Exactly one year ago today:

@mayor.nyc.gov: "If you are a Mario Kart fan, government is Yoshi and philanthropy is the Golden Mushroom, that edge we need to beat Bowser on the Rainbow Road. To belabor this metaphor even further, Bowser is corporate greed in this scenario."

Please stop saying IYKYK, I already told you - I don't know anything!

The Iceberg Theory, visualized:

he showed up to a mostly empty auditorium, got heckled by anti war protesters opposing the war he just humiliatingly failed to negotiate an end to, erika kirk stood him up, and he tried to explain catholicism to the pope. the only way he could’ve had a worse time is if he pissed his pants up there.

I couldn't resist

All movie news is like Harry Potter will return in Avengers: The Hunger Games

(transatlantic voice but by a comedian on Bojack) Geese goosed their numbers, now their goose is cooked, duck now!

This entire clip down to the "Trump Orders McDonalds" crawl at the bottom feels like a fever dream, you couldn't recreate the cultural and societal trajectory that created this moment if you tried for a thousand years

Okay I did the video game grid thing

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

hor NY

It rules that within 24 hours, Trump has impugned the Pope’s credentials and also claimed not to recognize a picture of himself as Jesus. This dude’s brain is fully on shuffle, which is a perfect way for a president’s mind to be.

Burning him at the stake for heresy is the moderate position

Have you enjoyed Laura's funky little LA car thread?

Me lighting a candle: Let’s make it a nice chill mood in here Inventor of the candle the night before they invented the candle: FUCK this SUCKS

Huey Louie and the News (Dewey, uncredited)

No one likes unnecessary scaffolding. Thankfully, we have a plan — and John Wilson is here to help break it down.

It’s actually bad for your mental health to feel insane all the time

Indie animation is the Internet’s latest craze! It all started some time in 2019. Nobody had ever thought to put cartoons on the Internet before then.

I keep watching this. Haven't seen somebody more over somebody's bullshit in a long time.

Media literacy is dead!!! (Based on my experience as an adult who only watches childrens cartoons and hangs out in fandom spaces with children all day)

i wonder if JD Vance would be surprised to know many husbands don't have to make their wives promise not to jump out of airplanes

got a much needed long laugh from this

Surprise! Greg and I are on Sonic Weekly this week! Always happy to reminisce about Boom, though I am slightly troubled by how rapidly it's becoming 'Nostalgia'

Genuinely hoping and praying this is the only 'sonic boom' anyone ends up talking about today. Scary f'n times... Now listen to us talk about cartoons!

This commercial fuckin sucks

"wHy Don'T AmErIcaNs???" I don't know. Why don't YOU do it? Come down here from Canada and show us how to do it if you're so smart

Personally I think when a world leader announces “Tune in tonight at 8pm Eastern to watch the world end” like it’s the fucking season premiere of Roseanne we should have a different leader the next day.

Love that we’re just getting Armageddon groundhog updates now. The pedophile has spoken! Two more weeks of survival!

He has exactly one negotiation tactic, which is to drive everyone insane

The NYT literally rewrote Trump saying “open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in hell” as: “Mr. Trump issued a new ultimatum to Iran to end its chokehold over the Strait of Hormuz”

You, Senator, *are* in the body that has the power to remove him.

Happy Easter, the president is insane. I hope the Easter bunny blessed you with chocolates, we are experiencing a societal collapse in real time.

It’s too early to have seen as many AI bunnies as I have already

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

Tilly Norwood taught me it was okay to be weird.

It is #TransDayofVisibility. I have three children, and two of them are trans. Our oldest is 14 and came out nearly a decade ago. Back then, our greatest worries were making sure other kids in kindergarten knew what her name was without putting her on the spot. Now, it’s different.

Between the conversion therapy ruling and the efforts to ban kids from the internet to “protect them” from “transgender influence,” we’re right back in a culture of violently enforced closeting. And the data around self-identifying as trans and queer already reflects this

(guy who's never eaten food before) Hey so what are we having today, a big ol turkey dinner?

When this is all over and we’ve had the trials and the sentencing this sacred bit of cardboard should be framed and mounted in the National Gallery of Art

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health