Just ordered $38 worth of domino’s for myself

I always mix up Susan Sarandon and Sigourney Weaver

This includes vaping btw

Never Really Over is still that girl huh

I decided that my twunk neighbor really should break up with his girlfriend and date me instead

Okay that was $700. Who wants to buy feet pics

Belle tire playing cruel summer iktr

Obsessed with this older lady at ballet tire who pulled out her flip phone to call “Betty” to set up a time to eat lunch and play euchre today at 2pm.

I don’t know anything about traitors or Pokémon. I feel so lost today

Kinda jealous of you east coasters getting all this snow

Friends are in PV sheltering in place indefinitely

4 always

Eric Dane 💔💔💔💔💔

Accidentally sent a rose on hinge

And I’m saying good morning specifically to the twunk community

Tomorrow is fat Wednesday too ya know

Maybe I’ll start using Facebook dating

Heard the teepussay only had 4 mil viewers

BITCH ITS LADY GAGA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just spent the last two hours pushing not one, but TWO cars out of their parking spots after getting plowed in. Who want me?

Matthew Lawrence

Harry Potter and the hot girl postal service

In 2026 I should not be getting left on read

I’ve had ringing in my right ear most of the day, and my hearing is kinda muffled. Is this how I die?

Will I go to the gym in morning

How do people wear big headphones at the gym or to run?!My sweaty ass could never

New gym crush dropped just now

I’m hungry

Me this morning

Cuddling a cute man in this cold ass weather would be so nice but instead I’m like this

We need an anti-ice organization that can combat and stop them. None of this shit they are doing is okay

Good morning! It’s warmed up 5 degrees since I woke up ☺️

I guess today's my annual reminder that I know nothing about awards shows.

wait you can go live on here now?

As much as I loved this era, it’s awful to know how much she was struggling at the time

People who put group photos as their first one on dating apps must be stopped

When do we reach the point where we break back into two different nations?

Front desk guy at the gym said that I was old

Time for my 5pm coffee

I fear I’ve bulked too close to the sun

I’m a fan of slow mornings

There’s now additional footage that shows Renee Nicole Good waving ICE vehicles on to go around her, clearly not obstructing them or a threat to anyone’s safety. She was murdered in cold blood, and Kristi Noem is lying through her fake ass veneers trying to spin it to save her own ass.

Allegra, Sudafed, Flonase, Aleve and eye drops are all what I’m taking right now just to function in case you wondered

Me at 13 with the search history on aol dot com

First day back in the office tomorrow

I expanded my dating app distance to 100 miles and now all I’m getting are guys in chicago

This dude is vaping at the gym

It’s nye and I have zero plans tonight

When I was 12 my appendix exploded, but didn’t go to the doctor for two days after that. Had to have emergency surgery and almost died.

A twunk just moved in across the hall from me