in retrospect of course we were gonna end up doing a white helmets about medecins sans frontieres

high key need to be in mental subspace for 12 hours straight

SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??

all these dweebs pushing for a bunch of genai "coding" in 2026 have basically guaranteed that the 2027 CVE landscape is gonna be fucking lit as hell and i'm very excited to see what kind of insane security flaws are discovered

*absolutely covered in bruises and scratches* mister scrooge was a bitch i handled three miraculous apparitions on christmas eve so well

dudes in the cars universe texting like "i showed u my muffler pls respond"

kind of unfair that the family dog can get titanium canines but i cant she's not even going to do anything lesbian with them what the heck

I feel like one thing media narratives about us miss is how much fun it is to be a girl

Pretty women stepping on me = hell meh Pretty women working out knots = hell yeah

I have PTSD PTSDEEZNUTS! But for real tho

i need to be hugged until my stuffing permanently displaces and i get all floppy and weird

i really gotta start actually leaving the function when the cis dude(s) with rancid vibes start being problems

queer bar bathrooms should not be split into men / women. they should be split into single and double occupancy

honestly, this is funny as fuck, our oppositional-defiant toddler-ass government strikes again

i'm gonna miss giving her the finger every time i see her but i'm also not gonna miss her dicking around in my neighborhood being a fuckin republican weirdo so

and you might be tempted to say "don't be silly, that's not why" but literally all the media about interior design etc. that i follow is people going WHERE DID THE COLOR GO??? color is back in a big way. people are sick to death of white and grey everything.

i have 5 years of college under my belt and all this student loan debt only to realize my one true vocation is sugar baby

domme voice, tilting your chin up to force eye contact: "No, don't call yourself stupid. You're not stupid unless you've been fucked that way. Understood?"

working in a corporate mail room around the holidays is a special kind of hell because none of these dudes seem to realize that i do still have follow the customs & import processes when shipping internationally and pointing out that they're asking me to do full-on crimes never goes over well

i took a mental health day off work and now i'm just bored

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

i definitely do, though

Gonna start hitting trans women with "Why are you apologizing for that? It's weird to apologize for that."

I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.

every time people hear "i literally do not want to be alive" and interpret it as "i just need more friends and a routine :)", it makes me understand people who attempt suicide as a cry for help a little bit more

Warframe briefly had a glitch where randomizing your companion loadout could equip them with weapons they normally couldn't use, generally this did nothing because of lack of animations Moas however have one EXTREMELY FAST melee animation so getting a melee weapon on one made them an insane blender

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

firmware hackers DS9 Quark during an opportunistic sex change 🤝 flashing a rom

in our darkest hour they have returned this will heal america

Everybody saying "yes" like the idea of a more experienced woman literally shaping you according to her desires doesn't make most of y'all so dizzy you pass out 🙄

nothing makes sartha kerman feel good the way being saddled up in the seat of a janky experimental mech does

the understated horror behind "😡 not coo--*giggle* how 'bout a dew 🥰"

preordering a hot girl by dating a sad boy for a while

If I’m being entirely honest my view of how many men are abusers shifted dramatically when that 70 yr old French woman in a small town realized her husband was drugging her and like 50+ men within a 15 mile radius had assaulted her w/o her knowledge and this was just happening in the open on the web

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Keith Olbermann out here like “uh DUH! I was trying to impress the teenager I was fucking”

it’s all incredibly depressing and makes the gross men in her life look, somehow, even worse

a seattle dog is peak slop (complimentary)

Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved

If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office

Listen, I was taught to respect a No, not to say it.

One of the biggest issues with the synthetic text extruding machines is that we have well-formed linguistic output with no accountability. Solution: OpenAI should be accountable for everything that comes out of ChatGPT, period. (And likewise for Google with Gemini, etc.)

the amount of transphobic bullshit trans people have to deal with is easily 10x higher than most cis people think, so i try to keep the same mindset when it comes to how much bigotry other minorities experience. probably waaaay higher than i think.

god dammit

i need more cis women to smoke to make up for all our sisters who cant do it for health reasons

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

don't fuck me on this, seattle

i have a date in like four hours and i'm already blushing when i think about it so this is gonna probably gonna be so cute for everyone involved that isn't me

lotta people reacting to the target employee smile mandate thing & they should because it's bad & target is bad but i'm surprised that it seems on the surface like many folks don't know that kind of thing is pretty common for chains? like, i worked multiple franchise restaurants with a smile radius.