Is it gauche to say that the “war on terror” line was more convincing before the entire right wing lined up to help the 9/11 guys take control of Syria?

They will shoot you in the face for being gay, say you deserved it, and run a multi-million dollar smear campaign on you.

Ska libertarians are funny like bro, why do you think you haven’t gotten signed? Ska isn’t profitable, the free hand of the market is flipping you off

I should stop responding to the posts of professionals with vaguely anti-imperialist affirmations

It’s not “Merry Christmas” if I don’t know when I’ll see you again, because New Years is a holiday. I’m wishing you “happy holidays” because several holidays will happen here in about 10 days. So.

“The civil war never ended” this, “ww2 never ended” that, bro the Battle of Hastings is still going on, right now!!!

hmm angel number 11 signifies judgment, chaos, and a lack of order > 11 systems of the body > 11 minus 3 for the holy trinity = 8 > 8 letters of bodily chaos = D I A R R H E A 🇺🇸NATIONAL DIARRHEA🇺🇸

For teaching ppl English, I think that it should be phonics->etymology, specifically global etymology, the point of contact from other languages to English. Like, eg, “English” itself comes from the Germanic “Anglo” with the “-ish” suffix, “Anglisch” and then “English.” I think this because it 1/2

sorry i can't go to that thing tonight. yeah im gonna be busy taking poison damage and cycling through the same three grunting sound effects. yeah.

I think when people lament the rule of law being eroded, I think they really mean that they wish there were more ways to hold the ruling class accountable, but as you say, the legal means to do so are few and far between because the law is not for us. Bad place to be in!

look not to talk shit above my station, but if we were “intelligently designed,” I have some fucking notes.

bugfix ticket #74651 — Surely since testosterone causes a thicker dermal layer, ESTROGEN should promote the growth of body hair to regulate temperature in cold environments

cvs cashier said “happy holidays” instead of “io saturnalia, romanus,” day ruined

This Christmas, if anyone can manage it, I want an America where people see the color red and think of liberation and freedom, instead of… whatever our “Red” represents.

“Every time you go somewhere you leave somewhere behind”

‘I said I’d always love you, A line from a song or a fiction, But now I’m a deep shade of blue, And you’re just a hole in the kitchen’ How does this scan, I can’t say I’m particularly fond of the way “hole in the kitchen” comes out tbh

The social order steals beauty from men in ways both overt and covert, in ways both incidental and intentional, and in ways both literal and figurative

What’s nice about American trains is that they discourage suicide attempts by very clearly not being fast enough to kill you

Q: Why is Trump cozying up to Mamdani? A: … have you SEEN the guy??

And the cops taught ICE everything. All that they’d done that they’re not allowed to do, ICE is now doing and saying they’re not beholden to the same rules. The chokeholds, the knees on necks, massive excessive force all thrown in our faces. They learned it from the cops and half of them are cops.

happy transgender day of remembrance thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly please live 💜

Repeat after me. I will not allow people to excuse police departments because the feds are worse. The feds are only worse because the cops laid the groundwork to begin with. Without the hysterically lax attitude around police brutality and corruption, we wouldn’t be here.

Obstructing evidence of child rape? Call that an Epstein-stemic injustice!

The fact that at this point, the “fight for survival” instinct hasn’t kicked in on any given congressperson is a very solid argument against evolutionary psychology

Extremely woke cishet guy who thinks it’s a hermeneutical injustice that he doesn’t know where the clit is

bread for lunch because I let a dude hustle me for damn near fifty bucks in food. My girlfriend moved away today, looking for that good karma to come my way

Maupin mentioned, day ruined. Getting off this app now, have a good one everybody

don’t ever let those nazis tell you shit about “protecting kids.” Laugh in their fucking faces when they do.

(me watching the most public genocide in the history of the world) This is JUST like Bart Simpson

im using obscure foreign language slang specific to comic books to describe my american political opposites, and that’s why you should take me seriously

Jonestown Reminds Us Of The Lost Formulation Of Original Kool Aid

Dear universe, Subtlety is a virtue

I think what annoys me the most about right liberatians is that theoretically they should be the easiest to convince of anticapitalist ideals.

Everyone hates the gadfly till the horse stops running.

I’ll say this in your favor: You’re certainly agitating me

Everyone ready for the time of year where American christians act like they’re as empathetic as the rest of us are year-round?

We need to seriously talk about what we’re gonna do when the epstein files are released, everything we already know is confirmed, and nothing happens.

Oh you rich conspiring pedophiles & all your smug weaselly defenders, please lecture me again about how my trans kid is a threat to American family values

it's pretty impressive that mainstream media is still unwilling to say that president very likely raped children so much for the fourth estate

Strom Thurmond was actually Black, as you can tell by this Blood Quantum I’ve taken,

call this one a Mossad Zinger

There’s only one thing more annoying than people who talk about astrology: People who talk about how much they disbelieve astrology.

MAGA guy solemnly modifying his well-worn K*LL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE shirt to say VOTE FOR YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE

Marx did not say capitalism will always result in socialism, he said it will always result in crisis. What happens next is up for grabs.

A lot of Middle Village and Glendale NIMBYs are complaining about the planned interboro line, so before the comment window closes, let’s drown them out: contact.mta.info/s/forms/publ...