ground for the work they are doing.

Ugh. Just got fired from the calendar factory for taking a day off.

Our hearts are in Tumbler Ridge tonight with the families of those who have lost loved ones. Government will ensure every possible support for community members in the coming days, as we all try to come to terms with this unimaginable tragedy.

Tumbler Ridge is a small planned resource community, a winding 90 minute drive from the nearest city of at least 10,000 people. A massive number of people are going to descend there tomorrow. May those that arrive have respect and grace for the unimaginable grief.

"I already know all the letters, so there's nothing left for books to offer."

Did you know there was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19? His name was Constant Teen (cc: @cviibyz.bsky.social )

I need to give you all my cell# so someone can call me when once in a lifetime events happen like a PO Joseph goal or a Vinny Desharnais goal or a Evander Kane being carried away by the in arena blimp thing actually happens

Look I dunno anything about anything but pretty sure this AI summary of Gavin McKenna's Wikipedia page that just showed up in a duckduckgo.com search for "Gavin McKenna" is possibly not based on the material actually contained on said Wikipedia page (clicking it did direct to his real wiki page)

I know this has been covered ad nauseum in terms of tech rot these days and I ask this question rhetorically but: Why does my brand new Acer laptop periodically serve me built in pop up ads asking me to subscribe to free trials of various software? I don't remember asking for any of this.

Just checking in on the box scores and I see the Oilers came back and won. But I noticed SJS Collin Graf scored his 15th of the season. I'm like wait who the fuck is Collin Graf? His 15G would be 1st on the Canucks and his 30pts would be 3rd lol.

Feel like there's a good opportunity to do some fun niche Canucks things these days. Like, let's remember some guys. Who are your favourite all-time Canucks back-up goalies? I loved Alex Auld and his progressively balding head and white pads. Also still like Spencer Martin! You? #Canucks

If I had a DeLorean I'd probably only drive it from time to time.

Amongst the many things being discussed these days which I am not needed to offer comment on due to others more directly affected doing so etc, I did see this on a popular sports app (TheScore) and man is it nice to see the federal government putting this messaging where it needs to be seen.

I mean it's not hard to put out a more entertaining product than the Canucks in this market but in general, PWHL hockey has way more entertainment per minute than NHL no? Like as a general rule.

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨RED ALERT🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 VINCENT DESHARNAIS HAS SCORED A GOAL 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨RED ALERT🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

The best part about ordering a kids meal from a fast food joint is that under the guise of providing healthier food options for kids they will generally have chocolate milk as a drink option and under the guise of ordering for a kid I will always gladly accept it

vaccines cause adults

Alex Tuch, congratulations, you are the final piece in the hybrid rebuild culminating in free agency this summer

If Cruella Deville was a doctor, do you think she'd have made a lab coat?

Was really into piggyback rides for a while, kinda got carried away

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Feels very odd to be cheering for uhhh ... Winnipeg, Chicago? And.... Seattle??

Decided what I'm doing for the next 5 hours to ring in the new year

RIP to an all time great

#Canucks get their 88th career #NHL shootout victory Monday in Seattle It comes in Kevin Lankinen’s 8th shootout appearance in a Vancouver uniform Lankinen improves his #NHL record for save percentage in shootouts to (no joke) .888% @sportsnet650.bsky.social

Logging on to check the results of the Canucks game and uh, sorry, who shot for us in the shootout???

Pour one out for Jim Moylan

If a man has no arms, and a gun in his pocket..... Is that a man armed, or unarmed?

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