From McSweeney's but sadly not a humor article. The "Atrocity Key" is wild

Completely correct. The fact that we don't just see our taxes being taken, but have to do it ourselves is depressing. I am perpetually late with my own because of how terrifying I find doing them. It's not that they're hard, but I still get that "tightrope" feeling beforehand.

"Why should I - why should anyone - study poetry?" You may be surprised. flavorcountry.tumblr.com/post/8173215...

It's hard not to be angry. But being professionally angry is another level. youtu.be/tIBCjzz-bmk?...

"We're stopping it there so it doesn't come here." -Valid policy to prevent terrorism via international cooperation -Excellent policy to prevent pandemics via international cooperation The US has stopped doing either.

I guess it's harder to talk them into visiting the Titanic these days...

Well, congratulations to Emmitt Finnie, getting a goal and assist against Slovenia. Going from a seventh-round pick to repping the country has got to be phenomenal!

God dammit. Their hatred benefits no one, anywhere. Even the spite they feed on consumes them, though they won't know it until the end.

These. People. Are. Idiots.

Hooooo-doggies! Ken got his red pen out. 😎

Gonna go ahead and say the Andersen-for-Conn Smythe talk has been quieted for a period, at least.

Norway pushed Canada to overtime - and we needed a late goal from O'Reilly to get there! Hats off to them for a good fight. Hope they get to the playoffs! www.iihf.com/en/events/20...

They just keep losing. Force them into places where there are repercussions for lying and suddenly their stories change. Weird, that!

"He's, uh, maybe a person I've known a long time." Is he, though? Is he?

For one side - if we're going to play "two sides" in this - there are disqualifiers. The Left: I like your view on climate change, but you're also transphobic, so piss off. The Right: I hate your view on the climate, but you're openly transphobic, so welcome!

If revealing your tax return "is embarrassing" or "can destroy you" maybe ask why.

Okay, #Canucks. This one should be a gimme. nucksmisconduct.ca/couching-coa...

GOOD.

There is no one as pathetic as MAGA men when they're not sheltered by their sugar daddy's money.

He clearly has no idea what he's doing. There are so many places to destroy evidence, and he's just LEAVING it there! It's embarrassing, dang it!

But...but...but... Does the FIFA Peace Prize mean NOTHING to these ingrates?!?

"Insider trading is AMERICA, dammit!" There's some competition out there, but Tuberville is still the single stupidest person ever elected to any government position.

Not only do they exist in real space - you can hold it in your hand if you get one - but they actually do good. Beats every piece of crypto in existence.

If you like thoughtful, humanist writing, Moxon does it.

Funnier is that you could double his taxes and he wouldn't even notice. His lifestyle wouldn't change in any way.

Thomas Massie isn't going quietly: “Today is the six-month anniversary of the Epstein Transparency Act. We’ve taken out two dozen CEOs, an ambassador, a prince, a prime minister, a minister of culture, that was just six months. I’ve got seven months left in Congress.” (The US gets little credit.)

Lesson One: Why you must complete your thoughts online, leaving nothing to the reader's assumptions. (Yes, read the thread!)

Frikkin' hilarious: I just got suspended at Threads while I was using it - a dozen pop-ups tripped over themselves to tell me so - and to appeal, I need to go onto Instagram. I used Instagram to start my Threads account and haven't looked at it since. No clue what my account name is there. 👍

I loaded Google onto my machines, lo these many years ago, because the landing page was clean. It didn't have ads, but it also didn't have anything else. Just a search bar. That's what I want. I've been using Firefox and Duck Duck Go more recently. I have even less reason to return to Google now.

Um...yes?

Spectacularly corrupt people. As a reminder for future reference, Executive Orders aren't laws.

I mean, I feel sorry for Adam Foote for getting dropped into the mess that was the Vancouver #Canucks. His job description flipped 180 degrees halfway through the season. But he also didn't do a very good job, so it's not a huge surprise. www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/...

Our catalog of Trump's cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes has been updated through April 2026. Trump and his cronies are nearing 1000 atrocities since retaking office. #LestWeForgetTheHorrors buff.ly/sd9maRj

There’s a massive immigration operation in Memphis right now, but you may not have heard about it. Why? Community members face retaliation for trying to spread the word out, a lawsuit alleges.

The biggest surprise was that the #Canucks didn't make their announcement Friday after 5 PM. nucksmisconduct.ca/got-everythi...

Hell. Yeah.

"When someone gives you a seat on a rocket ship, you don't ask 'which seat' you get on that rocket ship." How many of those has SpaceX blown up? Silicon Valley says "move fast and break things" so you first, Schmidt. Follow up question: Why did Google stop using "Don't Be Evil" as their slogan?

The long weekend! What better time to sit indoors and read about hockey? What I want to see from the Vancouver #Canucks nucksmisconduct.ca/got-everythi...

Sorry, is that three goals on three shots?

Finally! Other men will like me! Unless they actually meet me. In which case, they probably won't. I'm so scared.

1-1 less than two minutes in isn't what I was expecting, but here we are!

Hey, these poor kids are doing the best they can! It's not like anyone who is competent wants to work for this administration!

My man looks like he's the owner/dictator of a decommissioned oil rig he's named "Freedonia!" (Yes, check out the whole thread)

Yeah, I'm with the Goldeneyes now, but Ottawa was my original. Overtime to go, but...ouch!

Can confirm.

This is a fraudulent company. I got ripped off by them. They sold me tickets they did not have the right to sell to me. They held onto my $$ for 6 weeks. 1 week b4 the event they suddenly emailed that tix not available. Because of exchange rates I’m out $. They will not resolve it. So I’m posting.

A presser with the new White Collars in the Vancouver #Canucks system. We, of course, have opinions. nucksmisconduct.ca/were-saved-s...

I have gotten a disturbing amount of use out of this single Bors cartoon. Imagine a book full!

NEW: We've spent 10 months tracking the outcomes in tens of thousands of lawsuits brought by ICE detainees amid an unprecedented detention push. It's not a cose call: judges have ruled more than 10,000 times against ICE, a 9-1 ratio. See the database: www.politico.com/news/2026/05...

Why do I think of these as tarantula-rabbit hybrids?