Preserving a Lauren insta-kill for posterity

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No matter what is wrong, 4 hours of good ass drag will fix it I promise you

Local drag my beloved

Happy Friday! *deals u psychic damage*

Chuck Norris is a RIPCON 5. Rest in piss you won't be missed!!

I have seen the flying squirrels of Uptown! Here's a 50% speed video of them in action tonight.

Someone replied to this on instagram to tell me that I support drunk driving, which driverless taxis prevent. I have heard some people make some arguments for driverless cars that I am sympathetic to but this one, which I’ve heard a lot, is stupid. Normal taxis also solve drunk driving. Also busses.

Love when a cat just starts acting weird out of nowhere to stress out their owner. Is she sick? Did she get hurt somehow? Did she wake up from a bad dream? Who knows! Wait 1 day or pay $$$ for the emergency vet right the fuck now

wait i love her more now

World Peas. Peas Company. Pea-ing all by yourself, Handsome? Photos by Julez Osco

illinois 9 produced some of the weirdest commentary across multiple social media platforms. congratulations to all.

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Dune 1: Go White Boy, Go Dune 2: Oh Dune 3: Oh White Boy, No

ME: oh a little Zohran video for St Patrick's Day, probably just celebrating Irish culture, maybe a few green beer jokes ZOHRAN (2 minutes in): ...and that's why King Leopold I of Belgium is a big wet bitch. Furthermore...

If he said this to me I would immediately jump off a bridge

It should be illegal for bears to have access to generative AI

“AI can autogenerate captions!” Accessibility!” Do you think deaf people deserve shit captions and that we shouldn’t pay people to interpret them? Do you think that media made in other languages should be machine translated into barely comprehensible slop instead of handled by skilled translators?

What the fuck do you mean more snow, it was 70 earlier this week

remember when that cronenberg movie 'existenz' came out and it seemed like a fun and silly conceit for there to be freedom fighters taking on corporate conglomerates in an attempt to protect consensus reality from an ocean of digital hallucination

These marketing texts need to CALM DOWN

Over-caffeinated! At the D&D session.

Videodrome (Cronenberg, 1983)

what kind of asshole would write something like th—ah, ok, i see

It is done. Please don’t fuck this up.

Got an “employee appreciation” email from work that included…a $10 Starbucks gift card with my name spelled wrong. Good job everyone.

LaBeouf is on the “It’s On Sight” list forever due in no small part to his abuse of FKA Twigs when they were dating, but sure I’ll add another reason to the list.

his time is eternal. www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s...

Teehee whoops

I had to. Thank yo u

welcome to the world, my scrungly son

TOKYO JUNGLE CRISPY'S/PLAYSTATION C.A.M.P. / SCE JAPAN 2012 PLAYSTATION 3

(puts mouth right on the microphone) 100 gecquas

Everyone loving the nyc snow shoveling jobs proves a candidate promoting a public works program would do fdr numbers. Because that’s why they were fdr numbers

you playing dnd: I just need one more level in this multiple class and my build is online! me playing vtm with my friends:

FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and it’s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

It really is either you support trans rights or you support Hitler 2.0

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

I've been playing Dragon Quest 3 (HD-Remake) and I came to a point where I needed to make a merchant to send off for the main story and I just kind of made a guy called "Fat Chud" thinking this would be of no consequence. Immediately I'm faced with the consequence of my actions

I really want a grass type starter based on the Honduran white bat