Ayo 2 days ago
old man: βyouβre welcome to stay the night, Traveller. But donβt you lay a hand on my three nubile daughters.β
me: βoh, no worries. Iβm actually really sleepy.β
[morning]
[breakfast]
[old man and his three nubile daughters glaring at me]
me: βthanks for putting me up last night. So long!β