I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Just got back from my first day as a bus driver. I think it went well, despite the passengers telling me (wrongly) I was going to wrong destination. Now to crack open a beer and check BlueSky...

No, he shouldn't be investigated, he should be hung. scholarship.law.ufl.edu/flr/vol69/is...

your train has arrived

*Runs unelectable candidate*: Why didn't they elect our candidate?

democrat strategy since Reagan:

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Very sad, human and touching. 10 bags of popcorn.

Nw

what would Michael Scarn do?

ICE agents when a guy in a bathrobe standing out in -20 weather tells them to each shit

This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could

I dedicate this to all the large wet ICE goons who cry babby youtu.be/NotZxyuZ3v0

Clean Christian comedian here. The only ass I'm interested in is the jawbone of an ass that Samson killed 1,000 Philistines with

Every neighborhood has that one lincoln towncar that somehow seems to have 1200 pounds of SOMETHING in the trunk

“All over the world, wherever there are capitalists, freedom of the press means freedom to buy up newspapers, to buy writers, to bribe, buy and fake public opinion for the benefit of the bourgeoisie.” Vladimir Lenin

Democrats really wanna bring a QR code to a gun fight

this evolution is important to me

Looking forward to getting absolutely shit faced February 1st.

I argued that communities targeted by ICE should be granted citizenship immediately. This is both a matter of justice and an imperative if we're going to crush fascism. Fascism thrives where there are groups that lack full rights. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/for-immigr...

And there it is!

this is how i found out the minor lowercase it happened

oh SHIT IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

lol owned

Trump has created a million dilberts

sub-zero vs ice

You notice how thousands and thousands of cops aren't coming out to condemn Jonathan Ross for senselessly killing Renee Good? This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.

hey so @mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social, @governorwalz.mn.gov, @ag.state.mn.us wtf are y’all doing about this gestapo shit?

CSAM MACHINE GOES BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

Charges against Derek Chauvin were brought four days after he murdered George Floyd. It took another five days for those charges to be upgraded to second-degree murder. We should keep the pressure up.

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

Holy fuck they actually did it

The greatest lie mankind ever told itself is 'that pan needs to soak'

I love Philadelphia

New: we've obtained material explaining how an ICE surveillance system, called Webloc, works. Draw shape on a map, see all phones available there, follow them home. All without warrant “This is a very dangerous tool in the hands of an out-of-control agency.” www.404media.co/inside-ices-...

@djinnandtonic.bsky.social I'm making a whole deck. Barebones for now, just like the OG Iraq decks

Renee Good apparently did missions at the same church in the same small town in Northern Ireland that I did. Judging by the clothes, around the same time, too. The world is very small and we are all connected, man.

Ever notice that feeling of inevitability before you throw up, like 'here it comes it's happening' is a similar feeling before orgasm? That's why I do them both at the same time.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings

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This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.

I understand that people may not want to see video of the ICE murder today and may be disturbed by it. So this is a warning that I'm about to repost it below. They're not gonna show it on the "news" and sites with algorithms controlled by fascist billionaires like Musk/Zuckerberg will suppress it.