We are pleased to accept the FIFA Punctuality Prize.

Sitting over here chuckling as the BC Conservatives fire their leader…I guess because he wasn’t fringe enough?

Same. Some people have underestimated my ability to hold a grudge.

Uh…merica!

American culture is one of the ones incompatible with western civilization.

Decarbonizing hydrocarbons sounds like some kind of newfangled greenwashing marketing slogan. Oh right, the #LPC watered down the anti-greenwashing legislation.

If a 50m pool was a condition of hosting FIFA, we’d be already nearing completion of a world class aquatic centre.

Prioritizing my sanity by not listening to the CBC interview with our smug mayor.

Well look at that, Ken Sim does own a suit.

“Show off your Duolingo score to your LinkedIn network.” Um, fuck no.

@cbcstephenquinn.bsky.social I find the word “boyfriend” embarrassing. My boyfriend is 50. Boy??

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

Instagram: “Your friends joined MetaAI, you should try it.” Me: They probably joined by accident and are regretting it.

It should go without saying that the hot tub is a politics-free zone. Quiet-relaxation-only zone.

In case anyone is wondering if Watson was really THAT bad, @lpachter.bsky.social compiled a list of quotes that are absolutely not for the faint of heart. liorpachter.wordpress.com/2018/05/18/j...

As expected. I guess his “3-3-3-1” initiative is over.

Men are so emotional.

“it’s 2025, surely nobody could still be using ‘password’ as their password” the louvre: hold our baguette

I’m sorry, are we seriously suggesting the bear was evading law enforcement?

That toilet is so fucking basic. The wannabe interior-decorator-in-chief hasn’t learned about concealed tanks.

Planning what to do with my “extra” hour on Sunday, besides sleeping.

Guys, it’s wet out. Also, went on my first rainy run in…9.5yrs.

AB: we’ve decided that some people (teachers) don’t have rights because…well…because it just works better that way. Trust us.

IM work + fast free + relay takeovers was not the greatest workout for the day after vaccinations…although I’m not sure anything would have been better.

10% of 0; decrease drug costs by 1,000% It’s a different level of bad at math. Exceptionally bad at math.

Jabbed x2

A reminder…he often (falsely) asserts there are huge amounts of drugs coming over the northern border.

Came home yesterday after a kind of meh day and discovered we have wool moths. The panic in my brain as I thought about everything I own that’s made of wool. Anyhow, I have some sweaters in the freezer for the next couple days…

Trump slammed for demolishing White House before Canadians could burn it down again

You don’t say…

“Why would someone buy a home when there’s this uncertainty about the title?” Oh, I don’t know…maybe ‘cause they’re 45 and tired of the constant threat of eviction in the rental market.

White House looking a little warzone-ish.

“How dare she play the gender card.” Why? You’re playing the angry old man card.

I wonder how many people who reference the circles of hell have actually read Dante’s Inferno?

Engaging with Chat GPT, even as a joke, still destroys the environment.

Is there an equivalent fall word for “spring cleaning”? Like “hibernation prep” or something? “Nesting” isn’t quite right. My brain fog is preventing me from seeing the obvious answer.

“Every parade has a right to exist.”

The American centrist punditocracy has decided that what the US transit industry needs are endless lectures about the importance of security. These writers misunderstand the problem, and are making things worse. 1/ www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Sinnataggen (The Angry Boy), by Gustav Vigeland, 1928, 📸 by @alykhankr.bsky.social

Hotels with pools, Please note the length of your pool on your website. *and if you’re feeling extra generous, include the water temperature.

tim burton characters in famous art: thread

Ahhhh….food poisoning.

I haven’t thought about the Toronto 18 in a while.

Will measles cases in Alberta go up or down as a result of the teachers’ strike?

1. Sign up for challenging thing. 2. Set particular goal. 3. Achieve goal. 4. Retroactively move goalposts. 5. Be disappointed. (A manual on perpetual dissatisfaction.)

How much do you think the fine was for exceeding the fecal coliform levels by 19,900%? (Less than $19,900.)

Every time the fed. gov. proposes gutting a national service as a way to save the economy I’m reminded of the “great nation-building effort” they promised during the election. It’s hard to build anything if you keep demolishing the foundations.

I had a crappy day at work, so I now I’m going to try out my new snorkel.

There’s also a new Susan Point artwork “Journey of Enlightenment” at St. George’s Senior school - on the plaza fronting Camosun and 29th.

LRT: Yes, it’s now terrorism to be anti-fascism. In case you were wondering whether fascism was here yet.