have you ever been in the midst of a banger post and suddenly look up and wonder how long you’ve been on the freeway

rip Grimace 1971-2026

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

you can pied piper WASPs by starting off an Amazing Grace singalong

in my next life the same thing is going to happen again but i'll have a bigger chunk of the fuselage to cling on to

im not your third im the fuck doula

Siltstriders actually really like it when you bore a hole in their back and climb inside and yank around their tendons

heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

LOGGING ON

What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your MLB app specific incorrectly geographically tagged commercial that talks about what you should do if a family member owns a gun and has become unpredictable in Illinois

that sounds awesome man. hey how about you and i draw clocks real quick just for fun

Saw an ad for M&Ms today and honestly....if you don't know about M&Ms by now you are dumb as fuck

mermaid rising up out of the baptismal font with a regular baby and a golden baby and asking which one is yours

Flutesnoot and Dilton yuri

Big brain thought but I don't think I'd be bothered by sitting next to a dead body on a flight. We live in a society in which people die at inconvenient times. Grow up

(Commander Zavala voice) Guardian, remember the Vex's weakness--shoot them right in the tumby

Uhhh Phil Collins, pretty sure your generation didn't put it right and you were making promises you'd never keep. Maybe youre in the land of confusion but I'm not

[deliberately stepping into the AoE marker for "Eight Thousand Dagger Storm"] it CANNOT possibly be eight thousand daggers

i sat down with @heartimecia.bsky.social from sunset visitor for an exclusive interview about “prove you‘re human”

delivered! driver left package in dark hole with water

making dizzy the egg into the omelas child and pretty much everybody's okay with it

me after unhinging my jaw and swallowing an entire rotisserie chicken: girl dinner

today sure feels like one of the all time ‘so i still just gotta go and do my little job during all this?!’ moments

leave the moon alone

Nora, after a couple sips of gin: whoa me: what's up? oh I see. is trouble a fake idea? Nora: trouble is starting to seem questionable as a concept. but when I get here (points halfway down the glass) that shits about the be the moon landing

easker sunbay

i forget where it originated but there was a guy on twitter who got fixated on the idea of a Campari Big Mac and he kept saying "I love the complex bitter and floral notes of the Campari Big Mac" and I have had that exact full phrase stuck in my head for years

europe is a place where comic books are titled "bingo bongo et son combo congolais". in america theyre titled "fuck: hell" or maybe "chair"

[brain, processing something it can recognize as 'monster energy drink'] might as well release chemicals that awaken the body immediately. it's my choice

I miss Escalation Protocol...

imagine getting yelled at by a guy who is pro-bedtime

biggest rush in game dev is when you finally get the input glyph UI sprites automatically swapping based on the current input device

top tier video game sound effect: Oblivion, when falling from high enough height to hurt

I dunno those HP kids look old enough to cyberbully if you ask me.

Ozzy music isn't hard or heavy its all about loving each other

I dont know when or why people started cropping memes so the likes and retweets are visible on the bottom who fucking cares thats not part of the joke

for dinner tonight i might walk to the grocery store nearest my house thats full of rotten produce and expired crackers bc the chain has been destroyed by private equity and buy some bad sushi that kills me

The biggest trick bikers ever played was making people think they listen to ZZ Top and not nazi metal

This season, the Hells Angles and the Police find common ground in: White Supremacy

Who called it Robocop and not Murphy's Law

OK turns out the purifying flame is hot as fuck and hurts

Crimson Desert: seven button presses to go the same distance on flat ground in the same amount of time it takes to run me: this is good actually

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you guys ever get upset that you’re not living a life of boundless feminine elegance and luxury or is that just a me thing

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Things will get better under Woke 4

The Simpsons has struck comedy gold again and revitalized its aging brand with the addition of "Beautiful Bart" a version of Bart so beautiful that he is the cause of obsession and murder