if it were me, if I were Mr Beast I would not have invited Dan Olson within a hundred miles of my studio

when you dragon break but she still suckin

The 130th Issue of this project This is Newtype for February 1992 I was planning to do this earlier but this website has not been the most stable Link at the end.

Gray Morrow’s 1967 cover art for 'The Jewel in the Skull,' by Michael Moorcock

There's a new episode of Ornate Stairwells for our $1 patrons! we talk about Cheryl Dunye's The Watermelon Woman as the Super Mario Galaxy Mario, being broke, haunted pussy and more! www.patreon.com/posts/155884...

SLC Punk! (1998) - 0:39:20 Dir. James Merendino Runtime 97 minutes 🚬 x 31, or one cigarette every 3.13 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/slc-punk/

I've had a really shitty week, but Slay the Spire patch notes are a balm for my aching heart

thinking about telling my boss that I'm going to vibe answer calls tomorrow. vibe reply to emails.

I cannot believe this! Your mind has been clouded by these demons! I am sorry to have to fight you, Autumn, for I thought you a friend. If this is how it must be, I wish you an honorable death.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

sometimes you type a tweet to share an opinion and then you realize wait. this doesn't matter at all.

I need to apologize. You may have seen the in the news that I have been using a bot network to manipulate social media algorithms in order to secure Geese Howard's reputation as "the coldest white boy in the game"

forgive me if I missed something, but I feel like Link had no business killing this dude. Gohma was an evil spider hatching evil spider eggs in your dad. but King Dodongo was just like... in his own house. I feel like the Gorons just didnt like his vibes, but like. it's his cavern

I watched a YouTube video about it and as we all know, that means I know what I'm talking about

me: work has been so frustrating this week. Yesterday I got yelled at by a faith healer Nora: physician, heal thy fucking attitude I love her so much. I'm so insanely in love with her

I accidentally sent a picture of tonight's dinner to my hair stylist instead of my mom. I'm fucking cooked bro. I can't find a new stylist

I can't help you. Get healed elsewhere.

this tweet is so important

these days they expect you to have an opinion about something just because it was advertised to you

HGSS slowpoke sprite is peak slowpoke. a perfect creature

YouTube premium jacking up the prices while also kicking my mom and my girlfriend off my family plan is such incredible horse shit. I know we all know these tech companies blow chunks, but fuck these people for real

I was joined by @greatgrebe.bsky.social and @poyfuh.bsky.social to talk about the Cinderella Gray manga! We always enjoy some weirdo horse girls but we found the pacing on this as a sports manga pretty lacking. I’ll stan Folkqueen forever tho! www.abnormalmapping.com/your-uncles-...

it's so insane that if I go to my subscriptions page on YouTube, it shows videos out of order.

I've been watching Pomu play links awakening (Switch) while I've been playing through links awakening (Gameboy Color). I was like wow she is so much more shy and quiet than a ghost I know. Then I realized these Vods are from a week after she debuted?????? crazy

trying to farm bulky vendors in "the land of dragons" for rare materials to impress marluxia, who i am convinced is a woman and still alive, i valiantly meet my end when sora uses fira near one of the explosive carts. i do not even leave a stain

(exhaling smoke after hearing you out) man I bet that would be crazy if i knew what post you were complaining about

I'm Pomu

(oomfs only) what should I read next? fiction only, huge preference toward things available as audio, and please be chill if I don't pick yours lol.

I cleared ascension 9 on Necrobinderrrrrrrr

USE THE LADIES ROOM

(holding Slowpoke to my ear) bean dad was this year????

Oh y'all want to see some SPACE shit?

ICYMI there was a new 2WBY over the weekend!!!

Nora, after a couple sips of gin: whoa me: what's up? oh I see. is trouble a fake idea? Nora: trouble is starting to seem questionable as a concept. but when I get here (points halfway down the glass) that shits about the be the moon landing

Long day, so I put in a comfort movie Nora hasn't seen. Ishiro Honda might honestly be a top 5 director for me boxd.it/zka

I've been decorating my copy of the Dao De Jing with stickers and I added a bunch more today. Manhattan Cafe is from @shirokumahi.me and the Nausicaa ones are courtesy of @combattlerrickv.exportaud.io

Happy Easter

the Buddha would be proud of me

Heard “I’ve got. Soul. But. I’m. notasoldier.” so clearly on my mind, like a ghost on the wind

the main thing I'm learning from playing through pokemon games for the first time is you shouldn't trust pokémon fans. those people will tell you insane things like Gold/Silver/Crystal isn't fun because it's old

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 14,1959

I really regret saying Pokémon would be dead in 10 years

This week on Coffee & Comic Books, we're joined again by @skulldaughter.exportaud.io to talk about a problematic fav: Split (2016). I hope no one gets ambushed with an insane quiz. It's free on the patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/coffee...

it's been FREEZING in our apartment all week so of course now that it's warming up, they turned the radiators back on and it's too fucking hot

listening to the good shit tonight

you ever feel like a low res 2D sprite of fire in a n64 game