... why are we all being flooded by bots?

EVERYONE COME BACK, IT'S UNDER REVIEW

OH THE DRAMA. BACKSTREET'S BACK :D #Canucks

Well... we all saw that one coming. #Canucks

GET HUGHES OFF THE ICE AND GIVE THE MAN A NAP #Canucks

Poor Shorty, just wants Ray to look deeply into his eyes #Canucks

I want this man on the Canucks. Or like the hockey equivalent of this man.

I am a danger to myself. BUT NOW THE PATRIA IS MINE.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS BUT DUMBARTON OAKS' MEDIEVAL LIBRARY IS HAVING A 30% OFF SALE. IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO THE WEIRDASS SHIT I STUDY, THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY. (You need to order from the publisher's website directly)

And now we've entered the bloodsport portion of the evening #Canucks

Two things can be true: -Kane is an idiot and a garbage human and frequently does stupid things to take careless penalties, AND -NHL refs have demonstrably proven to have a racial bias and he is a victim of that I'm not defending him, cause I hate the guy, just pointing out that this can happen

My mom's American but has been learning Canadian history through Murdoch Mystery so I just had to text her to let her know about the holiday episode on Monday 😂

Never have I cheered for "distinct kicking motions" more. Not for the outcome of the game, just for the lolz. #Canucks

#91 did something again.. TRADE HIM NOW. #Canucks #VANvsLA

Yeah. I still hate him. Even if he scores for my team.

Reason #14123321 I don't like Kane. His perfectly sculpted facial hair reminds me of this guy:

KINGS OF THE WEST 👑 #VWFC | #OwnTheSummit

Other reason I love hockey, they're real bad at muting f-bombs.

WAIT. Everyone check to make sure nothing illegal happened. #Canucks

"Seems like his mic doesn't work, we should review that" heheheheheheheheheehhehehe #Canucks

(sorry all I'm in a MOOD tonight. Posts will be frequent and unhinged)

Oh and more people dumping Kane on centre ice. I will accept more of that too #Canucks

I NEED MORE NOT GOAL GOALS. I NEED THEM ALL. I NEED A KICKING MOTION AND A HIGH STICK.

What’s the record for most disallowed goals in an NHL game? #canucks

WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I WATCH HOCKEY IT IS FOR THIS. THREE PUCKS IN NET AND LITERALLY NO GOALS

I LOVE THIS SPORT. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. #CANUCKS

Aha! One that counts? #Canucks

Awwwwwww Roger Nelson shout out!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹

Just had several "YOU'RE ON THIS TEAM?!" moments looking at LA's roster. Is this team just the island of lost toys?!

Stupid question: Which crown is this 3rd jersey(?) supposed to be imitating?

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It's been a weird month. This is how I realized November has 30 days. 😂😂😂

Accidentally took a 4h nap so I guess I'm really staying up for this Canucks game......

Hey buddy. We're getting snow for the next 5h. There is NO FUCKING REASON FOR YOU TO BE SNOW BLOWING RIGHT NOW.

They just announced they are moving the Team Canada Olympic cross country ski trials out of Prince George due to a lack of snow a week before December and people will still act like there isn't climate change

how wonderful it is to be watching the goldeneyes get rocked and still have far superior vibes to the other hockey team. how wonderful. love the goldeneyes.

Sorry Goldeneyes I am too cozy to grab my jersey but very excited for Game 3!

I will never, ever call this building other than the Pacific Coliseum. If we all work together we can Science World this one.

Da Bears are undefeated since my weirdass trip to see Da Bears.

UTICA COMETS LEGEND BRENDAN GAUNCE HAS AN NHL TEAM?!?!?!!??!?!!?

Finished a chapter that has been haunting me for almost a year and I celebrate by buying a truly ridiculous number of books and skincare products 😅

A true "cigarettes and cashews" special

Garrett Rank. Noted.

lmao Petey yesss

Yet another reason NHL refs should be forced to answer postgame questions. You shouldn't be able to hand out soft penalties like that one on Hughes and not answer for it

That should have counted as two goals if Pettersson scored there.

That was a BLATANT crosscheck and I kind of loved Petey going "fuck it" #Canucks

Hughes DEFINITELY got slashed/hooked on his rush and then lest the ref know about it who gets his feelings hurt and calls an unsportsmanlike on one of the best DMen in the league AND the team Captain. WHAT A JOKE. #Canucks #VANvsSJS

Sorry NHL Edge, I prefer to get my advanced stats from random Russian basement dwellers.

We need to do this at home.