not in anyone circles yet

quote this post with your four best pics of 2025 pls and thanku x

sure sex is great but have you ever had to pee for an hour and then finally made it to the restroom and your eyes started watering with relief as you peed for over a minute?

the market was closed that day, so he’s picking me up and we’re going tonight

Not fast enough for my liking

🚨 QUESTION PROMPT 🚨 What was your first automobile? This was mine.

can’t get over this man at my gym that looks like tan mom

Nicki Minaj….. I’m so over her! Fan base full of gays and she wants to be a tr*mp supporter smh clown behavior

5 years ago today, Taylor Swift released ‘evermore.’

selfies that indicate you’re sitting on the toilet will forever give me the ick

if you wondered how my brain works

overheard at work- co-worker: “my one kid is micro-dosing mushrooms and keiley likes ketamine” other co-worker: don’t even get me started on the amount of poppers i do

raw doggin it with no headphones at the gym rn

some of you are a dangerous combo of funny and hot

saturday morning innit

going to the local christmas market with one of my gym crushes (straight) tonight

remembering Elizabeth Taylor and this epic read on World AIDS Day

cindy lou

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 35 😇

@bostongayboy.bsky.social has been quieter than usual

Date I had tonight ghosted me. but anyway here’s a rip I just discovered and also there’s one in the crotch too 🙃🙃🙃

how many times can i say excited in 10 seconds 💀

worked out these turkey legs today. special appearance by my unmade bed

bgbelphaba deleted scene

trim your finger and toe nails please

thinking about tiramisu, hbu?

said former gym crush keeps eyeing me every time we’re both there, but i haven’t forgiven him

Due to popular demand, I will be hosting a live Bluesky Thanksgiving Q&A this Thursday, November 20th all day (from when I wake up until I fall asleep which is usually 9:30pm EST). Please prepare your Thanksgiving questions in advance. Serious inquiries only.

This was cute! Many callbacks to the original were done well. A good balance between kid and adult storylines. Pretty solid. I give it 8/10.

project manager mutuals hit me up

Eat fries or slap me

if by “playing hard to get” you mean that I don’t exist on this earthly plane, then yes

pancakes and sausage boys

Baby it’s once I’m in the house I’m not coming back out season!

BREAKING: Today's emails contradict Ghislaine Maxwell's interview with Todd Blanche. She said she never saw Trump at Epstein's house. In a newly released 2011 email Epstein tells Maxwell that Trump spent time with a victim at Epstein's house.

prue in charmed

Katy Perry for 11 mins:

better be her last xmas version

hot costco worker grabbed me a cart when i walked in

I will not tolerate snow slander on my tl

Taylor Swift

new kp is kinda giving avril and im not mad about it

morning skinny should last all day

someone asked if I worked here

Might fuck around and login to Facebook today

trick-or-treat 🎃

2 moods

sometimes. if people tell you they want to be there for you. and they show you they care. and tell you they want to show up for and take care of you. maybe. just maybe. it is worth believing them and letting them.

mustache or beard?