WOW MY NEW CHILD! HAPPY POKEMON 30TH!

I've heard of late-stage capitalism -- this feels like endgame capitalism

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To any Democrat who ever said about any issue, "Maybe if we agree with Republicans just this far, they'll stop there," remember that you were wrong, it was obvious at the time, and you really should never believe that again about any issue, ever.

please, prince albert was my father. you can call me al

I apologize to the 3 Ninjas fan community for the harm I've caused. youtube.com/shorts/bS_sJ...

I live in Minnesota and I want the federal government to stop trying to kill us. And hurt us. I want them to stop attacking us. It sucks. We’re just trying to live our lives and take care of each other and we don’t deserve all this. I kid around sometimes here but I’m not kidding now.

i was skeptical of bluesky until i saw how much of the people here like STRIP LAW

From listener to letter-writer to featured guest, Brandon Hain has been on the Sonic Weekly train for awhile and it's all led to this! It's a jammed packed news week, with Kristen Bell's casting as Amy Rose, the latest edition of The Chaotix Casefiles, and much more. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Wv...

This sounds crazy but is real and I wrote about it here: www.kibblesmith.com/news/2026/01... If you are enjoying STRIP LAW on Netflix, please hit the DOUBLE-THUMBS UP icon 👍👍 — for reasons I do not understand, ONE thumbs up is actually BAD for us.

STRIP LAW on Netflix is the funniest show I've watched in a very long time. I've had huge belly laughs multiple times per episode. The second episode features Bobby Pickett's MONSTERS HOLIDAY multiple times. Made for me.

I can't get over this number: in 2007, there were 360,000 newspaper jobs. Now, there are 80,000. "My local paper sucked!" Sure. What sucks even more? The void. "I get all my news from the Guardian!" No, the Guardian doesn't report on your town council, your school board, local cops.

ever notice how every giant fandom becomes a toxic cesspool full of drama and resentment towards the creator of the work they're all obsessing over, hmm almost like centering your life around a piece of media is not healthy

Strip Law — very very funny! Here is the one and only post to tell you about it; you’re welcome 😇

i think you could probably pretty easily convince Donald Trump that Carmen Sandiego is real

I still think Peacock is a dumb name for the streaming service, like oh that’s the logo we all know and love from the national broadcasting corporation. It’s not a real name like Tubi or Crackle

STRIP LAW — the extremely funny new animated comedy from @hellocullen.bsky.social and friends (including me) — streaming on @netflix.com NOW. 🎰 ⚖️ 📺 www.netflix.com/us/title/816...

the video game industry is a mess

The comments. My lord. The Venn Diagram of people who say "a woman can't be President" and say "Gavin Newsom 2028" is a circle AOC 2028

“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.” - 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas. Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children. www.propublica.org/article/ice-...

[in the same genuinely appreciative voice that E-40 says he did a song with Fred Durst] I did a comic with @bransonreese.bsky.social

Oh, you want me to commit about who I’m voting for in 2028. Did you know it’s barely 2026 right now.

I’m sorry I didn’t see your post on Threads, I felt I had suffered enough

the spelling and grammar in my emails are immediate signals that I'm not a billionaire and have committed few, if any, crimes

not the biggest takeaway from the Epstein files but it has made me wonder if I've been working too hard on my own emails

Happy Valentine's Day to all the recruiters on LinkedIn looking at profiles. Thanks for the notifications.

It’s a little discouraging that the harshest punishment administered in the whole Epstein sex trafficking scandal is a spaghetti sauce getting the death penalty.

Happy Valentines Day from Cheese Wife

Wario is due to have a cultural moment. I love that little pervert.

Eyes Wide Shut-In. @theonion.com

It's so funny that the "welp, filmmaking is over" clip features two very very famous human actors. What happens when computers start making all the movies? The Ghost of Tom Cruise stars in everything forever?

Wile E. Coyote did shit that made more sense than this

I was so touched by all the kind messages I received yesterday. It has given me a lot of encouragement for what will now be a big swing: My next animated project will be the first episode of a gothic horror interpretation of the Nutcracker called "Clara and the Below."

Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"

Last time I saw an old white man get this mad at a bad bunny it was Elmer Fudd! He was the man, I mean. Not the bunny. That was bugs. Sorry. the rabbit was bugs. His name was bugs. He’d be like bad bunny in this situation.

I could be wrong about this but I think all of the super bowl commercials this year were produced by satan

Kid Rock is just another name for Epstein Island.

Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

Fellow puzzle lovers: In honor of the Super Bowl I made a little football-themed crossword with my friend @robdubbin.bsky.social for @puzzmo.com. You can play for free today: www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2026-...

any day is a good day to watch this but also today is youtu.be/-WYYlRArn3g?...

Bad Bunny isn't an immigrant. This shit is cooked through. 150 years of being a newspaper and now you're a 4chan comment thread.

If you’re still using AI, you’re gonna get left behind.

why yes, I HAVE been listening to Chaotix Case Files