this 97 year old grandma still serves pussy the old fashioned way

oughjob

She was the POOPLE'S PRINCESS 😤✨✨🌹🌹👠🚗

E pluribus hornyum

Here's some breaking news: my ASS

THANK YOU!!

Sup bishes. Because you knows its inevitable, should I take Dumpy back after this Dumpytollah business is over or no? I'm tired of running this magazine by myself and I have shit to do.

your girl

RIP Malcolm X you would have hated Tenchi in Tokyo 😤😤😤

roses are red charlie got kirked;

Why did Mullin describe my night after the White House Press dinner? Oh and FYI: Hesgeth fucking CRIES after he cums.

Sam Altman gave me toothy head at Burning Man back in '18

My campaign platform:

excuse me im f a r t i n g #sheshed

I am 10 seconds away from going to Tel Aviv and sucking Netanyahu's cock just out of spite.

GET TF OUTTA MY HOUSE BITCH!

You're right . It's me, hoe.

TERFs be the most busted hoes lmao.

I call my litterbox the #SheShed because it's full of shit.

He made me lasagna. I couldn't say no.

Did I ever tell y'all about Dumpy's unclit?

Affogato? Yeah, affogato my birth control and now I'm pretty sure the Russian hockey team knocked me up.

in the mood to fuck shit up

Holy shit I cannot deal with Dumpy drama rn. I'm a reporter or whatever and right now I'm in Milan covering the Olympics or whatever. I'm off to go to some ket in the Village and let the Latvian bobsled team use me for pracky

UMMMMMM FIRST OF ALL We're NOT married so write that down okay??? SECONDLY That's my cousin, not your stepson or whatever. OMG THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND WHY I LEFT. I'm literally pissed off in that photo because you wore *that fucking shirt* out in public.