gotta be tough for them not to roofie one another's drink just out of force of habit

according to bluesky, working for ice is a protected class against discrimination lol

i've seen enough: greg bovino is a bitch.

every ice agent

Listening to the rules of a board game

pussy palace / bone temple dichotomy

It’s so funny to be like “this is when women were WOMEN”

The 6-month-old that DHS is tweeting about here lived in the neighborhood and the baby’s father was just trying to evacuate his family after federal agents had shot someone.

GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good. Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?

Lot of people who call themselves socialists seem to be celebrating the death of this worker

Connor Eats Pants just ratio'ed the Vice President of the United States by telling him to kill himself

Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made

Joining the war on protein on the side of fiber

if I slipped and fell on ice and like 30 people all started laughing and calling me a pussy I’d for sure kill myself

dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂

We need like 10k more heart warming stories like these.

🕯️JD Vance sobbing on his first night in prison 🕯️

Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

still smoking on that Babbitt pack

watching random poker tournaments on youtube and came across a legend

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen

This just in: calculator has apologized for saying BOOBS

I live in New York City (big apple) and I just saw a shrieking winged terror of antiquity emerge from the sea and swoop over the crowds in times Square please explain how you Will fix this @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

pedophiles are using this symbol on the back of their pickup trucks to silently communicate with each other on the road

big tech 20 years ago: we invented a phone that also has full-color internet big tech today: we invented a program that will tell you that you're brave enough to kill yourself but doesn't know how many fingers and toes you have, it now runs your dishwasher

wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French

post deleted but it’s abolish ICE now and always has needed to happen

Mark Cuban blocked me for calling him a chowderhead

Idk man Erika Kirk seems to be milking it a bit

Imagine it being easier to just pay the 8 billion dollars and it won't affect you in the slightest. Man what have we done lol

this photo was going viral on here like an hour before Charlie Kirk got shot and now that the dust has settled somewhat it’s time to revisit how funny this is

Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you? Caller: I am eight

Just found out Mark Cuban isn't even Cuban wonder what else he's lying about

New Forbidden Course at Bari Weiss’s University of Austin: watching bootleg copies of 60 Minutes smuggled in from Canada

december alone in elite journalism: - vanity fair has to fire the hopelessly corrupt olivia nuzzi - nyt stands behind david brooks after he pooh poohs the epstein files and then turns up in them - bari weiss personally spikes a story damaging to the white house

Oh you think capitalism sucks? How else were we going to get innovation as awesome as produce that instantly goes bad the second it crossed the threshold of your home hmmm?

thank you mister musk sir someone needs to stand up for #DivorcedGuyRights

sir, please do not use Epstein Email Vernacular on social media

Elon Musk is worse at hiding it but this is the problem with all billionaires: they are a threat to democratic governance. They have an insatiable need to own and control everything. If you want to be free you have to curb their power, and demand political leaders who understand that