Man who wouldn’t wear mask to protect people fine wearing mask to shoot them

Day one of drivers deciding they won’t change their route and must drive along East Broadway between Ontario and Kingsway. #carbrain

Thunder ice sounds like an action figure that ICE sells to indoctrinate children. www.cnn.com/weather/live...

Trying to not absorb other people’s anxiety while I manage my own anxiety.

I also found it strange that the brand new Qatari plane was having electrical problems.

I really enjoyed this lecture after yesterday’s Carney speech. (Maybe a little reprieve after news that morally-vacant ICE is using children as bait.)

American exceptionalism: Only Americans get to express dismay at Americans about their terrible administration. The rest of the world hasn’t done their homework. (A common sentiment I’m seeing online today.)

I love my profession deeply, but some of them are not covering themselves in glory these days. If a mob boss draws a sharp blade languidly across your palm and says it would be a real shame for you to lose your pinky, your headline isn't "Godfather rules out hacking off finger to settle debt."

“You’re nothing without me!” The mantra of every mediocre man who is getting dumped.

As a rule I try not to listen to DT speak because I can feel my brain leaking out of my ear. So, journalists, I expect you to do your job and tell me what he said…not just play his insane ramblings on air.

Thinking back to last year when I was between jobs (in the best way) and my time belonged only to me.

Also, I wonder if the Nobel committee will make the unprecedented move to withdraw the award because Machado has turned into a simpering asshat.

Nobel prizes should be like passports (property of the issuer.)

I can't believe that this has been an option the entire time *sets up school for raccoons against racism*

Idc that I’ve re-posted this every time it’s on the skyline DO NOT IGNORE.

50m is really long, especially when you’re trying to swim breast stroke quickly.

Probably the exact same thing Supreme Leader Khamenei is telling Islamic Revolutionary Guard right now.

I went for a 30min run and nothing hurt. It wasn’t easy, it wasn’t pleasant, but nothing hurt. WTF.

Should have bought more of these when I was in Norway.

When we visited Helsinki, we noticed that cars had to wait for pedestrians+bikes to let them drive over the crosswalk. A complete role-reversal. It was very refreshing.

The embarrassment of accidentally playing your music for the rest of the echoey office due to a headphone malfunction.

Motion to stop calling Tr*mp a dictator because I think he likes it. Call him a despot instead.

RFK Jr is a fucking monster pauloffit.substack.com/p/rfk-jrs-tu...

Not esoteric, pretty mainstream: - my hydroponic grow tower - watercolours - masters swimming - running - knitting

Muting the sanctimonious accounts.

“Damp January” is a term I wish I hadn’t learned.

Waiting for the sun to set so I can run around on the seawall without the New Year’s Day riffraff.

No comment, Goodreads.

To the drivers stuck in Eastbound traffic on Georgia, *making me lose my hearing* while you lay on your horn won’t make traffic disappear.

Meanwhile in Vancouver, our mayor and his coattail-riders passed a motion committing to not even study congestion pricing.

C/W Home Depot prefabricated plaster ornament painted “gold.”

A guess that paid off. Wordle 1,644 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Ahh…the dulcet sounds of road-grinding as the Broadway Subway prepares to reroute every 99, and 9 bus down the road in front of my workplace.

6 long winter coats that say “I’m definitely wearing pajamas under here”

Tariffs! (You can always substitute corncobs, or a product that has recycled pulp content.)

I feel like garbage, and I didn’t even drink.

Maybe it’s AI?

While we’re waiting on a stadium announcement, flashback to 20yrs ago (!!) when I worked on a plan to put a soccer stadium over the waterfront rail lines. thetyee.ca/Views/2006/0...

So now staff can spend time [repeatedly] changing the font in all their documents because Calibri is the default Word font.

Drop a lawyer

Earlier this year the English Bay Love to Swim meet filled up in 24hrs. About a month ago, the Nanaimo swim meet filled up in 10hrs. This afternoon the Victoria Long Course swim meet filled up in 2hrs. There's demand for Masters Swimming events in BC - our province needs to increase capacity.

We are pleased to accept the FIFA Punctuality Prize.

Sitting over here chuckling as the BC Conservatives fire their leader…I guess because he wasn’t fringe enough?

Same. Some people have underestimated my ability to hold a grudge.

Uh…merica!

American culture is one of the ones incompatible with western civilization.

Decarbonizing hydrocarbons sounds like some kind of newfangled greenwashing marketing slogan. Oh right, the #LPC watered down the anti-greenwashing legislation.

If a 50m pool was a condition of hosting FIFA, we’d be already nearing completion of a world class aquatic centre.

Prioritizing my sanity by not listening to the CBC interview with our smug mayor.