EJ
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Talking hockey and dogs in BC.
Also back to regularly scheduled complaining: anyone saying âwhen they canât score more than three goals, itâs not the goalieâ fundamentally misunderstands how teams change their structure after going up two goals early like that.
about 21 hours ago
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Also now that Iâm half functional again: it was delightful to see everyone on the timeline praising Celebrini and understanding why I donât go to bed at 9pm anymore
about 21 hours ago
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Wasnât even able to post for most of this game. Absolutely sick with it lmao
about 21 hours ago
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MacKinnon just hasnât been right
about 23 hours ago
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God Sam Bennett is such a piece of shit. And no turns out I still donât like it when itâs âfor my teamâ.
about 23 hours ago
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Oh NOW we can count
about 23 hours ago
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Fuck.
2 days ago
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P P P POWER KILL
2 days ago
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Carolina Hurricanes (Bot)
3 days ago
It's time
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God I know itâs because I follow a lot of salty leafs fans (and leafs haters, which go one of two ways) but Lordy. Confirmation bias is a hell of a drug
3 days ago
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Canada wasnât in hot water because their dmen werenât scoring, they were in hot water because players, especially their dmen, were making the âbig mistakesâ and your solution is bringing Evan Bouchard?
3 days ago
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The Binnington thing is so annoying because itâs team Canada so he keeps getting credit for saving them from problems he half to fully created
3 days ago
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Iâm so happy. But I need to go lay in a quiet, dark room for a while.
3 days ago
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ALsoooo uuuh clutch gene says what?
3 days ago
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GLOBAL SUPER STAR SHIT FROM MITCH MARNER
3 days ago
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Actually shaking jfc
3 days ago
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Also itâs silly that Reinhart is still up on this power play unit over Celebrini. I get handedness but the reality is that they take 100 second PP shifts so youâre just leaving your current best goalscorer on the bench
3 days ago
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Beautiful and perfect Seth Jarvis absolutely working his bag off and drawing a penalty đ
3 days ago
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Bout to cry with pride about Macklin Celebrini at 7:45 in the morning. And absolutely unbelievable play by McDavid holy shit.
3 days ago
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3 days ago
Important addition here!
add a skeleton here at some point
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Where would you put him in your draft rankings?
3 days ago
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What a goal by Oleson!
4 days ago
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DA DANES
4 days ago
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Rhys Jessop
5 days ago
tunnel tiiiiiiime
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Tulsky is a witch
5 days ago
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Yall arenât making definitive performance evaluations based on charts built on a 3 game round robin sample, right? Because that would be silly. So surely people wouldnât be doing it. Right?
5 days ago
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LeBrun posting this probably makes the Mach3 line my legacy but on the other hand is the slander of being called a Canucks fan worth it
6 days ago
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Tim StĂźtzle at the Olympics (is wearing a neck guard)
6 days ago
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I love Tom Wilson getting kicked out for Seth Jarvis for Seth Jarvis
6 days ago
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Literally just sitting oh my couch going âohohohohohohoâ like an anime villain at that Celebrini goal
6 days ago
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I would say thatâs Thompsonâs number but we all know itâs not going to be
6 days ago
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Sidney Crosby đ¤
6 days ago
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MACKLINNNNN. Iâm having so much fun.
6 days ago
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Lmao see itâs fun
add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
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I wish Team Canada was configured to power kill more. They have the horses
6 days ago
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Okay Iâm here to pose a solution to the three different Mack/Mc/Mac spellings in the Celebrini - McDavid - MacKinnon line: the Mach 3 Line
7 days ago
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Is it good if Nathan MacKinnon is your net front clean up guy
8 days ago
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Oh my GOD Macklin. That filthy as hell
8 days ago
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Howâs that shot for yall
9 days ago
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Really living for Marner being Sidâs rent-a-Geno for International walk outs. Do you think there was a drawing? Volunteers? Did Sid review applications
9 days ago
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MACKLIN CELEBRINI!!!! Emotional
9 days ago
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Sometimes I see Canes fans tweets/replies and then have to fully open the NHL app to check where theyâre at in the standings and confirm I havenât fallen into an alternate reality where they arenât tied for second in the league and have won playoff rounds multiple years straight
10 days ago
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Justin McElroy đ¨đŚ
11 days ago
Tumbler Ridge is a small planned resource community, a winding 90 minute drive from the nearest city of at least 10,000 people. A massive number of people are going to descend there tomorrow. May those that arrive have respect and grace for the unimaginable grief.
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Oh my god and with the OT winner on top of an existing G and A1. A pretty individual effort there too.
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14 days ago
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FELIX! Been a while since Iâve checked in on my guy. Heâs looking really good and the goal is nice too. Every time I watch him I swear his floor looks a little higher to me.
15 days ago
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IM EMOTIONAL. SO DESERVED
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16 days ago
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Bensalem Witch Trials
18 days ago
Tocchet:
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SETH FRICKIN JARVIS
18 days ago
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Anyway, itâs incredible that the 2024-2025 Vancouver Canucks were so toxic that it was apparently contagious, in that the people who left the org at that time are turning multiple other franchises into clown shows.
18 days ago
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Okay I think I found a good game (Utah) and one where his minutes were less and then he didnât play much the next game (Boston) and Iâm still confused about the fan and coach situation but I do have a more solidified opinion on Michkov so thereâs that.
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18 days ago
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