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Warehouse poet, very sassy 🏳️⚧️
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alber
about 13 hours ago
have you ever been in the midst of a banger post and suddenly look up and wonder how long you’ve been on the freeway
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️
about 16 hours ago
rip Grimace 1971-2026
add a skeleton here at some point
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The Alberta Socialist
1 day ago
You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕
1 day ago
you can pied piper WASPs by starting off an Amazing Grace singalong
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zoda coo
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ex luna, scientia
2 days ago
in my next life the same thing is going to happen again but i'll have a bigger chunk of the fuselage to cling on to
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sarah clark (they)
3 days ago
im not your third im the fuck doula
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Siltstriders actually really like it when you bore a hole in their back and climb inside and yank around their tendons
3 days ago
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phylan
6 days ago
heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times
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Catbus
5 days ago
LOGGING ON
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No Cartridge Trev
5 days ago
What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your MLB app specific incorrectly geographically tagged commercial that talks about what you should do if a family member owns a gun and has become unpredictable in Illinois
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laura "telephoto sniper wolf" cavegift
7 days ago
that sounds awesome man. hey how about you and i draw clocks real quick just for fun
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greg2hats
6 days ago
Saw an ad for M&Ms today and honestly....if you don't know about M&Ms by now you are dumb as fuck
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coward
7 days ago
mermaid rising up out of the baptismal font with a regular baby and a golden baby and asking which one is yours
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Flutesnoot and Dilton yuri
9 months ago
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Big brain thought but I don't think I'd be bothered by sitting next to a dead body on a flight. We live in a society in which people die at inconvenient times. Grow up
about 1 year ago
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(Commander Zavala voice) Guardian, remember the Vex's weakness--shoot them right in the tumby
over 1 year ago
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Uhhh Phil Collins, pretty sure your generation didn't put it right and you were making promises you'd never keep. Maybe youre in the land of confusion but I'm not
over 1 year ago
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Cainhealst Smileblood
10 months ago
[deliberately stepping into the AoE marker for "Eight Thousand Dagger Storm"] it CANNOT possibly be eight thousand daggers
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niki grayson
10 days ago
i sat down with
@heartimecia.bsky.social
from sunset visitor for an exclusive interview about “prove you‘re human”
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/\/ / /< /<
10 days ago
delivered! driver left package in dark hole with water
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Colin Spacetwinks
10 days ago
making dizzy the egg into the omelas child and pretty much everybody's okay with it
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🍕 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author🍕
11 days ago
me after unhinging my jaw and swallowing an entire rotisserie chicken: girl dinner
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Charlie Warzel
12 days ago
today sure feels like one of the all time ‘so i still just gotta go and do my little job during all this?!’ moments
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sarah clark (they)
16 days ago
leave the moon alone
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Autumn
13 days ago
Nora, after a couple sips of gin: whoa me: what's up? oh I see. is trouble a fake idea? Nora: trouble is starting to seem questionable as a concept. but when I get here (points halfway down the glass) that shits about the be the moon landing
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ex luna, scientia
14 days ago
easker sunbay
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🐟 jitka 🐟
13 days ago
i forget where it originated but there was a guy on twitter who got fixated on the idea of a Campari Big Mac and he kept saying "I love the complex bitter and floral notes of the Campari Big Mac" and I have had that exact full phrase stuck in my head for years
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ex luna, scientia
over 1 year ago
europe is a place where comic books are titled "bingo bongo et son combo congolais". in america theyre titled "fuck: hell" or maybe "chair"
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Colin Spacetwinks
15 days ago
[brain, processing something it can recognize as 'monster energy drink'] might as well release chemicals that awaken the body immediately. it's my choice
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I miss Escalation Protocol...
15 days ago
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Patrick Cosmos
15 days ago
imagine getting yelled at by a guy who is pro-bedtime
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Robert Yang
15 days ago
biggest rush in game dev is when you finally get the input glyph UI sprites automatically swapping based on the current input device
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top tier video game sound effect: Oblivion, when falling from high enough height to hurt
15 days ago
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michael lutz
almost 2 years ago
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Dia Lacina
15 days ago
I dunno those HP kids look old enough to cyberbully if you ask me.
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Ozzy music isn't hard or heavy its all about loving each other
15 days ago
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I dont know when or why people started cropping memes so the likes and retweets are visible on the bottom who fucking cares thats not part of the joke
15 days ago
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ex luna, scientia
16 days ago
for dinner tonight i might walk to the grocery store nearest my house thats full of rotten produce and expired crackers bc the chain has been destroyed by private equity and buy some bad sushi that kills me
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The biggest trick bikers ever played was making people think they listen to ZZ Top and not nazi metal
16 days ago
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This season, the Hells Angles and the Police find common ground in: White Supremacy
16 days ago
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Who called it Robocop and not Murphy's Law
16 days ago
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Santana Abraxas
16 days ago
OK turns out the purifying flame is hot as fuck and hurts
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Crimson Desert: seven button presses to go the same distance on flat ground in the same amount of time it takes to run me: this is good actually
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Dia Lacina
16 days ago
It's time Arisen-stans! We're headed back to the world of Dragon's Dogma with new heroes in a new game! In this episode
@headfallsoff.com
joins me in Character Creation and to talk about the correct Time To Sword-in-Hand. Also we throw guys. It's Dragon's Dogma II!
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Let's Play Dragon's Dogma 2 - Episode 1
YouTube video by Dia Lacina
https://youtu.be/k_BQMJZfkjg?si=m9cKgtRNd1Iz1gkO
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November Kelly
19 days ago
you guys ever get upset that you’re not living a life of boundless feminine elegance and luxury or is that just a me thing
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👑 Empress of Pulls 👑
18 days ago
HELLO EVERYONE its ~The Dingus~ WE DISCUSS: Fast Talking, Life Is Strange 2, Netrunner Tournaments, Retro Rewind, Slay The Spire, Before Movies, Paul Newman, Bad Romance, Hula Hoop, Buzz Sucker, A Baffling Ending, Lava Lamp Sex, Hula Hoop Scenes, and more!
www.audioentropy.com/totallyrepri...
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This Is A Totally Reprise Episode 39: You Know! For Kids! — Audio Entropy
Hudsucker Proxy is a film often seen as one of the rare misses in the Coen Brothers canon. It’s been reclaimed though as one of their underrated classics and a blistering fun comedy. Where do we land ...
https://www.audioentropy.com/totallyreprise/2026/4/1/this-is-a-totally-reprise-episode-39-you-know-for-kids
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journeyman folklorist
19 days ago
Things will get better under Woke 4
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michael lutz
19 days ago
The Simpsons has struck comedy gold again and revitalized its aging brand with the addition of "Beautiful Bart" a version of Bart so beautiful that he is the cause of obsession and murder
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