that student? herman melville

The timeline: 1. Jennifer demands CJ McCollum “win a playoff game” 2. McCollum makes this his life goal 3. McCollum stuns Knicks with back to back playoff wins 4. Knicks refocus and reach their on-court peak 5. Greatest 10 game stretch in basketball history Thank you Jennifer

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

Hello I am the president of a country whose economy depends on consumer spending. My two major initiatives so far have been a sales tax on everything and then a war that sent all prices skyrocketing

remember when you used to learn this information quietly and at the age of roughly eleven

Tualatin River National Wildlife Refuge #birds

Great day of birding at Tualatin River National Wildlife Refuge #birds

Joe Rogan now has the favorability distribution of a Fox News host. Remember all the 2024-2025 hot takes lmaoooo via @carlbeijer.bsky.social

Keep laughing imagining Don Jr glancing toward the door of the wedding chapel to see if Dad changed his mind. And instead it's just Rob Schneider walking in wearing a porkpie hat

Anyways I'm too busy to get to the wedding Don junior. Working on some documents.

Steve Harvey ass sandwich

"Grok generate me weird psychosexual burn in which I am NOT AT ALL mad"

We are going to savor this one. Our client, Kilmar Abrego Garcia, is freed of these outrageous, vindictive charges. It’s a good day.

remember when Trump pooped on all of us?

We need a sea lion armada to deal with MGP

this photo cracks me up

mustard hospital. Doctor ketchup speaking

We are now a political stream again.

Dr. Orna is spitting this season

i just flew in from handjob island and boy are my arms tired

you know how badly you have to fuck up to throw a WORLD CUP and have nobody come?

Israeli fascist and minister of national security, Itamar Ben-Gvir, posted a video of himself on Twitter abusing the illegally kidnaped and detained members of the Global Sumud Flotilla while yelling “Welcome to Israel, we are the owners of the house".

This is basically all TikTok is lol

Lmao

Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.

not to dip too much into this discourse but worth saying that the fresh ingredients for this saag paneer ran me about $26 (all of that fresh spinach is expensive). made six servings, so that comes to about $4.33 a serving.

think it’s time we all get much clearer about what ‘creating home cooked meals’ is meant to entail. no one is suggesting you whip up a brand new restaurant quality Dish three times a day dumbass. slap together some spaghetti alla bullshit and call it a day

tapping the sign

The word "hero" gets thrown around a lot. But it's clear the attack on the San Diego Islamic Center yesterday could have been SO much worse. 140 children were feet away from the attackers. Security guard Amin Abdullah engaged these cowards in a gunfight, and they ran away.

@katie-drummond.bsky.social since i know who runs wired now can you tell me what the idea of this story was

nothing worse than a billionaire that acts broke

JD Vance is in being forced to dance again in one of those go go dancer cages for the arriving January 6th defendants

Cybertruck driver notices someone filming them and laughing. “Well they won’t be laughing once my Cybertruck successfully completes this task,”

Still no blue check on here for me. Some Bluesky employee probably waiting for their "processing fee" in a brown envelope. That's how Americans work these days.

looking at Wemby's stat line

too soon

Jake Lang, one of the 1,600 or so January 6ers pardoned by Trump, unfurled a white nationalist banner at yesterday’s Washington Nationals game. It refers to the racist great replacement theory and calls for deporting 100+ million (non-white) people. He’s now banned from Nationals games.

yeah uh joe biden injured me

The Trump administration will not rest until every elite institution has purged itself of black people. ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

if you've seen how Fortune 500 CEOs send emails, you start to understand why conversations harvested from stoned idiots leaning out the window of their car as they try to remember what they like on their burrito is the most valuable training data in the LLM industry