I know it's Tuesday but I also thought it was Thursday.

Apparently something happened this morning.

There's no workplace accommodation for paraskevidekatriaphobia so don't ask.

Voices in my head shouting "that's not what it fucking says" in unison way too often lately.

Bike lane on the Sea-to-Sky.

Hey Ken show us the photo you coward.

There's a baby in the office making baby noises.

Still green YTD but yeesh.

Waxy and quivering jocks fumble the pizza.

Colleague induced cerebral hematoma.

Making AI companies be thought police sounds like something AI would say.

I could not name a single current Canuck other than EP40 and I use the shorthand because I have no idea how to spell his name.

Couple laps of the park yesterday with this guy looking on.

The BC NDP is so frustratingly incompetent that even when they try to do the right thing they still manage to find a way to fuck it up. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

"As you know I apologized to Sean Orr, and today I'm announcing that I will be making a donation, in Councillor Orr's name, of one Bitcoin to the Vancouver Policeman's Ball."

Okay fine "Eby's clock tease" is kind of clever.

So, anyway, the Olympic Truce means that both Israel and US athletes are excluded from competing in the 2028 Olympic Summer Games in Los Angeles.

But there's always money for more cops.

I thought BC was broke.

A few people with the audacity to wear a Quinn Hughes jersey to the Goldeneyes game today.

Listening to trashy tunes from childhood hey did you now that Dr. Feelgood isn't even the third most played song on that album on YouTubeMusic? Weird.

Ken Sim needs to resign.

Listening to the NIN TRON Ares: Divergence remix and it's so good so I go to pre-order the double-vinyl and it's expensive but not enough for free shipping so I browse the shop just long enough for it to sell out. Gawddamnit.

When you have an ex-cop who lives in a completely different city on your city council.

Punctuation matters, folks.

Work is hard today which is great because I slept very poorly last night and have a tonne of patience to spare.

Zero means zero except another $4 million for cop school. I hate it here.

I see the mounted VPD are out shitting all over the park and West End earlier this year.

Me at work: we will have that to you by the CRA deadline Friday. Me at life: look I know the deadline is Friday but how about now gawddamnit.

Cars should not be able to exceed the speed limit. The technology exists. The political will does not.

I’d be so mad if I woke up at 5 probably.

Yeah but the alien files.

I turned on the debate but I am so uninspired.

The level of hyperbole in sports commentary remains unmatched.

We have a conservative government calling itself liberal and a conservative opposition with a deeply unpopular leader who very nearly became PM and then in BC we have pretty much the same thing. Has there ever been greater need for electoral reform?

My gym is a 20 minute walk away and I very nearly changed to the one that cost 2.5x more but is a five minute walk.

If what Pete Fry is saying about OneCity is true then we have a problem and you fucks better sort it out right quick like.

Snow in the West End. Barely.

I don't agree with the "or work" part since that does not qualify you to vote in the actual election, but otherwise ... yeah.

I am in the best shape of my life and also completely wrecked my back picking up some clothes off the floor last night. Happy new year.

Vancouver thinks it's a world class city but travelling the world and seeing actual world-class has made me realize that I have reached the age that stuff that would make Vancouver even ordinary class won't get built in my lifetime. I used to be hopeful. It's depressing.

Remember pals, don't blow all your best Friday 13th stuff today. We get another one in March.

Good night

Nobody knows who I am and it’s great.

I think there's a carbon monoxide leak in my office.

Sure it’s nice but I won’t miss it.

Imagine my shock this morning at the news that the cops are, in fact, the bad guys.

Next up, ABC marshmallow roast but the bonfire is two million dollar bills. (BYOM because zero means zero™️)

Wrong answer from both on the mobility pricing question. Maybe they were tricked by calling it congestion pricing. #OneCitydebate