I am done with upright vacuums and want to go back to a canister vacuum. Anyone have a recommendation or a warning? Needs to be able to handle a lot of pet hair and allergens.

Is there any other answer

We have a winner for what’s officially pushed me over the edge this week.

I have started the new season of Alone on Netflix and I have…questions about one particular participant

Karmically I must have done something truly awful to this Monday in a past life and it decided to exact its revenge on me today.

“Is this another AI ad” I asked? “Oh, nope it’s an ad for Jesus.” Somehow the confusion makes sense.

I've never hated ai more than I do today.

I know it’s sacrilege to be a New Englander and root against the Pats but a) Bob Kraft and b) this fandom can be terrible and c) small bonus that I know my ex wife is definitely ugly crying right now

YASSSSSSSSSS

Um Genspark even if you could do my work for me, I’d either lose my job to redundancy or be expected to do twice as much thanks to your “help,” not get a day off to go to the pool. Eff off.

In the end, the ad didn’t say your personal AI *won’t* kill you

Something Happened!!!!

That was just amazing. Highlight of the night, forget the game.

GAGA?!??

I enjoyed the Claude commercial until I realized it was promoting AI and not mocking AI

Trump Accounts will buy you a trampoline, ok

Very curious to see how much furniture gets lit on fire at UMass tonight. Go Seahawks!

Heard a crash in the basement, wife went to investigate. Found this kibble thief in the empty dog food bin, just quietly sitting there like this.

🚨Minneapolis Police gather up DILDOS to throw back at protesters from the street after they were thrown into the street to protest ICE, creating quite the scene. LIVE NOW ⬇️

Slowly being driven mad on day 631689 of constantly dripping all of our faucets and never leaving the house, but at least I have a pączki for breakfast today

And then she microagressed my disability and went on with her day. I really deserve a treat this week for not destroying property or going completely feral.

When a colleague (who knows you’re gay!) rants that her daughter couldn’t connect with her predominately LGBTQ+ classmates because “all they wanted to talk about was their identity and she just wanted to get to *know* them, like can’t they just talk about what they’re streaming or listening to?!”

Renee Good’s son’s school has faced threats, and Liam Ramos’s district was closed due to bomb threats, so you’ll have to pardon me when I don’t give a shit if a church service was briefly interrupted.

I think maybe my anger at everything - LITERALLY EVERYTHING - is a little over the top right now, because I'm home alone working and audibly hurling expletives at a performative groundhog this morning. I'm fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine.

Go Seahawks!!

Good morning from the Sockweiler.

oh my god, i’m crushed. catherine o’hara you queen

January is always the worst month but this one has really outdone itself.

As someone born in a cuspy year of Gen X (1980 here), this kind of thing makes me feel okay with the charts that brand my birth year as a millennial year. I used to fight so hard to belong to Gen X but shit like this is so gross.

So, we got some snow. Eloise has never been happier.

Right wing white dudes finally noticing things a lot of women do for their kids, offices and communities on a daily basis: PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS

In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram

Go whoever can beat the Pats!

I love football in the snow, it should be a requirement for every game

Thank God there were people filming. This administration would have said Alex Pretti pulled a handgun, a package of fentanyl, and a signed copy of the Communist Manifesto if they could.

The “different type of warrant”:

First-world complaint: throw blankets should be longer than 60” because how can you properly couch nap without being fully covered or stuck in the fetal position. Related: I finally found an 80” faux fur throw (aka cat magnet) and plan on taking some epic couch naps this weekend.

I'm sure the therapist I see can help me regulate the production of spinal fluid that collects in my brain which is the reason my neurosurgeon wanted me on it, but let me just try some fruits and vegetables and deep breathing instead. Sorry. There's just so much to be pissed about right now.

In its place, Blue Cross "helpfully" recommends "lifestyle changes" and talking to a therapist, which, you know, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THOSE THINGS WITHOUT YOUR HELPFUL SUGGESTIONS, thanks so much, did I also mention this was treating a neurological issue so there's that, too, oh well!

So great that I just had to find out, by happenstance, that my so called "great" employer health insurance is dropping our GLP-1 coverage entirely for anyone who doesn't have type 2 diabetes. It's done wonders for my blood pressure, cholesterol, pain, asthma, and it's just ripped away. America.

So we’re predicting this weekend’s potential snowfall in feet now.

Stupid electricity

I’ve been oddly hyper all night and if it turns out that is because my nervous system has predictive powers, well…

I feel like the only thing that could cure my emotional state right now would be to have the physical ability to Hulk out. Constantly yelling “what the FUCK?!” at my screen doesn’t seem to be working anymore.

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

I am rooting for cholesterol so hard right now.

For some reason all of my 2016 photos have vanished, except for this one, taken in the last couple of hours where things still felt hopeful. Kind of fitting this is the only one I have.

donald trump has received the nobel peace prize in the way that michael scott declared bankruptcy

Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.

I am out of emotional support Lucky Charms. 2026 has seen a marked uptake in consumption.