When graphic design changes the implications of your intramural sports advertising 😜🤣

the lowe's app should help you keep track of which trip of the day you're on ("2 of 3" etc)

due to macroeconomic headwinds, it is now nine hundred sixty four island dressing

It's in the spirit of Ezekiel x.com/BY1959/statu...

Just finished watching The Age of Innocence, or as it could be called, “Hell is Other Protestants”

Saturdays are proof the universe wants me horizontal and surrounded by crumbs.

Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.

I am building a flock of the tiniest chickens in so many different colors because next week we are totally gonna do a Teeny Tiny Chicken Fundraiser for our Teeny Tiny Chickens and by Fundraiser I mean Sell People Tiny Adorable Shit. LOL

Did General Tso invent General Tso’s chicken? Did someone else make it for him? Was it made from a chicken he owned?

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

I’m guessing few people here in KC heard that this existed, because we would have burned down the stadium if we had. The peanut butter cups are bad enough, but then using Sweet Baby Ray’s sauce? In this town?

MONTANA SUPREME COURT: “Transgender discrimination is, by its very nature, sex discrimination,” and is subject to strict scrutiny under the Montana Constitution.

“Dead Raccoon Penis Research Laboratory” is what Frank Zappa would have named his recording studio if he’d thought of it.

hgtv's new show "dream crypt renovation" is really great. my one complaint is they use the line "it's got good bones" too much

It's a good time to remind each other that the paths to ending fascism are many & may intersect but are all necessary. -elections?✅ -protecting neighbors?✅ -protest?✅ -feeding protesters?✅ -calling electeds?✅ -sharing good information?✅ -signs from overpasses?✅ -making whistles?✅ -etc?✅ All of it.

Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun https://theonion.com/explanation-of-board-game-rules-peppered-with-reassuran-1819579569/

Just so we are all aware: yes, being politically active is a risk. Yes it will affect your career- it has affected mine. Yes it will put you in danger- I receive death threats regularly. But revolution for better or worse requires risk. Otherwise your writing stands for very little.

Girl, same

one (1) bus thread will appear each night until morale improves

Just spent an afternoon supporting the students of Pacifica high school in their walkout protest, so proud to see all these kids out there. Great energy, and tons of support from passing cars.

Oh, look. The white president who thinks that asylum seekers come from insane asylums, that the Norwegian government gives out the Nobel Peace Prize, that stealth bombers are invisible to the naked eye, and that windmills cause cancer is talking about which black people have a "low IQ" again.

Statement by the family of ChongLy Scott Thao.

imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago

"We need to establish a fundamental value: no grace for fascism, no tolerance for state terror."

Before today, I would have said “it’s not possible for a pork tenderloin to be too large”.

Strong but much needed words from European officials over Greenland.

We cannot normalize this federal occupation of Minneapolis. It is not normal to watch people abducted in front of our eyes—dragged from car windows, pulled from their homes, and children left without parents. This is not about immigration. It’s about unchecked cruelty.

Wonder how many ICE agents realize that, when off duty, they could also be targeted under the same "standards" in which they are currently targeting our neighbors

sometimes you gotta delete a post that's become a sort of bug light for dickheads

Travis Kelce Asks Taylor Swift If Jason Can Also Get Married With Them https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-asks-taylor-swift-if-jason-can-also-get-married-with-them/

This gets me to thinking about renewable energy and grid storage capacity. Lead-acid is a well-understood technology. The driving force (well, one I suppose) for new tech is power density. No one wants a lead-acid battery in their cell phone. I don’t think renewable energy cares as much. 1/

"Drink whole milk, you'll come in 5th place" is an incredible ad campaign.

Would be amazing if European leaders would also start throwing out truth bombs like this. bsky.app/profile/atru...

That is, ah, how capitalism works, my bro.

Laughing is how I cancel my subscription to despair.

With alt text.

The Prime Minister of Belgium speaks:

This is a fantastic article with a lot of simple explanations in it of everyday counterintuitive bullshit, just as you’d expect from Cory Doctorow. Yeah AI is a bubble. But what sort of bubble? Who puffed it up? And what do we do? www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

Co-worker: “You seem so unapproachable. Me: “And yet here you are.”

each day we’re forced to confront the craziest shit you could possibly imagine and each day we’re forced to wash the same spoon for the millionth time

@vienna_official today we welcome his imperial highness archduke franz ferdinand to sarajevo. unity, stability, progress. @pan_slav_posting wild that austria thinks this is a good idea but ok

Weber State with a "WTF did I just watch? (Complimentary)" to win the partner stunt competition at nats www.instagram.com/reel/DTmAnJx...

Here’s the thing about alt text: it helps everyone! Sometimes, I don’t know what is in a photo without it. Plus, it’s fun! I won’t share anything without it. Most people here do the same. Join us.

A greeting card for my Bluesky friends

Worth tracking down tonight's Anderson Cooper's AC360, first ten minutes, w Sen @gallego.senate.gov . Gallego is holding nothing back. (See attached image, from this story www.rawstory.com/ruben-galleg... I heard this live.) Text gives you the gist; worth finding video for the vibe.

Me pitching a train ad campaign

Minneapolis and Saint Paul have basically mobilized into a war economy of mutual aid and non-violent defense. I’ve never seen anything like it, even during Covid. People who barely vote are guarding their schools from ICE and doing the shopping for neighbors in hiding.

It is approximately 15 minutes to cat dinner time. One cat is snuggling with me and the other is glaring at me. Clearly this is a study in alternative ways to motivate me to put out dinner a few minutes early.