i’m so old, i remember when going on the internet made you smarter

A single $3 million donation would fund the Cartoon Art Museum indefinitely, pass it on

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

Disney has lost 3.7 billion dollars in one day.

Someone finally fixed it!

I'm on vacation till next Thursday and it feels great.

Curtis Evans post on Bluesky plz

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

There’s a petition to name the site of the old the Hollywood Hawaiian Hotel Warren Zevon Square. Warren’s song, Desperados Under the Eaves, is one of the great odes to Los Angeles. Please sign the petition so we can make Zevon Square happen. www.change.org/p/help-us-ho...

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If you think the government should be run like a business, then murdering people that aren't centers of revenue would be a logical means of reducing overhead and increasing margin. But it should be obvious that the government is not a business.

I was sent this yesterday. Apologies I don’t know who the author is

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

When they say "AI is making me faster than ever" this is the kind of productivity they mean

his father was unavailable for comment

Honestly, how much would it cost for TransLink to have their own app that gave actual real-time information about bus locations?

Something spooky is in the works.

I am hard at work today.

If you see this, repost with a vampire that's not Dracula.

It’s pouring outside. I got home from Granville Island just in time.

This is the ultimate French fry configuration. I will accept no counter arguments.

Holy shit. Ken Dryden is gone.

I was supposed to have a phone interview with a potential new employer this afternoon (please note: they approached me). The scheduled time came and went, and half an hour later I emailed him to see if he wanted to reschedule. He told me he "got caught up."

This. The rich have decided they aren't paying taxes and we are letting them get away with that shit. If AI or corporate asshole behaviour erases your job, the government will just call you lazy and let you starve.

I don't get how people don't realize that a technology that replaces junior and entry level positions in a field destroys that field. There's no skipping steps. You have to be a junior before you can be a senior, and if you don't have senior people, you don't have a field.

This classic never goes out of style.

It frankly boggles my mind that we have invented a computer that cannot do math.

Long weekends and house sitting are the best.

Jean Béliveau was one of the greatest players to ever lace up skates in the NHL. Known as Le Gros Bill, he was loved not only by his fans and teammates, but by players on other teams for his class and grace. This is the story of one amazing player. 🧵 1/17

Two people to take the Ring to Mordor?

Why do you appreciate unions? I’ll start: Weekends off Paid vacations Work breaks Sick leave Paid holidays No child labor Safer working conditions Health care and retirement benefits

For all you AI fans.

Take cover...

We are well past the time when the question of whether AI as currently trained encodes biases could be treated as open. We need very rapidly to enter the what are we going to do about it phase.

This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.

At the very least it’s fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event

Old Soviet Joke: Ivan: “Did you hear the rumor that Stalin is very ill? Petrov (excited): No! Ivan: Neither have I. But we could start it…

Report: Entire world refreshing newsfeed for no particular reason

you know this isn’t real because the Times would’ve been like “Donald Trump, Controversial Yet Enigmatic Figure, Takes Dramatic Departure From the Norms of Being Alive”

Weird how the BC NDP ensures there's enough money to put cops in schools, but not enough money for shoes and backpacks.

Grow up… #pizzaslut

looking forward to the many press conferences during the next pandemic where we’ll be forced to listen to someone who sounds like pennies in a garbage disposal and looks like fried chicken skin telling us how to stay healthy

"My business plan of stealing your product to sell as my own will never survive this!"

High-seas piracy advocates have warned that if every ship they plundered filed a suit it would financially ruin the entire industry.

GOOD. These pricks deserve to be sued into oblivion.

every time you use "AI", you're training your replacement

Always a good idea to put an AI douche in charge of regulating the AI douches. What could possibly go wrong?