the amount of transphobic bullshit trans people have to deal with is easily 10x higher than most cis people think, so i try to keep the same mindset when it comes to how much bigotry other minorities experience. probably waaaay higher than i think.

god dammit

i need more cis women to smoke to make up for all our sisters who cant do it for health reasons

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

don't fuck me on this, seattle

i have a date in like four hours and i'm already blushing when i think about it so this is gonna probably gonna be so cute for everyone involved that isn't me

lotta people reacting to the target employee smile mandate thing & they should because it's bad & target is bad but i'm surprised that it seems on the surface like many folks don't know that kind of thing is pretty common for chains? like, i worked multiple franchise restaurants with a smile radius.

i'm willing to compromise literally any principle for enormous sums of money, where the fuck is my check

i should have a Work Cat. that should just be a thing i can request from HR as an accommodation.

most normal NYT headline

i swear to fuck seattle if you vote fuckin harrell in again

For tonight only I will agree with you that a bodega is not just a convenience store

just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters

banger cover & i hope you lucky mfs in NYC get a physical copy to frame as art

Forced feminization starts tomorrow

Libbing out for one night, as a treat. Eat shit Cuomo.

the voters have spoken and they love being trans and threatening to shoot republicans in the head.

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

pitiful sad little egg , he kept me safe despite the horrors,,, good boy, you can finally rest at last

i am feeding off the cis man whose body i stole , the more i consume him , the stronger i get & the more he fucking dies like the sad husk he was

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "it's actually always the trans woman's fault. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

the only thing stopping my job from being a completely fake email job is that my customers are literally too fuckin stupid to fill out a form correctly

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Nothing is more clearly indicative of the problems with current American politics than the Democrats going "oh shit a member of our party might win an election oh fuck oh shit what are we gonna do"

good labeler to tag the real freaks here bsky.app/profile/stec...

If Scott Adams dies not only should we all watch him die and choose to do nothing about it (iykyk), everyone should post the My Little Pony comic roasting him, and then hilariously eulogize him by mentioning how painfully unfunny and evil he was. I think he’s earned that.

Brianna Wu is stupid. Deeply and fundamentally so. But she's not this stupid. She knew they were evil. She's doing this because her play at being their token trans didn't work, so now she's squirming back to the libs. She's just too privileged and stupid to realize how clumsy and obvious it all is.

Hi, I’m a small business owner running for local school board and I believe in 3 things: 1) pledge allegiance to Israel or die 2) kids don’t need to know how to read 3) bring back God in our communities 4) Everything I’ve ever seen on Facebook Vote for me, Grawson Hamngley

Shoutout to all the girls who struggle to ask for help or accept unconditional kindness because past traumas have taught them that these things will only lead to being tricked and exploited by those who find their suffering amusing

the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.

perfect optics event to hold right as 40 million americans will increasingly struggle to get food with SNAP benefits expiring

The American people deserve to know where Char Aznable was on January 6th 2021.

Psychotic shit. Literally escalation. This is why the fans flip out and burn shit - because you've destroyed any sense of a communal celebration

Cops were blocking our path home. I told one cop I just needed to turn down the street he was blocking so I could get to my apartment. "You can't always get what you want" - then forced me to turn around and head back into the very area they were preparing to disperse w nonlethals.

cops being fuckin normal

it’s honestly hilarious how many people are coming out of the woodwork to be like “yeah i know a bunch of guys with nazi hate symbols inked onto their bodies” and think this is at all supposed to be normal and not part of the reason why we currently have ice thugs rounding people up in the street

think i'll just embrace what i always knew was coming and start getting into playing real physical 40k instead of just the video games i'm still gonna pirate everything and have a buddy print minis for me because i have -$50 in my bank account and GW's profit margins can eat a dick, though

trans women don’t owe you femininity whatever that fucking means but you do owe each of them 50 dollars

praxis

hey guys i have a foolproof solution to the male loneliness epidemic

fucked up that the drug that gives you tits is also the drug that puts a coked up hamster in charge of the libido center of your brain

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

despite all the fear mongering about trans people and the attempts to abandon and actively harm us from both political parties in the US, transitioning is still the greatest decision i’ve ever made, only regret i have is not doing it younger, and that it has only made my life infinitely better

reminder I’m never gonna vote for this guy for president and you’ve gotta find someone else

it might make me an asshole but ngl i am enjoying the fuck outta waking up to hear that a bunch of local techbros are getting texts telling them they're fired today suffer, dweebs