Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

I am obviously the only person watching sports at this gate and I am getting *looks* Sorry you don't have shit to fist bump about at 11:30 at night

I have seen the pad commercial concerned about the vagina's "pH biocare" and all I can think of is that one loser's tweet.

FUCK YOU

WHO JUST TURNED UP THE AC!? I WILL FIND YOU

Airports should have gyms

WHY IS SPORTSNET SO PRO-WILD?

Got a coffee and a sandwich. I am ready for this. Also if they want to go to like 4OT tonight no complaint from me

Every NHL player should wear a facemask/bubble. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

WHAT THE FUCK.

So weird that women are always coming down with a case of the hysteria

I have been in this airport for 3.5h (I have 4ish to go) and all I can say is WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO COLD IN HERE?!

me in the airport jamming out to Avril Lavigne

You cannot go Vlad the Impaler on a guy's head

As much as I love hearing good gossip I don't love that the mics are picking up these ladies' convo MID GAME.

"It is done, bon voyage" is a fucking ominous way to stamp my passport, bud

((Trauma flashback to March 2020))

Turns out it was a bit of both and needed 3 coffees to recover. Which mental illness is it when you need caffeine to calm down?

I'm in an airport for an extended period of time this evening if any big global events feel like happening

Been reported elsewhere, and I have it now: Sedins will be moving into hockey ops roles alongside Evan Gold. Not clear what future roles for current AGMs Cammj Granato and Emilie Castonguay will be.

"Am I having a panic attack or have I just not had coffee yet?" The CVII autobiography

I can't do a second pandemic in grad school.

Okay but playing Manchild against the Knights is brilliant cause it applies to so many of them

I ALREADY CALLED HOME STOP MAKING ME FEEL GUILTY ABOUT MOTHER'S DAY, BROADCAST

"Let people enjoy things" No. Fuck that. We are witnessing the slow death of all art and we have the power to stop it and painful though it may be to do so the only path forward involves us telling people to stop enjoying things that objectively drain the good out of society.

WAIT. I JUST REMEMBER THE SAINT OF TESTICULAR AILMENTS WHO DEALS WITH GROSSLY OVER-LARGE TESTICLES

Americans really do be embolded to say the r-slur abroad.

Of course I read the ball article and as a historian of eunuchs it is antithetical to everything I stand for. When those balls start falling off, call me.

Not sure if I like this "women's only" subway car ideologically but I think it's really nice that every woman here is on her phone in peace and not doing the furtive glance song and dance we all have to do when we're on public transit.

Man Directs Full Force Of Anecdote Toward Single Person After Rest Of Group Moves On To Different Topic https://theonion.com/man-directs-full-force-of-anecdote-toward-single-person-1826391190/

I have looked and looked but sadly this is the closest I have gotten to a capybara (it's an agouti)

My dad wouldn’t have been the first to say this, but he was the first to say it to me: the best war memorial is a terrace where you can lounge over a drink and a meal in good company; because that’s a life and freedom worth fighting for.

There have been any number of other issues but the primary trouble for Philadelphia these playoffs is that Carolina are very good.

Hall putting his glove on his stick makes it seem like he is doing social distance high fives

DOUBLE SWEEP

Rigged

If someone on BlueSky tells me to read a book, I'm going to look it up and read the summary at a minimum.

God Bless America is a weird song.

I'm sad Sens lost, obvs..... but I'm cheering for the double sweep tonight. Think of the DISCOURSE

After days of being on vacation, the wild CVII has come up with the preposterous idea that it might be time to relax rather than try and suck the marrow out of life or whatever

Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".

@meakoopa.bsky.social Rio has twinked Sebastian in ways previously considered untwinkable

Careless whisper with a violin and a clarinet on a subway is a choice

Eventually I'll stop posting about Christ the Redeemer, I swear. But it only cost $4.5mil (in 2025 USD dollars) to make and now I'm legitimately curious what kind of giant statues Connor McDavid would commission

Oh no Buff-a-lo (just caught the 2-0 goal)

CANUCKS LEGEND RYAN MILLER?! THE GREAT DEFENDER OF STETCHER?!

@hockeyfannibal.bsky.social I did escalator glamour shots for you

Gotcha (in day), fucker

I'm in a battle with a fucking statue and I refuse to lose