Sure I was out there protesting fascism in my banana suit, but I think the greatest service I performed was afterwards when we walked past a very tired man with two small children being fussy and he said "Look! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!" and I did the dance.

Grocery store is embracing the “a few small beers” lifestyle selling loose Modelitos in the checkout line.

it didn't take ten years for american politics to get from you can't just call ppl deplorable to ai president bombing blue cities in a shit jet

Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICE—getting pepperballed and standing their ground—and thought “that’s awesome. That person is a hero”

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

CHOTINER: So you're attending a No Kings protest today. ME: That's right. CHOTINER: But according to Steam, you've played over 450 hours of Crusader Kings 3. ME: Okay, well- Now hold on. That's sort of unfair. CHOTINER: Oh? ME: Sometimes I play as a duke or a count. CHOTINER: I see.

It’s nice when you can repurpose your sign

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

A gaggle of beautiful beasts dancing at the drum circle here in Portland, Oregon at the #NoKings rally

frog and chewbacca dance to brass solidarity band, the band formed by community members around george floyd square, at no kings minneapolis

When you are geolocating at the protest based on inflatable animals

Some people are honored to help children learn, or help the sick heal, or help the dispossessed fight for justice. Others are honored to have played a small role in giving lying criminals a chance to prey on society again, so long as they are Republicans.

Evelyn Normielib is real and she’s pretty mad right now.

haha oh geez wow what a thing to ask for

I'm not tipping the drag strippers, I'm

You do not have to engage. They are here in bad faith. No one needs to hear about Wayne Chrebet or Chad Pennington. Block New York Jets fans and move on.

Gotta block ‘em all! Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday. Flush these turds HERE - bsky.app/profile/did:...

If you don’t want the groyper legions farming your account for content or doxxing I’d recommend blocking any federal account that just showed up in these parts

LOL

If two banks writing off $150mn in bad loans is enough to trigger a panic sell-off, I think it's safe to say we're in the very volatile last phase of the bubble, keeping in mind there are usually two or three of these warnings before it bursts.

Pleased to announce we finally have all the data we need for the 6 month study on "What happens if redditors ran the government," and we can pack this all up. Thank you for your understanding.

WIFE: did you dust the living room ME: no it just happens automatically

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

women will be like “date night with this handsome guy 💕” and it’s just ghost turnip

This is horrifying

Embarrassing that Moulton got here first but helluva bellwether if even he can figure it out

Women don’t like the vehicle

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

[Dad at kitchen window with coffee cup observing rain voice] we needed this

a pumpkin man sits inside a pumpkin house, is the house made of flesh, or is he made of house? he smiles for he does not know

Nice shirt. For a clown to wear. To the toilet store

My statement on Congressman Seth Moulton's entrance into the US Senate race, challenging myself and Senator Markey.

Don't even get me started on what it's like to be named Ghislaine Maxwell

its gonna own that trump used the us government to prop up argentina all in exchange for buying some cheap land for his hotels.

Trump's mechanism to pay the troops during the shutdown is by far the most illegal budgetary action he's taken as POTUS, potentially setting the stage to break everything. It's also needless because Congress would easily pass a troop pay bill if Johnson were willing to gavel in. Long thread.

This administration’s policy of serial open murders on the high seas is starting to make some members of Congress mildly uncomfortable. www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...

I personally would not pop up to remind people that I did adultery with the Whale Head Guy right after we had all successfully memory holed that.

Imagine what American media would be saying if this was happening in an EU state

One thing that’s probably getting overlooked here is: these folks are serious about this stuff.

markey could be laid up and infirm and id still vote for him over this mf

the more I read about the promises OpenAI has made, the more disgusted I am. They've promised to deploy 10GW of Broadcom chips *by the end of 2029*, a chip that has yet to tape out, in data centers yet to be planned or funded or the power acquired. We are in a black hole of ethics and good sense.

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵) www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Five minutes of my life I’ll never get back

blessings on the "I am antifa" inflatable t-rex, undeterred from political voice despite both short arms and extinction

my dream job is to be the guy who renames streaming services every 12-18 months ($725k/yr)

When I was in high school there was a real annoying hardcore kid who came to all the local shows so my friend started a rumor that he supported the Iraq war.

Another illustrative example of how we are in a social media war for democracy. “Twitter is not real life” except when the administration consumes more sm than an ai web crawler.

Jim Jordan? Look into disturbing allegations? Not really his style.

One great aspect of iconic inflatable costumes (aside from how they instantly undermine propaganda about war zones) is that it's useless to arrest the person wearing one. Cuffing a frog would make law enforcement look pathetic. And carting one off just guarantees that more will show up the next day.