I will never forget this guy🫡

ELON MUSK YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY NO LONGER CANADIAN

JAYS ARE .500 BABY

Bases loaded, nobody out. Surely the Jays will score some runs here.

Fuck yeah @erictulsky.bsky.social

Taylor Hall is a Stanley Cup Champion.

Pretty sure Kirk already has the best OPS on the Jays now

Montreal might need to try getting some shots on goal on Wednesday

Current Blue Jays Injured rotation: Dylan Cease Shane Bieber Cody Ponce Jose Berrios Bowden Francis/Max Scherzer Current healthy rotation: Kevin Gausman Trey Yesavage Patrick Corbin Bullpen day/Miles Tiedemann maybe? Baseball is stupid

Love seeing MLB hitters do less than I would with a given set of pitches.

JOHN YOU HAVE TYLER ROGERS YOU CAN PITCH HIM AS MUCH AS YOU WANT

Y'know, if the Pirates are picking whatever hitters they want to face Braydon Fisher, you'd think they could pick guys who wouldn't strike out

This is why the Giants had to trade him

Nice to see the Jays blow a team out for the first time in a while.

Tyler Rogers: the only winning move is not to swing

What the hell is up with Gausman's velo?

IT'S JACKIE ROBINSON DAY

VALENZUELA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And the Jays strand the bases loaded again

Thank you Mason

Please Please can we score some fucking runs

Kevin Gausman now has 6 IP, <2 RA, >=10 Ks in consecutive starts. Hail to the Split

I mean that's one way for Jesus Sanchez vs LHPs to work out

Gausman currently running a FIP of 1.114

Jays have to lead the league in stranding the bases loaded, right?

I take it back that actually helped a lot

ANDRéS BABY

Jeff Hoffman giving up a game-tying homer in the 9th is not helping my PTSD

Kirk with a TEXTBOOK challenge, nice to see

ANDREEEEEESSSSSSSS FOR THREE

ERN DAWWWGGG

1st strikeout on a splitter of the year. Here's to many more.

Hey, remember when people thought the Pirates might make the playoffs?

P2NYO

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Aaron "washed" Judge is 0-3 with 3 strikeouts. Nothing else notable has happened this game.

Did Luis Arraez freaky friday with Steven Kwan?

“Make it a season you’ll never forget when you bet on baseball”

Alright so the AL East is gonna be Like That, eh?

Aaron Judge on pace for 0 homers 0 RBIs 0 runs .000/.000/.000 slashline this season. I say he does it.

Schneider gets the last position player spot, as the Jays put 3 starters on the IL

Ok so if Venezuela loses, there will be 3 Americas teams at 3-1 in the WBC who were eliminated in the quarterfinals (Canada, Puerto Rico, Venezuela). 1 of them, in theory, should join the Dominican in the Olympics. Anyone know which one?

Pipieline from the Persian Gulf, across the Arabian Peninsula, across the Atlantic, into the US, and through Alberta and BC.

Another good news story coming out of the US, you love to see it.

Goal would not have happened if they'd called the obvious major

If there's one thing Zemgus Girgensons learned in Buffalo, it's how to play even when the other team is vastly more talented.

Welp, this answers most of the Jays remaining position player questions. Lukes and Barger in the corners, Straw as the 4OF, Schneider drawing in against lefties. All that's left is picking between Jimenez and Kasevich as the backup utilityman.

It’s time to post this. Confirmed. Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion. ilovecitr.us/darnold/

DEVON FUCKING WITHERSPOON BABY