Stoned conversations with your mom hit DIFFERENT

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Brother of that murdered police officer is turning his enology into a defense of Erika Kirk. When I die please don’t turn my funeral into a carnival where you stand in front of my dead body and talk about Hasan Piker or whatever

Found the account of a long lost hot bald mutual I used to have a crush on and learned that he got hair transplant surgery. I’m in mourning don’t text me.

Previously Unreleased Chapter Of The Bible Announced

The demons in hell rn

Absolutely extraordinary. The Democrats conceded *nothing* and got everything they demanded. They said no ICE/CBP funding, and that's precisely what happened. In other words, they did not cave. At all. But the GOP did—completely.

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talking politics with the median voter for five minutes

Ok that’s a Seattle win

My friend’s mom is so fucking cool, she raises monarch caterpillars

it's amazing having a life where i am not the most hated person in the world and i can enjoy everything safely and people will not celebrate when i die

the only route you could take that operates daily passes through Chicago. the real story here is how abysmally poor our rail network is.

Fanfest was a blast and I have SO MANY stickers from the Warrior Of Light sticker trade. What a cool idea, I loved seeing everyone’s blorbos and how they wanted to interpret them in art.

the mf who just took 36 duck breasts out of the sous vide

Me ten minutes after I've had a tantrum about splitting the béarnaise

This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened

*incredible* ten minutes for this rule

POV: we are watching a panel with a vtuber guest on the substitute teacher tv

Watching a grown ass man hug a vtuber screen as part of their panel makes me feel incredibly out of touch

Hello fine ass man in the Red Mage outfit

I swear final fantasy fans make the coolest shit in the world. Look at this Namingway marionette!!!!

🗣️🎙️ I’LL BE YOUR QUEEN BEE JOLLI-B-LOVELY #FFXIVFanFest

おめでとう！ #ffxiv

Got to meet THE PRIMALS! 🎸🔥 #FFXIVFanFest

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Stumbled upon the FFXIV Fanfest Mahjong meet up

Happy fanfest everybody

Just FYI there’s an account on here called @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social (with over 200k followers) that is posting a bunch of AI slop (including a “Saturn polar hexagon” with 8 sides) and claiming it’s NASA imagery. If you see anything posted by them, it’s likely fake.

On my way to a 6 hour flight and just realized I forgot my headphones and earplugs at home. Fuck.

I’m the guy in front of you at the supermarket. No I’ve never been to a store before.

Wow you’re handsome and funny. Can I lick your butthole

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

It is International Bat Appreciation Day. Please take some time to appreciate a bat

Exactly one year ago today:

(Not blaming this woman or her husband, worth reading in full) Don't do self checkout. It's a suverillance scam meant to bust labor, get you to work for free, and increase surveillance of the **** shoppers the store needs to do busines***...under threat of arrest!

“Yeah I don’t really vibe with labels like ‘bear’ or ‘chub’ I see myself as more of a “

Martial arts class followed by a pinball barcade and pineapple upside down cake. Not a bad way to kick off 39

Say hello to Honey Mustard Boundaries

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Uh oh, I got drunk on a work night and now I’m feeling ennui at bed time