This week, Congress is likely to pass legislation that will imprison doctors giving #genderaffirmingcare to young people #translivesmatter #trans #transhealthcare #nokings #leavedoctorsalone

#SanFrancisco got rid of a statue of an anti-Asian mayor and replaced it with one of Ed Lee #stopasianhate

Scrolls are queer

Imagine buying a chocolate cake shake here

Stop healing. Go insane. Curse villages.

I have to laugh a little when I think about how well I get along with guys who are 40. Like I’m just an old guy at heart 👴🏻😂

I love when hot guys have their brains poisoned by engagement and just post pics of anything. This guy I follow just put up a selfie in a portapotty

Sorry santacon straights, but if you didn't want to see hard cocks, you should have stayed home instead of looking over my shoulder at my phone

My flights 100% full and I’m just opening yalls nudes “like it’s nothing

The tree is giving me low-key seizures (might be the wine)

A new study of the last 50 years of US pop music shows “a significant increase in stress-related language, alongside declines in positive sentiment and lyrical complexity.”

Y’all sleepin’ on these sausages

NEXT SATURDAY @ 9PM- Lumbersexual: A Sloppy Otter Xmas! Kyle Kevil will be hosting, Moose the DJ will be spinning a party mix. It’s the cozy-meets-naughty holiday night you won’t want to miss. SPONSORED BY MEN’S ROOM CHICAGO! $5 Signature Margaritas $5 Miller Light Drafts

sure sex is great but have you ever had to pee for an hour and then finally made it to the restroom and your eyes started watering with relief as you peed for over a minute?

hmm… would

So far today we've watched the Muppet Family Christmas, The Garfield Christmas Special, and we just found the Muppet and John Denver Christmas Together Special.

At the Christmas market with my mom and just saw three gays in pup masks 😒

Lawyer Sues The IRS, Demanding It Recognize Pets As Legal Dependents

The American people want to return to

Commenting “you two look nice” on a photo of three people.

Muppets Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie bc it includes a song with the lyrics, "your future is a horror story written by your crimes" & nothing says Christmas cheer more than that. Also Michael Caine deserved all the awards for that performance. Perfection. No notes.

ICE just kidnapped a fellow delivery driver and seized his moped in my neighborhood 😭

I think Heated Rivalry made some really bold choices in this most recent episode. Tuna melts are one of the least sexy sandwiches, where other shows would have seen an obstacle, they saw an opportunity.

Tired: winning the ugly sweater contest. Wired: winning the ugly person contest.

Happy birthday Dick Van Dyke 🥳❤️

Friend: “Look but don’t make it obvious.” Me:

Too many of my friends are in relationships and I can’t send them my schizophrenic single guy memes

Get those tails wagging! 🐾 Join us on Saturday, December 13th from 12–3pm for a festive Doggy Days: Holiday Edition at SoFo Tap. We’re turning the bar into a winter photo haven with Pictures with Santa, plus free pup treats to keep every good dog happy.

Hubs dragged me out for an early morning icy walk. But there were otters!

cozy season reminder for all the gays & theys that you need to mind your septum piercing when you're pulling on/off a cable knit sweat, tuck your face in!!!, xo

My friend gifted me this ornament and said “I saw this and I knew you had to have it” It’s beautiful

Tonight's watch is one of my ultimate favorites 🍪

*gets into bed* "I should have had more pie 😔"

Good morning. Your family is useful for medical history and if you need spare parts. If they suck, you don’t need to visit them.

gm who tryna fight

“You’ll be visited by three spirits” The three spirits:

well slap my ass and call me a turkey the way i’m ready to get stuffed.

I told my grandmother that I think I have seasonal writer's depression; she suggested I get a dog and a boyfriend.

Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts

As you prepare for your holiday feast, here's something to consider. Research suggests there are certain foods that can help boost our moods and make us happier in the long-run.

Let’s talk about this pivotal moment in AIDS history: when Freddie Mercury died on this day in 1991 #HIV #AIDS #worldAIDSday #freddiemercury

Chicago Mayor #HaroldWashington who died on this day in 1987 while in office was pivotal for LGBTQ Chicagoans #lgbtqchicago #chicago #boystown #northalsted

Here’s why Mamdani’s move is genius #zohranmamdani #jbpritzker

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