Cap'n Smite
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Farted so loud, my dog thought someone was knocking so she started barking at the front door.
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Jen Keane
about 9 hours ago
Imagine fleeing for your life. Taking only your most precious, special, important things, stuffing them into a backpack and running for safety. And then when you get to safety, someone steals that backpack and calls it charity. The absolute cruelty of this plan is astounding.
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Naomi Klein
about 12 hours ago
The AI bubble may be about to bust. Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock. We all need to say this very clearly: NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH! Expropriate their asses instead. They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet. They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
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Dana Stevens
1 day ago
Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
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Greg Pak
about 8 hours ago
Maybe strip billionaires of the power to convert media outlets and social media sites into right wing propaganda arms?
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Sal Gentile
1 day ago
(serious unbiased journalist voice) “are you trying to distract from the president’s refusal to make health care affordable by pointing out that he was also friends with a pedophile?”
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onion person
about 19 hours ago
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
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Aaron Parnas
about 19 hours ago
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Daniel Kibblesmith
about 19 hours ago
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
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Tim Onion
about 23 hours ago
lol there is very much something fishy going on here. This is leading their website.
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Tim Onion
1 day ago
This lady is not your friend.
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Raider
about 23 hours ago
ICE deports 'patriot' Purple Heart recipient to Mexico after two tours of duty
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ICE deports 'patriot' Purple Heart recipient to Mexico after two tours of duty
Jose Barco-Chirino, who served two tours of duty, was deported to Mexico on Friday, according to ICE, after he allegedly misplaces citizenship paperwork
https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/ice-deports-patriot-purple-heart-1507682
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Deniz Camp
about 21 hours ago
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Paul Haine
about 1 month ago
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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Johnny
1 day ago
“Jeffrey Epstein Was Practicing Pedophilia The Right Way” – Ezra Klein
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Bridget O’Brien
1 day ago
Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.
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Beaver Bones Darick
1 day ago
Someday they will crack the code
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Jeff Grubb
1 day ago
At my grandpa's, and he pulled a gun on me because the only thing I've said to him since arriving is "you are goated with the sauce, faze rug" and "this is a must cop"
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Beaver Bones Darick
1 day ago
Quite real
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Got back to the Simpsons watch-through I started several years ago. I finally made it to season 14 and episodes I've never seen before. They may not be on the same level as season 3-8 classics (but what else is, really?), but they're still very enjoyable so far.
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Mark Jacob
1 day ago
Dr. Oz is a con man trying to make Americans sicker so he can get richer.
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Greg Pak
1 day ago
genuinely wicked. inexcusable.
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Senate Gabe
1 day ago
I'm sorry, I'm still having a hard time getting over that the owner of the NY Times is in the Epstein files thing and they haven't even acknowledged this in any reporting.
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Keza MacDonald
1 day ago
This is powerfully embarrassing
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton
1 day ago
I'm not trying to be mean, but racists who believe Trump betrayed them by being a child molester are not going to embrace the Democratic Party without forcing that party to embrace racism. And the people gained would in no way make up for those lost.
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Joshua Erlich
2 days ago
I honestly can’t process how they see this as something new. It’s his whole deal! Always has been!
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
2 days ago
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Sparky
2 days ago
Bears repeating:
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Robert Reich
2 days ago
Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year. UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year. Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M. This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
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Ian Boudreau
2 days ago
POV: you have just done 2 dmg to the ogre
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Bette Midler
2 days ago
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A.R. Moxon
2 days ago
Living by the sword: yes, hahaha, this rules Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit
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First time I've seen the new Playmates Power Rangers Dinozords out in the wild. Didn't realize they were this big. I guess that $20 price tag is justified
2 days ago
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Brian PJ Cronin
2 days ago
It’s wild that you can just openly bribe the President of the United States with chunks of gold to get whatever you want, it’s fine, you don’t have to hide it, just say “I am bribing the President with gold,” zero consequences.
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J. L. Westover
2 days ago
censorship is getting out of control
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The Other End
2 days ago
Get yourself a genuine prop culture replica knife or sword comic over on tinyview
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RiotGrlErin
3 days ago
florence pew: thread
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof
2 days ago
Most impewtant threat you’ll read today
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Robert Llewellyn
2 days ago
Every time there's a COP, there's more highly paid, well connected and determined fossil lobbyists attedning than anyone else. It's a climate conference for sceintists and government officials. Can you explain why people paid $billions by the fossil fuel industry want to to attend such an event?
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jess m.
2 days ago
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻🚫👑
3 days ago
Official U.S. Government account refers to its citizens as "imbecilic morons".
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Aaron Rupar
3 days ago
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
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Brendel
3 days ago
The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB
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Jared Skolnick
3 days ago
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Robert Reich
3 days ago
Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year. That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare. Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
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Steve Lin
3 days ago
I’m hoping we have a tight enough scene that if someone spots this stuff for sale we can catch these shitheads
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Greg Pak
3 days ago
some people think it's just the writers getting lazy, but i always like it when the villains can't stop talking
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G. Willow Wilson
3 days ago
It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
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Rory Blank
3 days ago
it just happens so fast
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Greg Pak
3 days ago
This too is fascism.
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Rob DenBleyker
3 days ago
we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
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