I did not anticipate getting choked up about someone’s review of the Jackass movie but here I am

Oh so this is an “apply for jobs on the clock” kind of Monday, I see

Of course the whore who shows hole won the Sanrio popularity contest

my entire feed is layoffs and I’m so sad and angry. I’m so sorry, friends as a person who has been involved with hiring at my jobs for over ten years at this point, happy to review any resumes for free

Most of the time it kicks ass to know people who work in games. Having friends that do programming, writing, localization, community management, reporting, archival, and preservation work is cool as hell. But it fucking sucks to see all my friends and acquaintances face layoffs every quarter! Fuck!!

Our best ever offer - I AM WARM ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Victoire pour la diversite! Francaise est un lesbienne

good news for anyone looking to get into one piece

Lil Nas X reveals new music is coming in video message to fans. He confirms he’s been in rehab for the past few months and is now seeing a therapist & psychiatrist following a bipolar disorder diagnosis.

I would like to thank the cardamom spiced cold brew served at my local cafe for granting me the power to do three days worth of work in 6 hours. Cardamom cold brew, I love you.

🧵 … Hey all … I’m in search of story sources who’d want to interview for an upcoming feature about trans folks who’ve moved from red states to blue ones, especially since the last presidential election. Signal boosts appreciated.

THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST DREW THE MOMENT THEY REALIZED THEY FORGOT LUIGI

Why I Don’t Use “Patient Zero”

it is really important to be loud about this stuff because it's typically kept very quiet to enable people to go "See? Nothing happened, it was just people being dramatic"

Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.

I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.

i cant escape discourse even when i log out

saw an incredible car today

Hey do you guys think I got some sun today?

A beaver in Lincoln Park’s South Pond this evening

This is real btw

Loose Tekkonkinkreet film still character doodles

Kratos somberly reckoning with his violent and aspiring to be a better father while his dead wife is doing double jumps and air combos in another realm is so fucking funny. imagine if Laura Palmer was doing DOOM shit in the Black Lodge

If you don't like it, you can stop using it at any time.

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Ok so maybe I went harder than I thought for practice today

Ethiopian food less than a block from me, I love you

"let people enjoy things" is over. we must want things to be good

the poster's equivalent to "imagine your audience naked" is "remember the guy you're arguing with is sitting on the toilet"

This ain't fucking okay

Well now I know how we're gonna end Kristi noems trial

Decided to write about it The Cowardice of Political Incuriosity www.wideleft.football/p/the-coward...

I don’t think of myself as especially skilled with plants but we have one little houseplant that has been doing great and has the littlest most delicate flowers. I like to think that we’re doing a good job if it’s happy enough to send these little beauties up.

Everyone say thank you to the humble Gila Monster. Say it!

Not wearing a jacket still qualifies as Wrong Jacket, just to be clear

The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.

And the 8 Dems are: Henry Cuellar (TX), Don Davis (NC), Cleo Fields (LA), Laura Gillen (NY), Vicente Gonzalez (TX), Marcy Kaptur (OH), Marie Glusenkamp Perez (WA), & Eugene Vindman (VA).

Arrested Development ass administration.

DraftKings closing their Wrigley sportsbook and blaming Illinois wagering laws is genuinely a huge win for those laws

thank god we give these guys eleventy kabillion dollars a year instead of public schools and healthcare

Damn it’s nice to be reminded that I still have it in me to be high energy and fun and flirty late at night