I ran 6 miles pls clap

Happy 5/7 to all the 5’7” compact cuties today!

Someone is on my treadmill at the gym

If they’re not in it, I don’t want it

Let’s play hungry hungry hippos

Can confirm

Do you think boyfriend twins know?

This person has been occupying the ONLY pec deck machine in the time I’ve done 3 different exercises

shorter people should get a tax write off for having a lower carbon footprint

The biggest boy meets world flop was not having these two as endgame

Nothing like creating the problem then acting like you fixed it…..

What are Olivia Stan’s called…Rodrigos? Olives?

I don’t need the Costco tiramisu cheesecake. I don’t need the Costco tiramisu cheesecake. I don’t need the Costco tiramisu cheesecake

They could never make me hate you!

The hottest guy ran past me on my run tonight and gave me a high five. I need to find him

Will pizza cure my sad feeling today y or y?

Hip thrust and bust?

Oh my god

Just had a crazy deja vu feeling

My “suggested for you” on insta is full of guys who are my type, with private profiles

I’m 11% Irish and nobody has kissed me today

Women popping up on my hinge

Just ordered $38 worth of domino’s for myself

I always mix up Susan Sarandon and Sigourney Weaver

This includes vaping btw

Never Really Over is still that girl huh

I decided that my twunk neighbor really should break up with his girlfriend and date me instead

Okay that was $700. Who wants to buy feet pics

Belle tire playing cruel summer iktr

Obsessed with this older lady at ballet tire who pulled out her flip phone to call “Betty” to set up a time to eat lunch and play euchre today at 2pm.

I don’t know anything about traitors or Pokémon. I feel so lost today

Kinda jealous of you east coasters getting all this snow

Friends are in PV sheltering in place indefinitely

4 always

Eric Dane 💔💔💔💔💔

Accidentally sent a rose on hinge

And I’m saying good morning specifically to the twunk community

Tomorrow is fat Wednesday too ya know

Maybe I’ll start using Facebook dating

Heard the teepussay only had 4 mil viewers

BITCH ITS LADY GAGA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just spent the last two hours pushing not one, but TWO cars out of their parking spots after getting plowed in. Who want me?

Matthew Lawrence

Harry Potter and the hot girl postal service

In 2026 I should not be getting left on read

I’ve had ringing in my right ear most of the day, and my hearing is kinda muffled. Is this how I die?

Will I go to the gym in morning

How do people wear big headphones at the gym or to run?!My sweaty ass could never

New gym crush dropped just now

I’m hungry