when you're resting easy cause you serve a just god

republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation

I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover

This sounds like a bit from Disco Elysium

I kind of think it’s weird to have an ideology, like to *adopt* a pre-formed ideology as your own.

Get us Medicare for All Zohran, compliment his hair

Don Jr. and Eric watching the presser between Zohran Mamdani and their dad:

"Chat," he might just be "cooked"

So, I read the first reasonable answer to The Problem of Evil that I've ever heard today. slatestarcodex.com/2015/03/15/a...

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out. Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent

“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938 zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context

"When your enemy is making one catastrophic mistake after another, interrupt them and save them from any consequences they might face." –Schumer-Tzu

Forever relevant

Do you know how hard it is to politically radicalize someone who joined a website to reply with the cry laughing emoji to the Trix cereal rabbit?

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

Healthcare but only for my friends

this website rocks

www.youtube.com/shorts/C6gAt... 'Aggressive Whimsy' - so true

Critics say Trump doesn’t have the right to abduct 15 year old girls to stock his apocalypse bunker.

this is the people's ballroom

OK guys, post your best signs from today for entry into my Top 15 No Kings Sign Contest.

A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

Give them this one too

Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers

Hello darkness my old friend

I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

sovereign citizen who quietly agrees to go to jail because the crime they committed is also illegal under admiralty law

I can only imagine 2035.

*Democrat looking up from the bloody corpse of Bernie Sanders*: Guys, there’s NOTHING we can do about the nazis, we should probably just let them go wild.

Just arrived in DC. Should have all this effing politics bs sorted out by Monday

“I'm A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt” or: Moe-rman Rockwell #moerch #simpsons #thesimpsons

Laws against stripping DRM from an audiobook to listen to it privately via different software is “another example of how anti-circumvention laws interfere with consumers’ rights of ownership over the things they buy," EFF’s Mitch Stoltz told @arstechnica.com.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Oh my god shut up www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

"When faced with two awful choices, pick the one that requires less courage." - The Art of Losing, by Chuck Schumer

Gavin Newsom is probably the platonic ideal of the modern Democrat, an empty suit who stands for nothing, a slimeball lab grown for a presidential run in a previous era, not so long ago, when he would have been King of the Empty Suits. he's obviously real mad that the rules of the game have changed

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them