Another good news story coming out of the US, you love to see it.

Goal would not have happened if they'd called the obvious major

If there's one thing Zemgus Girgensons learned in Buffalo, it's how to play even when the other team is vastly more talented.

Welp, this answers most of the Jays remaining position player questions. Lukes and Barger in the corners, Straw as the 4OF, Schneider drawing in against lefties. All that's left is picking between Jimenez and Kasevich as the backup utilityman.

It’s time to post this. Confirmed. Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion. ilovecitr.us/darnold/

DEVON FUCKING WITHERSPOON BABY

Just got a mega, baby!

Patriots defence substantially less willing to roll over and die than their offence

Vrabel punted there?!

SCP-001: The World's Gone Beautiful

"Could the people who want their ass kicked please form an orderly line"

Pathfinder: Kingmaker Last Azlanti run: SUCCESS BABY

For a prospect that isn't particularly close to the bigs. Mets need OF help big-time if they want to contend, and they still probably need a frontline starter + another leverage reliever for the mound. Wonder if this is an indication that they're punting the short-term to retool around Soto.

MLB teams have 13 spots on the 26-man roster for pitchers. With 5 starters, that means the pro roster will carry 8 relievers. For the Jays: Main 4 leverage guys: Hoffman, Varland, Garcia, Rogers Long man/ SP depth: Lauer R5 guys the Jays lose if they aren't on the roster: Bastardo, Miles

Haha Chiefs lose.

Bills win! Kansas City eliminated from the playoffs! It's 1 degree ABOVE 0 outside! This is a pretty good Sunday! #BillsMafia

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I notice two things: One: the Orioles DFA'd two guys today, a 1B and a C. Another move coming? Two: The Orioles have a guy named MAVERICK HANDLEY?

... the where whats?

o7

Ok at what point was I going to be told that Andre Drummond is a stretch 5 now?

not that theres anything wrong with that, mind you. gotta be happy they found an org where they’re not the first position player foursome, as that’d be more noteworthy

did everyone see that the white sox announced their young infielders are all suckin and fuckin each other

Pressed for comment, Charles Monfort said: "the beatings will continue until morale improves."

LET'S GOOO Now re-sign Bichette and we've already basically got a perfect offseason.

Alternatively, I could spend the evening hammering rusty nails under my fingernails

BO BICHETTE

One last shot for the slug. Bring it home.

Remember your slug, Jays

Kevin Gausman trying to one-up Yesavage in the battle of Blue Jays splitterers. 7 whiffs on the splitter already!

Good morning, Trey Yesavage now has the number two and three best starts in Blue Jays postseason history. (Via @stathead.com and @baseball-reference.com)

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

Fun Fact: Blake Snell had a 0.93 postseason ERA before the World Series. It's at 3.31 ERA now. Da Blue Jays.

Reminds me of another great Blue Jays pitcher who made the bigs super fast.

I think that's a good enough game from Yesavage. 7 IP 12 Ks 1 ER We either see him game 7 or see him next year. I think he's probably in the rotation to start the season.

Trey Yesavage: BUILT. FOR. THIS.

Blue Jays postseason record against the Dodgers: 2-2 Other Dodgers postseason opponents postseason record against the Dodgers: 1-9.

Imfineimfineimfineimfineimfine

Yeah it's fine I'm fine *internally screaming*

The big thing with him is his ability to see the ball. He always sees where the pitch is going. Body may not seem athletic, but his eyes are the envy of the league.

ALEJANDRO KIRK

@bluejays.com DO NOT FORGET YOUR SLUG TODAY

ERNIE CLEMENT HAS THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN

OK (OK) BLUE JAYS (BLUE JAYS) LET'S PLAY BALL

Mission fuckin accomplished boys. 3 wins to go.

Nice way to start the series.

ALEJANDRO KIRK

BARGER BOMB