The only one that really matters to me is This is How You Lose the Time War by @amalelmohtar.com . Possibly my favorite book ever.

Seems legit.

Astronaut Hates Long Nightly Spacewalk To ISS Outhouse https://theonion.com/astronaut-hates-long-nightly-spacewalk-to-iss-outhouse/

My 7 year old just reached for a piece of pizza fresh out of the oven and exclaimed, in the same tone as an adult swearing… “English folklore, that’s hot!” I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?

James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars. Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.

(Really thought I was going to hang out here a little today!)

I would rather 50 people got benefits they didn't need than 1 went without food or shelter.

Update: Despite the best efforts of the local prosecutor, Duncan is getting out as I type this. First day of freedom in three decades. Here’s a text from his aunt.

If you’re not invited to the wedding or reception, a gift is not necessary, and asking for one is in the words of my Southern belle mother “tacky”.

Mr. Durham is the BOMB! 💥

rip erwin schrödinger you would have loved se7en (1995)

Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.

Geologic Core Sample xkcd.com/3171/

The only correct pie take is that pies are like dogs—they’re all good, we just have stronger personal attachments to some than others.

you’re never a former theater kid, you’re always a theater kid in recovery

This is just to say I have muted the names Of the journalists Trying to make "felch" happen Forgive me I don't care about Their dysfunction And their drama is So icky And so gross

The Little Mermaid is actually one of Steve's favourite films. But he won't admit it.

Two weeks later: (Troy returning with pizzas to an apartment on fire.gif)

Day 7? Summons to jury duty.

Sure would be nice if we had a media establishment that felt doing something about that was part of their job maybe?

1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics. It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT. It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse. Transgender care saves lives.

Steve is in the garden. In a tree. Hiding from the postman. I really have no idea why he needs to hide from a postman, but I don't ask questions.

There WAS an old la-z-boy recliner on the sidewalk. Now there’s a bonfire on the sidewalk.

Well I'm convinced

maybe i am going insane

Family Worried Where Grandma Going With Conversation On Low-Income Housing https://theonion.com/family-worried-where-grandma-going-with-conversation-on-1819578444/

im doing away with the old music genres. the only genres we need are ‘songs that could have been written by a person actively experiencing a concussion’ and ‘songs rax doesn’t care for’

The right-wing in America got everything they wanted. The Presidency, The House, The Senate and deporting people by the thousands. And yet they’re still angry and miserable. It’s almost as if all the things they said were the problem, weren’t actually the problem.

Now they are casting a Black Othello just to be PC, wokeness is ruining entertainment deadline.com/2025/11/broc...

dear men: plz find a route to self-actualization that doesn’t run through someone else’s uterus

I firmly believe in direct, clear compliments (this made me smile. I love X or y. You make me happy/laughter.). Tell people when they make your life joyous or better. Give people their flowers, as often as you can. Feeling appreciated is wonderful.

I've grown more conservative as I've grown older but the things I want to conserve are democracy and decency

It is the time of year when you can eat several leaves at a time and nobody can stop you. I am a bear.

A trans teen in Iowa completed suicide after severe bullying by classmates and teachers. "Miles’ death came a day after a substitute teacher refused to use his preferred pronouns." It's the type of bullying @thefireorg.bsky.social and @aricohn.com support. www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/17/m...

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There’s vomit on his sweater already, Mom’s spaghetti

There are so many old people at this Circle Jerks show. I hope they don't complain about how loud it is.

This is why I’m on Bluesky.

quick and simple 15 minute instant pot recipe: - preheat (800 minutes) - 15 mins high pressure - natural release (800 minutes) - serve and enjoy!

@amalelmohtar.com 😀

i had a beautiful morning of reading my book and petting my dog and quietly enjoying god’s creation and then i opened this app and boy did all of that get shot to shit

Not to brag, but we’re pretty confident this is the best sticker on the planet. Get a free "tell your dog i said hi" sticker with every order through December 1st: www.weratedogs.com/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=bf-sale

When we take our government and country back from the fascists, every single one of these thugs must answer, in court, for the crimes they are currently committing. Hold them all accountable.

i promise i don’t mean to high horse this but if you’re thinking about giving lizza ten bucks there are a lot of good independent journalists whose work you could subscribe to for a month instead

killer asteroid is actually my fav category of disaster because I don't need to do any prep any planning and there isnt even anywhere to go to avoid it. I get to do nothing but keep living my life till I don't have one anymore and thats my kinda catastrophe

Opening up January 6 on her calendar.

To paraphrase Joe Garagiola, Jason wasn’t even the best sportswriter at the Kansas City Star.