The move here for democrats is to make this the campaign ad for every single election but then also actually make it come true KEY PART

Just doodling.

WOW This speech. "It's not just how we stop Trump it's how we stop the next one. And I say to you Donald Trump, because I know you're watching I have 4 words for you TURN THE VOLUME UP!" And then just starts listing everything we progressives have been fighting for for YEARS. I'm bawling. BAWLING.

The fascists are not inevitable. They're not unstoppable. They're not all powerful. They want you to think that, but millions turned out last month to call their bluff. And millions turned out today to claim our power. We will win.

If you’re still online, stay online. Don’t stop scrolling!!

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

Trumps incoming tweet:

That was the greatest baseball game I’ve ever seen.

I’m Randy Newman

Insane. Insane!

ROJAS!

The only one who could counter this energy is Borat Batman but he disappeared after Harvey Dent Stifler died

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

The U.S. spends over $180 billion on cops and incarceration every year. The annual SNAP budget is $100 billion.

Exciting announcement from the White House that soon you'll be able to buy licenses to hunt the unemployed for sport. "It'll raise so much money," says Trump. "We love hunting man, don't we? The most dangerous game."

Good talk

What the hell

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I love making sense. It's one of my favorite things to make.

The most misused word in the English language is "me". Everyone uses it to refer to themselves, but actually, it refers to me.

I’ve never seen this but I assume the fake mummies thought the real mummy was one of them but did the real mummy think “huh there’s two more mummies here, let’s do this together”

NFL is kind of cool this year, every team sucks at least a little bit

I was on the most recent Sonic Weekly podcast (about Bonanza Bros.!) with @dtlurker.bsky.social , @grantpardee.bsky.social and @rvr67michael.bsky.social ! I hope people enjoy listening to it as much as I enjoyed participating :>

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight. Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

Carlos Santana is really good at guitar feels like no ones said that in a while so just keeping the ball in the air

"Dad, were you on the side that tried to help people snatched off the street or the side that shot priests?"

Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️

"Wait, is this about me?" -- my reaction to every Taylor Swift song

Most of the power authoritarians have is freely given. We should not comply with them in advance. Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for people’s wellbeing at every turn. We have been sent here to fight for people.

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

(bugs bunny chewin a carrot) eh... Go Bills

idk what to do with this but Insane Clown Enforcement

i think this picture, from a public promo stream for a video games starring one of the most popular comic book characters of all time owned by the disney corporation, should be used on every single story about storefronts taking down lgbt content

permission to lib out, sir

As I was saying…

Kimmel: "Disney has asked me to read the following statement and I agreed to do it. 'To reactivate your Disney+ and Hulu account ... '"

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"TYLENOL?! YOU'RE TAKING TYLENOL?!"

Protest, resist, yell, mock, organize. Dissent and dissent LOUDLY. We live under a fascist regime, not a successfully totalitarian regime. These people are not bright and they are not competent. They will lose.

The president flexed the full extent of his power to give a late night show’s staff a five day hiatus.

Kimmel is coming back but he has to go by Jim or James now.