when the drinks got way ahead of the coke and you run into your gf's brother at the club

babadook 2

- 'America has the military power to do whatever it wants anywhere in the world' - immediately loses war to Iran.

When the government agrees not to destroy all human life for no reason for at least two weeks

2017: the news is looking rather grim, but your ninja creami deluxe is only three stops away 2027: the news is looking rather grim, but you spotted a plump rat for the first time in days

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

I will find Mike from Mikes Hot Honey and I will destroy him for the amount of dishes that are ruined by the monster he has created

there are people with PhDs using this site and being mean to me AND YOU'RE LAUGHING?

For folks who still believe it's OK to stay on this website, I'm genuinely curious: can you go through these quote posts and tell me with a straight face that this is an acceptable way for adults with PhDs to engage in intellectual discussion in 2026?

its gonna be really shitty for kash patel's girlfriend to be legally obligated to keep dating him publicly for another 3 months but for me personally its going to be excellent

we are about to see levels of fragging previously thought impossible

holy shit i cant believe donald trump exploded live on air AND the only thing inside his body was raw diarrhea

FYI: I am going to stop summarizing my houseboat orgies. One comment has been plucked out of context of all my reporting, misread, and used as the basis of a mean-spirited pile-on. I am not going to subject myself to this. If this was your goal, then congratulations.

ok but charlie and the chocolate factory did have a darker sequel and it ruled. great glass elevatorheads sound off

The troops can get 1000 likes on this app, but how many people are brave enough to smash like for a mug of ice cold beer?

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Goop is $0.00 on bucket

the best day at school was when a dog would be loose on the playground. the second best day was when the janitor would get up on the roof and throw all the lost balls down and we would all run to catch them. i should have my real estate license very soon

Jay spent two years as CEO pretending to be anything other than a dead-eyed tech freak but the devils kept whispering in her ears the whole time

it’s on jooble dude just log in to bebee

Preemptively so pissed that the dems are going to put up FDR god emperor numbers and then use their crushing mandate to make stamps free for female entrepreneurs or something

The boomer sentence spacing on this is so loud lol

this dude loves asking "hypothetical" questions to which the answer is simply "Yes" and then acting like he's some great mind for having done so

oh he has DEMENTIA dementia

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

mueller she wrote is true crime but for people who vote against public housing

America used to have themed car washes

billy corrigan (the lead singer of counting crowss) once told me i was the shittiest mime he ever saw which was devestating because i started miming to his music and i hung up the striped top after that

the worst thing about the cold war is that we never got cucumber sprite in the west

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

Sorry but I love it every time that the fraud betting apps go health insurance mode and find the smallest discrepancy to justify not paying out to the inside traders who are its core customer base. Eat shit.

Life Hack: Pour milk into your humidifier for a milkier room atmosphere

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Right wing mime artist show title idea, “You Can’t Say Anything Anymore”

WHERE MY LIGHTHOUSE HEADS AT ON BLUESKY CHIME THE FUCK IN LHOUSE CREW

daily reminder that the CEO of this website got her silicon valley start in shady crypto companies

Average Gavin Newsom voter

LEAVITT: Of course Donald Trump didn’t have Jeffrey Epstein killed. The suggestion is defamatory and the President will be taking legal action BONDI: Saying that Trump had Epstein killed is now a felony TRUMP: They set up a live feed in the cell so I could watch. I put it on YouTube, here’s a link

this is what all those Mormon wives look like to me

To defeat the Soviet Union, the United States reabsorbed Nazism and devoted itself to free market nihilism. Trump is the chestbursting alien phase of the process

Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles. "The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.