This heat ain’t it

You should only be allowed photos of yourself in your dating profile

Hello I’ll be your instacart shopper

I’d sell feet pics if the market wasn’t so saturated

Period.

Disappointed in so many bloomfs opinions tonight

overheard at the pregame

Hey bro let’s go to run club

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce will celebrate their wedding this Friday at Madison Square Garden, AP News reports.

My phone just autocorrected Lizzie McGuire to Lizzo

7 miles to ring in year 36

Yuh

Everyone should be vers to some extent

I saw my full body on a teams meeting earlier and omg lemme get on ozempic

the menu for the restaurant we’re going to for my friends birthday just said

Taylor said happy pride when she wrote Wood for the bottoms

Fight (prue halliwell, telekinesis; piper halliwell, molecular combustion) Flight (phoebe halliwell, levitation; paige matthews, orbing) Freeze (piper halliwell, molecular immobilization; all the sisters foreheads, botox)

Overheard at the gym: Sometimes when I’m in going to the bathroom, the shit just pours out of my ass

Gonna start fibermaxxing. Watch this space

Good morning

34 year old man just said I looked like his uncle (I’m 35)

It’s June

Wait, you’re all gay?

Post photo from 2019

Idk why but a goatee gives me the ick so bad

Too many twunks are straight

Not enough listens tbh

Bad bunny implies there’s a good bunny and I think it’s her

A poothie, if you will

I ran 6 miles pls clap

Happy 5/7 to all the 5’7” compact cuties today!

Someone is on my treadmill at the gym

If they’re not in it, I don’t want it

Let’s play hungry hungry hippos

Can confirm

Do you think boyfriend twins know?

This person has been occupying the ONLY pec deck machine in the time I’ve done 3 different exercises

shorter people should get a tax write off for having a lower carbon footprint

The biggest boy meets world flop was not having these two as endgame

Nothing like creating the problem then acting like you fixed it…..

What are Olivia Stan’s called…Rodrigos? Olives?

I don’t need the Costco tiramisu cheesecake. I don’t need the Costco tiramisu cheesecake. I don’t need the Costco tiramisu cheesecake

They could never make me hate you!

The hottest guy ran past me on my run tonight and gave me a high five. I need to find him

Will pizza cure my sad feeling today y or y?

Hip thrust and bust?

Oh my god

Just had a crazy deja vu feeling

My “suggested for you” on insta is full of guys who are my type, with private profiles