Baby finn!

Do you have to defend people you know are guilty??

First day of my vacation in CA was Tuesday & within the first hour of being here, I managed to faint for the first time in my life & crack my forehead on a metal door hinge while at the humane society with my friend who is interested in getting a cat. I needed to go to urgent care & ended up

For the life of me, I will never understand people who line up before boarding has even started when flying on an airline with assigned seats. No one is taking your seat, you can just chill till boarding actually starts.

I don't remember the last time I looked in the mirror & saw my collarbones but they're there tonight. And it's funny how I can tell which one is the one I broke that healed with "mild deformation" bc it sits too high & has a sharp rise in the middle where the bones reformed #Zepbound #125.6lbsdown

I feel like a lot of countries are doing this and I don't think it's good for us.

KPOP Demon Hunters is a movie about the importance of effective public health communication in this essay I will...

Holy shit so much fire

this is creative honestly I’m just a fan of when we all decide to be annoying on purpose

When will Elon pay the tariffs on all his imported tweets?

Well, when you have to contort yourself into a pretzel shape to fit in the seat, you need to wear things that allow for maximum flexibility.

Maybe it’s because I’m not fancy but I do not understand why chargers are a thing. It’s a plate but not a plate?? Why are you here if I cant eat off you

Lol Mortimer does the same thing 🤣

So about a month ago, a guy who is 11 years younger than me messaged me on one of The Apps to essentially ask if I would be at all interested in a younger guy & then sent me a shirtless photo of himself with the body of Fight Club Brad Pitt & a jawline that could cut glass.

Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.

For the first time in as long as I can remember, I bought a regular sized pair of jeans - not plus size, not W, just a standard off the rack size - and they actually fit. I'm so excited & astonished!

Congratulations, Democrats. You know the Trumpists are unhinged homicidal maniacs, but you just keep handing them knives.

It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny t.co/QhuKU9HCxA

Why am I awake at almost 3 am?

So the answer is to give in to him?! That's fucking idiotic. Fuck this weiner bullshit, grow a spine or resign so someone with a spine can take your place

Jfc

Don't let it be lost how as soon as the Senators were personally inconvenienced by the shutdown (flight delays) they caved. There was never any "fight" it was "so long as this doesn't impact me personally..."

Yes. Yes they fucking will. They forgot January 6. They forgot "Covid will disappear" and "if there wasn't any testing there would be no cases." The "American people" have the memory of a goldfish.

Cornyn has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever to every Vichy Dem.

Some people lick boots and some people go for full on fellatio.

Heroes

Looking thru the program & just realized that D'Angelo Barksdale from The Wire was in the show tonight!! So cool!

Why are these assholes always dancing like this??

Just saw #PurpleRain as a pre-Broadway show & it was absolutely AMAZING! Part play, part concert. The actors were outstanding, the music was fire (of course, it's Prince), & the whole experience was so much fun.

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still no updates here

I stand corrected - it's apparently based on a true story but I really hope it's loosely based on bc this is so silly & the characters are so cliché & one dimensional

I am high & I would like to live post about this movie in watching on Apple TV called #TheLostBus. The blurb says it's about a bus driver who saves a teacher & her classroom from a wildfire. Appears to be fictional. Let's go.

I like being high

he would pay for SNAP is all i'm saying and he's not even nice to me

ok? bye bitch!

It’s unconscionable that congress and the President do nothing and continue to be paid, while the government workers who keep us safe and people who need food assistance are literally cut off completely.

I'm getting nervous about the FAA flight reductions. My plans for Thanksgiving involve me flying from MSP > DFW > SLO & then SLO > PHX > MSP & all of them except SLO are on the list of affected airports. So far I've not heard anything about my trip & maybe the shutdown will be over by then but...

Today is Friday. Let's make it a banger of a Friday. Remember when this dropped? youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0?...

we used to be a proper country

he's lurking in the dark spaces of your closet. waiting. planning.

this should be one of defining images of his second term, because its impossible to tell from looking at it whether he is too indifferent to care or too senile to notice

I need people to stop calling & texting my work line outside of normal business hours & expecting me to answer/be available. I'm not working outside of work. Hard limit for myself so I can maintain my sanity & work/life balance. Why don't ppl get that I'm a person, not a robot?

I really wish companies would get on board with sustainable options for their stuff. I want my normal products, just not in the normal plastic packages. I want Fluoride in my toothpaste & aluminum in my deodorant, idc, but if they were available in a reusable or zero waste container, I'd be happy

"go to TikTok. See for yourself."

After being inspired by @lizqtrouble.bsky.social , I made white bean chicken chili tonight & it is so good!