"Congratulations on sexually harassing your staff member into setting herself on fire!"

Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him

Zohran bringing the fake newspaper is hilarious. Trump has the mental capacity of a 6 year old

Never heard of this law before right this second but holy fuck if it does not 100% check out

Holds up

Adam Curtis and pacing kinda night

The stomach? Sounds like the time of my life.

Gavin Newsom sweating like old dynamite watching Labour's 'transphobia & bigotry' strategy eat shit tonight lol

So funny that Dems have spent a decade unable to unravel the complex mind of the dumbest man in politics, then Mamdani instantly came up with "be charismatic and strong" and "make him fake newspapers" and it's Super Effective.

They lied and here's the video proof. I cannot believe we're just gonna keep on like this and absolutely nothing happens

the blind guy who spoke only Rohingya “showed no signs of mobility issues, distress, or disabilities that required any special assistance”

zohran mamdani: honey, for the good of new york city i have to humor an senile fascist that has a homosexual attraction towards me. is this ok? rama duwaji: zohran what the fuck are you talking about

(looking out the window at fascists goose-stepping down my block) hmm not sure which subscription to cancel over this one

Tyler Robinson would 100% still be at large if he hadn't told his dad

entirely unimprovable execution by the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social social team

PITT DAY with Ellison Media Hell World coming next season is gonna be nothing but "50cc's of Ivermectin!!!" "Liberal detected, pull the plug!!" "Call the faith healer!"

Next president will have to rebuild the federal government while fighting a cadre of insane billionaires the whole way. The more bleak things get the more absurd it seems to consider electing some common weasel who wants to be president because he wants to be president

I hate being literate

after speaking with zohran mamdani this afternoon, president trump announced that he will kill himself immediately

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For the many Platner fans here, Peters is a white supremacist, Holocast denying / antisemetic, virulently anti-trans anti-gay right-wing influencer. There's no lack of people making similar points that Platner could be reading and promoting who are not nazis.

Rightwing media is now just MeToo Welfare.

Trans people want to have sex and make art and talk about sports and do all the shit everyone likes, and instead we have to think about Nazi freaks all day. This sucks eggs.

im going to be honest kitten the fascist administrative state is kind of hyperfocused on mommy right now and it's stressing her out a little bit

The long 2010s are finally over

If you are outraged about what Kansas is doing to trans people— criminalizing their very right to exist, seizing drivers licenses overnight and saying if they drive thereafter it’s a crime, which puts them into the PIC under their gender assigned at birth where rape is routine—I BEG YOU

"Hello" - Adele

my dad has been wanting to make a video with this puppet for years and we finally found an opportunity hope u enjoy

Here's the thing I will continue saying every time this came up: Kamala Harris did not mention trans people in her campaign. She went out of her way to avoid it. She dodged every question on trans rights. And then she still lost. So what Newsom wants is *open hostility* to trans rights

Charlie Kirk repeatedly pushed the white supremacist Great Replacement Theory and regularly made racist comments in his public statements. If we can't call someone so explicitly racist "a racist" without getting fired, who else is off limits? Donald Trump? Nick Fuentes? David Duke?

"Demos Eleanor", my warbly ode to guitar pop demos, is out now to stream or download on Bandcamp

Something I’ve been working on

whatever happened to that one guy? he would always go around on campus and argue with kids about his right wing opinions. like he would say really nasty stuff and smile when they got mad? he had his own company for it, actually. i think he was married to some lady too. havent seen him lately

JD Vance has changed his name, his look, his religion, his positions many issues and people, but he won’t ever be able to change the fact that he’s a smug, insufferable, unlikable ass.

Hahahaahhaa hell yeah. The future rules! THE FUTURE RULES!

Guy that voted for Hitler 2 watching his government build concentration camps: the real injustice is that my grandson doesn’t want to talk to me anymore

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

In the midst of the most aggressive and alarming federal assault on the First Amendment since the Palmer raids, the Biden-era free speech warriors have focused their outrage on . . . the injustice of releasing the Epstein files.

Just so we’re clear on this: Maxwell recruited Virginia Giuffre at Mar-a-Lago.

Yeah well your value gets lower the more Wes Anderson characters you dress as at the same time. So we are at an impasse

If you have parents this stupid and you survive to adulthood unscathed physically, you should be legally able to take all their money and put them in a haunted house for their retirement

windows 11 update: for the first time in my life, simply right clicking a file has a load time. unreal

The possibility that pre-Elon Twitter was limiting the reach of conservative tweets was the greatest story in the history of journalism, while a vast network of sex trafficking pedophiles that included billionaires, celebrities and two presidents is just a big yawn.

The Korean legal system @ yoon

Bigfoot

Robert Sapolsky is such a pimp