Check engine light is on. I swear to god.

I have now!

Question - anyone have a good fan name for Executor from Nightreign? He's from fantasy Japan so I guess a Sekiro-esque name would be fitting? Examples specifically from Elden Ring: Okina and Yura, two NPCs from the same country

My OC Oliva

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

Started work on my Varré cosplay again. Hoping to have it at least in relatively decent shape in time for Katsucon. I bought 3 dozen fake roses to give out to people since it'll be Valentine's Day

The only time I hate this job the most is when we're made to stay late because of circumstances completely outside our control

The fact that this thought leads to you finding out Kim is gay was one of the best parts of this game and I remember bursting out laughing

rkgk #DiscoElysium #bdncrt

Me, when Nightreign first came out: lol what, Ironeye why do you have an American accent Me, 9 months later: oh my god please purr at me again with that deep cowboy voice

The artist that inspired this fanfic read it and called it a masterpiece

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

Wow. Weirdest, most terrifying horror dream I've ever had but like. In an artistic way. And it started out as a Rankin Bass Christmas special LMAO?? Guess here's a thread recounting that. 🧵

He was really good at looping though, believe it or not.

Been basically avoiding social media as of late cause I just don't need the flood of bad news. Spent today writing some Omen Knight prequel stuff for fun - how Theoden and Tricia met

This is still true.

Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026

Gosh.... I love Scholar so much. Giving him a cane sword was such a fucking clever idea. Like, at first it just seems like he's a fancy fucker with a Victorian flare, and then you find out oh, no, he's actually disabled. Which is why his dodge is so bad.

Late night posting Nightreign fanfic. Part 1 of a series I've been writing over the weekend where Wylder's kind of a pathetic virgin in a way that is just very endearing. First work contains some Ironeye/Wylder, where Ironeye is just being an asshole: archiveofourown.org/works/78823741

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

Someone should pay me to write so I don't gotta go to work instead. :(

There were a flurry of "spontaneous" replies last month to various posts i made. All written the same way. All trying to link to the random substack about how innocent he is. My first thought (after blocking) was: "Oh i see someone's publisher has hired a bot farm."

"What if I wrote a kind of popular ship in a fandom but in a way that most people into that ship would hate" I say, cackling as I continue to drill down into my niche of writing underrated gems

Late night posting Nightreign fanfic. Part 1 of a series I've been writing over the weekend where Wylder's kind of a pathetic virgin in a way that is just very endearing. First work contains some Ironeye/Wylder, where Ironeye is just being an asshole: archiveofourown.org/works/78823741

I think I'm gonna make this Nightreign fanfic I've been writing a short series (at least three works) - that way I can post what I've already written, and add to the series if I want to, without it being like, an incomplete work

I know technically they modeled Ironeye's whole face under his mask but I don't care, I'm gonna headcanon him as having zombie face cause it's way cooler

Not sure we'll ever get a face reveal for Wylder in Nightreign, but here's my take using Elden Ring's character creator (obviously based on his sister)

塀から外を見てるいぬみ

Never forget that Ironeye is a zombie.

Meowtroid doing the Three Fingers' jumping puzzle, while occasionally a smirking sasquatch would fade in, and the Pathologic 1 soundtrack was playing in the background on my computer the whole time ended up being a real Frenzied Flame experience. Shabriri's wild ride www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBeG...

More Elden Ring time!! I think we're gonna go try and fight the fire giant tonight. www.twitch.tv/meowtroid

Aww Hbomberguy likes Markiplier's movie Iron Lung and the movie is doing really well and Markiplier is crying and the crew all gets bonuses 😭💕

Ferbruary #oldknees

Short fuse #⚔️

I've been spending the better part of the last 24 hours writing Wylder as a pathetic little man and I want to write more but I have to go grocery shopping. Life is hell.

i'm still thinking about this

was epstein uniquely responsible for evil or is he just the one obscenely wealthy person whose emails we're getting to read

Having finally seen Phantom of the Paradise, I absolutely understand the queer appeal of Winslow now. Starting out as a lil innocent baby only to become a pet menace to another man, beautiful. Also the editing on that film is actually wild, I have never seen another movie edited that way

Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,

I love how even when I'm searching for popular ships in a fandom, no one is writing it the way I'd write it like, at all. Crying profusely.

Ugh, Wylder being a pathetic whiny little baby gives me immense joy in ways I can't describe

Archery training pt 2 #eldenringnightreign #NIGHTREIGN #cremeart #ELDENRING #FROMSOFTWARE #ironeye #wylder #wyldeye #comic

'He did not take his eyes off of him, hands still pressed firmly to Mohg's chest. "I need thee to calm thyself, Your Highness," he said with an odd tenderness, not raising his voice even in the face of his near death. Mohg screamed at him, screamed in his face with all sharp teeth and fiery rage.'

Lines done for this piece. I need to decide how I'm gonna render it. Scene from Chapter 4 of The Omen Knight: Chains Unbroken '"Whatever this is, Highness, I must ask thee to stop," he said firmly, his bright gold eyes suddenly turning cold.' #eldenring #mohg

I don't want to go to work today, I want to write. 🥲

#eldenring #varre #ansbach #bloodborne #alfred 👉👈

born to be Azem 🙂 reposting an old gem here #serahart #serahxiv

Dreamt again last night I was Zagreus. A bunch of gods had statues dedicated to them in a courtyard and I asked when I'd get my own. Than said I didn't need the ego boost and I said "but my inflated ego is my charm point isn't it" while leaning my head on him and he just went "ugh" True love.