HA!

When the ADHD hits

I guess Iran’s bored them cause they just started shit Ecuador. Super awesome

This is fucking bonkers Tbh told troops this was for the return of Jesus…. They think they’re fighting a holy war…insane www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

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How airspace is closed? What airlines are going to take on being shot at? Or is this a notary operation? How exactly are you going to evacuate civilians en mass from a conflict you created with about a plan

Yellow cake worked better

Great opsec…few hours allows people to move dumb ass..fucking clown show

Trying to put tooth paste back in the tube is more effective.

Keeping this. Call them out on the bullshit. And then follow up.

Dubai police are threatening jail time for "any content that contradicts official announcements."

They figure out the iron dome and defence systems don pick up drones American embassy in Dubai got hit twice Don’t know if it was occupied but it’s bad

That would be the second embassy. We’re up to 2 Benghazi moments now

To be fair he doesn’t even know where his own kids were born so I wouldn’t expect him to know his dad was born in New York

Consent has always been an issue with him

lol you they don’t and no you don’t.

And the chronicles of Narnia are real Thanks for coming out Pat

Eat a dick internal clock

BREAKING: White House Iran planning session

The US Embassy in Riyadh seems to have taken a direct hit. No idea on casualties, but it looks bad. Hope it was evacuated.

"By killing [Khamenei], the US and Israel didn’t just strike Iran’s government. They struck a spiritual leader with transnational religious authority – and created exactly the kind of martyr that galvanizes movements for generations." - fascinating and important piece by Iran scholar Narges Bajoghli

This why you don’t skip over the cuts scenes in call of duty They have them so you know what going on

REALITY CHECK: For those who think destroying IRGC checkpoints & HQs will help stoke a rebellion, bad news. So long as IRGC & 25 million Basji loyalists have houses, a cafe at the near, private cars & an unlimited supply of tea and dates. They’ll control the streets & the regime will survive.

Have to give them credit with this one. It’s original at least and not some recycled garbage from the Iraqi war

Wut? When did Iran attack?

Four days later they issue this…..WOW

Someone needs to explain the Uno reverse rules to Mikey boy here

It’s Biden’s fault. DRINK!

What threat did a girls school pose? Oh that’s right you didn’t know because you’re using outdated information

Uh that’s called on the offensive or attacking

Not for nothing Bush spun the bullshit better

I don’t think its working

Choice use of words. FYI rules of engagement are law. He’s clearly saying they’re above the law. Have fun at The Hague

Of course It had to be BoBo Ffs

Cool www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/luna...

Oh lovely

Well duh! What they think would happen, replenish like Fortnite? newrepublic.com/post/207205/...

That’d be a staff infection

No, no he doesn’t sugar plum

Mullin has never been in any conflict beyond choosing two ply over single And old Pete served in an air condition office in the green zone.

Yea wanna know why? Because they’re winging it, they started this thinking they’re gonna win in a day, and didn’t listen to advisors This is what happens when you have reality show hosts running the government and in charge of weapons of war

When the wifi lags wtf?

Clay is too stupid to understand anyone born after July 16th, 1945 has lived every day under a nuclear threat

Awe thanks, but not today Apple

Yea cause you didn’t serve kind of a moan criteria here pops

Wow. The hey I started a war for no reason and some of your kids are now dead, but hey check out my drapes and big hole…was not in anyone’s bingo card for a Monday

Odd, cause you told Congress yesterday the complete opposite.

Well no, this is the first anyone has heard this position

Five days from now when he’s informed it hasn’t changed, because Iran planned ahead, he’ll type in cool boy quote to ChatGPT to come up with another line People who take glee in war, are fools who lack the courage to fight