Also back to regularly scheduled complaining: anyone saying “when they can’t score more than three goals, it’s not the goalie” fundamentally misunderstands how teams change their structure after going up two goals early like that.

Also now that I’m half functional again: it was delightful to see everyone on the timeline praising Celebrini and understanding why I don’t go to bed at 9pm anymore

Wasn’t even able to post for most of this game. Absolutely sick with it lmao

MacKinnon just hasn’t been right

God Sam Bennett is such a piece of shit. And no turns out I still don’t like it when it’s “for my team”.

Oh NOW we can count

Fuck.

P P P POWER KILL

It's time

God I know it’s because I follow a lot of salty leafs fans (and leafs haters, which go one of two ways) but Lordy. Confirmation bias is a hell of a drug

Canada wasn’t in hot water because their dmen weren’t scoring, they were in hot water because players, especially their dmen, were making the “big mistakes” and your solution is bringing Evan Bouchard?

The Binnington thing is so annoying because it’s team Canada so he keeps getting credit for saving them from problems he half to fully created

I’m so happy. But I need to go lay in a quiet, dark room for a while.

ALsoooo uuuh clutch gene says what?

GLOBAL SUPER STAR SHIT FROM MITCH MARNER

Actually shaking jfc

Also it’s silly that Reinhart is still up on this power play unit over Celebrini. I get handedness but the reality is that they take 100 second PP shifts so you’re just leaving your current best goalscorer on the bench

Beautiful and perfect Seth Jarvis absolutely working his bag off and drawing a penalty 😌

Bout to cry with pride about Macklin Celebrini at 7:45 in the morning. And absolutely unbelievable play by McDavid holy shit.

Important addition here!

Where would you put him in your draft rankings?

What a goal by Oleson!

DA DANES

tunnel tiiiiiiime

Tulsky is a witch

Yall aren’t making definitive performance evaluations based on charts built on a 3 game round robin sample, right? Because that would be silly. So surely people wouldn’t be doing it. Right?

LeBrun posting this probably makes the Mach3 line my legacy but on the other hand is the slander of being called a Canucks fan worth it

Tim Stützle at the Olympics (is wearing a neck guard)

I love Tom Wilson getting kicked out for Seth Jarvis for Seth Jarvis

Literally just sitting oh my couch going “ohohohohohoho” like an anime villain at that Celebrini goal

I would say that’s Thompson’s number but we all know it’s not going to be

Sidney Crosby 🤌

MACKLINNNNN. I’m having so much fun.

Lmao see it’s fun

I wish Team Canada was configured to power kill more. They have the horses

Okay I’m here to pose a solution to the three different Mack/Mc/Mac spellings in the Celebrini - McDavid - MacKinnon line: the Mach 3 Line

Is it good if Nathan MacKinnon is your net front clean up guy

Oh my GOD Macklin. That filthy as hell

How’s that shot for yall

Really living for Marner being Sid’s rent-a-Geno for International walk outs. Do you think there was a drawing? Volunteers? Did Sid review applications

MACKLIN CELEBRINI!!!! Emotional

Sometimes I see Canes fans tweets/replies and then have to fully open the NHL app to check where they’re at in the standings and confirm I haven’t fallen into an alternate reality where they aren’t tied for second in the league and have won playoff rounds multiple years straight

Tumbler Ridge is a small planned resource community, a winding 90 minute drive from the nearest city of at least 10,000 people. A massive number of people are going to descend there tomorrow. May those that arrive have respect and grace for the unimaginable grief.

Oh my god and with the OT winner on top of an existing G and A1. A pretty individual effort there too.

FELIX! Been a while since I’ve checked in on my guy. He’s looking really good and the goal is nice too. Every time I watch him I swear his floor looks a little higher to me.

IM EMOTIONAL. SO DESERVED

Tocchet:

SETH FRICKIN JARVIS

Anyway, it’s incredible that the 2024-2025 Vancouver Canucks were so toxic that it was apparently contagious, in that the people who left the org at that time are turning multiple other franchises into clown shows.

Okay I think I found a good game (Utah) and one where his minutes were less and then he didn’t play much the next game (Boston) and I’m still confused about the fan and coach situation but I do have a more solidified opinion on Michkov so there’s that.