Will not be missed.

Make sure you ride your speed-regulated scooter on the road with all of the [we're too chickenshit to regulate] giant pick-up trucks and SUVs. Also, we needed to make ICBC rates cheaper so fuck you if somebody hits you. We're the BC NDP. You're welcome.

Black Friday reminder to brands that 20% off is what you give in exchange for permission to spam my emailbox. That's not a sale.

I’ve noticed that since the strike Canada Post no longer delivers packages. They just put a pickup slip in my mailbox, no matter what it is.

I would like to live there.

Every year the park board closes the Seawall for a few weeks in Nov/Dec for slope scaling but it’s only recently that they haven’t opened it on weekends.

Agent at the post office comments on me wearing all black to which woman in line declares unabashedly, “You’re the kind of pedestrian I like to hit with my car.”

That was so much fun

Vancouver cannot afford nice things because we're giving half a billion dollars to cops next year.

I'm so excited to sleep tonight.

$497 million dollars to these guys next year, so they can continue to do whatever they want with impunity.

I have always used the em dash but now I use it out of spite.

I'm remaining curious.

Yesterday I woke up with One Great City stuck in my head and I really should have taken the hint and bet it all on green.

Trying to find any information about the PWHL Vancouver opener on Friday. Seems like just show up for 7 p.m. puck drop.

This Clinton Trump thing sounds like something my mother would have fervently spread amongst her church group if it was Clinton Obama.

I have twenty workdays left in 2025 and that seems like too many.

I have run the California International Marathon four of the past five and I’m sad that I am not running it this year. Mind you my back is so fucked up right now i can barely walk so #runchat

I have a handful of dillies left over from crash recovery and I have never been tempted until now

Knee pain today is pretty minor because it’s being so well masked by lower back pain, a memoir.

Do it

I’m excited for this tonight except the weird anxiety that I will probably see most of you in real life tonight.

If I can just survive this first holiday work event I’m off until Thursday.

There are people in the comments section who believe that half a billion dollars for cops in this city is not enough.

It couldn't possibly be the Liberals progressive conservating better than the Conservatives. No, surely not, no.

We visit somewhere Europe in spring and frequently do not want to come home.

Wait people still watch the Canucks. Like pay money to watch the Canucks.

The VPD budget has increase $150 million -- +44% -- under Ken Sim and ABC. Stop voting for idiots in 2026 challenge.

I need to stop eating like I am training for a marathon.

Vancouver could be a real city but ABC would rather give cops $465 million a year. www.cnv.org/City-Hall/Ne...

I got an extra hour of sleep why am I so tired.

This effing rules

The total lack of self-awareness is actually impressive.

Every time the BOC lowers rates I get an email from the Wealthsimple gambling app that they, too, are lowering the interest rates they pay out. Credit card companies be like

It only took me 13 days to realize that, no, I had in fact timed this correctly to finish on Halloween. Any guess what tonight’s film will be?

If you have to drive somewhere tomorrow evening no you don't.

I've seen this movie.

Imagine staying up for that

In my experience it’s more fun to just watch the highlights later depending

SC is going to have a pleasant telephone conversation with her mother like she does every Sunday. I just hung up on mine before she could go down her antivax rabbit hole after I told her I wasn’t feeling well from the autumn Covid booster.

As I Faulkner I’m once again left questioning if the vaxx hangover is worse than what I am vaxxed against.

We bought enough Halloween candy for about a hundred kids and will get none thank gawd because it probably won’t last the week anyway.

What exactly does “while centimetres last” mean.

Today is Fallout Day. I used to play Fallout 76 incessantly. I was obsessed. It got me through the pandemic, and my bicycle crash and TBI recovery. I haven't played in over a year and with Bethesda's relentless tinkering I am not sure I will ever go back. #falloutday

Guys it's wet.

The fact the women's marathon WR is doped and everybody knows it's doped but it will still stand as the WR is beyond fucked #runchat

Oh weird that thing that “rarely happens” happened.

I’m going to propose a breathalyzer for next year’s strata AGM.

Rogers internet down in the West End like someone just picked up the phone and tried to make a call.