got your nose

This unbelievably dim loser thinks he comes off well in this video, as he tries to force his way into a daycare. The employee asks “what department” they’re from, and he says “we are from ourselves” — because being an entitled white man empowers you to act like a vigilante, apparently?

i do find it a fascinating assumption rightwingers are making that they should be able to walk into any daycare center and observe random peoples children whenever they want

Damn that is some good pelican action. Living their best pelican life. #birds

Fuck around and find gout

First time listening to Geese.....not enough honking!!!!

Byegone Jinn

there are many horrible brainworms you can catch online but none of them are as all-encompassing in their destruction of you as a human being as transphobia start down that road and you become incapable of normal human interaction

Brown Pelican flying by 🪶

There are Plaid Pantries everywhere for those with eyes to see

look at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get

the vice president is a klansman

Big guy #birds

rfk will not rest until your kid is dead wapo.st/4s2l2zn

This one feels like it might make the Trump chapter of a history book

So if anyone is confused by the statement that the Flyers just put out, this is apparently what happened last night. Lmao

White men are 30% of the US and if they look around the room and see it’s less than 90% white men they think it’s affirmative action.

Sincerely one of the funniest things the WSJ has ever written or done. www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...

Straight people really need to come to terms with the fact that a frighteningly large number of them will stop loving their children if they're queer

A month ago, NYT columnist David Brooks wrote a column decrying the media and political fixation on the Epstein story. This afternoon, House Democrats released a new tranche of photos of an event that Brooks attended with Epstein.

“it’s reasonable to ask questions about trans girls in sports” was always intended to mainstream transphobia. It’s absurd that people fell for it. Democrats are constantly letting oppressors set the terms of debate instead of just saying “no, fuck you.”

sorry "brilyn" but ken klippenstein's brother did it better

every article about Elon that doesn’t start with the fact that he starved thousands of children to death is malpractice this man should not be walking around free let alone as a respectable member of society

d'you think paul bunyan was a grower not a shower or was he out there swingin a treenis

Estranged parent influencers. Truly what a world we have built for ourselves

the right attitude

Same way I found out about Epstein

Not the first time we’ve had survivors of multiple school shootings, and I’m surprised this sick country doesn’t have a punch card system at this point.

Oh shit whaddup

Idiot in a big truck is one of the worst four-way stop doers in the world

Atmospheric River

Boss Nass just getting in there like

These guys spent YEARS mocking “woke libs” for “having a normal one” and “having a beer” and wonder why no one in real life wants to be around them.

i hear men have gotten carried away with their penis lies. back in my day an averagely endowed fella would claim 8”, a decent & respectable lie. but my friends in the sex app mines say the penis lie inflation is out of control. one guy was apparently claiming 10” for a subway half-footer at best

Making up a poo pie, gotta post on bluesky Hot turds en croute, for this big galoot

Babu Frik

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

I be pounding the kitty like I'm making cat milanese

These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.

This is why they love it. It's just a piece of shit like all of them.

look at my opposition party dawg

Just thinking about Ben Quadrinaros

We're doing pogroms in America now

"the issue isn’t that we need more 'boy-friendly' reforms. It’s that boys are socialized to compete only with boys and to read girls’ success as illegitimate or emasculating. The result is dissonance, resentment, and disengagement for boys—and hostile climates for girls." time.com/7335723/auto...