david bowie, god’s most beautiful man who also looked exactly like a turnip lantern

Now that Taylor Swift is married I’ll probably stop listening to her music. I only did so because of the possibility we would fall in love one day. Bad career decision on her part imo.

Jorts makes a good point

.... that's not how it works. SCOTUS held is a constitutional right. You can't legislate away constitutional rights. You need to amend the constitution. I hate that these morons run things

5–4 on a constitutional question that is older, more settled, and just as clear on the text and purpose as "can women vote?" They're coming for that one too, it's currently in the "right-wing extremists on social media" stage, same place where "there's no birthright citizenship" arose.

Every day of this Court in power has me feeling this way

SCOTUS rules 5-4 against eating kittens. Kavanagh, concurring in part and dissenting in part, says that such animals are a snack, not a meal. Thomas and Gorsuch, in their dissent, assert that it is within executive’s power to declare that cats of any age are rabbits, thus fair game.

I MISS PRECEDENTED TIMES

Finally getting to hang out with Date Guy again tomorrow. It will be 3 weeks since we've seen each other so I'm looking forward to it.

You should be able to do the things you love. They shouldn’t be priced out of reach because some weirdo wants a super yacht.

Oh shit, I just remembered last year, when it was illegal to racially profile people. The nostalgia.

after years of suffering under trumps destructive actions it is great to see democrats finally uniting and going on the strong offensive to *checks notes*

You've spiced your last girl

What if liberals fought the fascists instead of leftists?

My paint by number that I'm going to give to Date Guy is finished & framed. I am very happy with how it turned out!

I was recently reminded that Can't Hardly Wait is pretty much the perfect late 90s movie & Seth Green's finest role.

I'm so tired lately & I have too much on my plate at work. Difficult cases with no real way to resolve them, lots of speedy trial demands, difficult clients, lots of cases with prison sentences, and lots of trials coming up. I don't know how I'm making it through the next 4-6 weeks

Farnsy is so close to sitting on my lap!! Sooooo close! I'm so glad i adopted him even though they said he wasn't friendly. He's become the sweetest baby. ❤️

CUT MY CAKE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY SACHERTORT

THE REFLECTING POOL WAS ATTACKED BY ALGAETATORS. WHEN THEN ARE FOUND THEY WILL BE FORCED TO WALK THE PLANKTON.

"Video contradicts cop's statement" is an evergreen tweet.

i would simply boycott the meteor

AMAZING decision out of Arizona coa1.azcourts.gov/Portals/1/Op...

Ugh working out is so annoying. I don't enjoy it at all. I no longer hate it so much I avoid it but at no point have I ever been excited about it or looking forward to it. If I could never work out again & eat anything I wanted & be healthy & keep losing weight/ maintain, I would in an instant.

Just to be clear, this random dude had an issue with the dad taking care of his girls in a public location bc he had the audacity to go with them into the women's restroom, and this random dude felt the need to follow the dad *into* the women's restroom bc he didn't want men in there???

I may be a little slow, but isn't the current Pope American? So, uh... how is he not the most powerful American Catholic?

Eye appt today. Dr started talking to me about bifocal contacts, readers, etc & I asked, very earnestly, why I would need those. He seemed thrown off & asked, "aren't you having trouble seeing things up close?" I said no not particularly. He said almost everyone starts having that issue around 40

I'm tired today. The overcast weather isn't helping. But I have to go to my very overdue eye appt in a bit so I will have to actually get up. At least once I'm up, I can continue to be that way

no

Them: Don't have an abortion, it's wrong!! ME: Ok [uses effective birth control, keeps right on having sex] Them: NOT LIKE THAT

I must have season 2

If you want to protect kids, you could start with why clothing is cut out on a bathing suit for a two year old as it would be for a 18 year old at a club.

This man looks like he was just indicted for polka fraud

trump's face looks like it wants to fall off his skull and die

you know this guy absolutely, positively knows this shit inside and out because he looks like the pooliest pool guy whoever pooled

rather than their actions. If someone commits a crime, charge them with the crime. But monitoring and investigating people because of their speech, political beliefs, or online posts is a dangerous road to go down. The First Amendment was created to protect dissent, not turn it into evidence.

This

I've finished putting first coats over the whole painting & now I'm going over places that need a second coat. I am excited to give this to Date Guy when it's done #pbn

Started / Going

Somehow we have to, as a nation, relearn pool maintenance along with everything else

I'm not the smartest atty there is but I'm definitely smarter than some of these prosecutors that are coming up now. They annoy me bc they are not only not smart, they are also arrogant. Like I get it, no one is a smart atty right out the gate, I sure wasn't, and I didn't act like a dick.

Date Guy is currently studying to take the journeyman test on 6/24 & it's super time consuming so he & I are probably not gonna see each other until after he takes the test. We went to the beach last Saturday for a couple hours & that's the last time we've seen each other. But he's making an

BIG KNICKS ENERGY

SCOTLAND!!!!!

The actor who plays Kendell Roy is very very good

A few weeks ago I agreed to go to a murder mystery party today. It starts at 1130 which seemed like an odd start time but I figured I'd be there a couple hours & then have my late afternoon free. Host tells me yesterday that the game box says it takes 4-5 hours!!! That's my whole fucking day!