@kitsunewarlock.bsky.social: *sends a meme about how everyone needs millennials to fix their computers anymore* Me: Literally me. Dustin: The microplastics coating our brains will keep our minds sharp too! Me: The microplastics make us woke. #BoyfriendBrainRot

Cage chewing the scenery in Spider-Noir is very entertaining

My favorite way to summarize, "I've had fuck all in terms of sleep and may be on the verge of a creeping migraine," is simply; "My brain tastes fuzzy." How about y'all?

Latest shipment of Woke incoming

My mind was blown the first time I used a self cleaning Japanese toilet. Unfortunately the automatic bidet part didn't really discern between someone sitting on the seat and someone with the world's worst hangover so my 3rd use ended up with me being water boarded while puking.

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

It’s pretty funny that the guy who sang War Pigs has a family that just want to make money off an AI version of him and also his wife thinks war is fucking amazing.

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Aww yiss. Hype for Mario Party TTRPG. In more seriousness, what IP do you feel like actually would be a pretty standout TTRPG?

Bro, they weren't buying your pitch, they were buying YOU. They wanted YOUR NAME because they think it'll legitimize AI's image. But instead, AI just ruined yours. Oh well.

Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.

The idiot cop still gave her a ticket for holding her phone. The charge was dismissed.

And the centaurs who are mostly shot in close up, so the actor has to just sort of lightly prance in place to sell it. A+

I love when they have the magical thing be giants cause they don't need an effects budget they just need to never put the characters in the same shot

People these days: "Ugh but there are so many filler epis---" Me: "you want a MOVIE. So just shut the fuck up and watch a fucking movie"

"Pronouns are Him, He/Him"

hey fuck this

Me: 30 Celsius (86 F) is way too hot outside Also me: Gotta spend 15 minutes inside the 95 C (203 F) sauna after the workout to properly relax

Well holy crap. Erin Brockovich (yes, the same one the led the Hinkley, CA toxic groundwater lawsuit in ‘93) launched a website tracking AI data centers across the US and the ecological impacts to the environment and drinking water. MN is riddled with them. www.brockovichdatacenter.com

Zombie waitress🩸 character for a lil' side project of a Monster cafe/dating-sim board game I was prototyping last year

Another hire for the monster cafe~ Gummy Gorgon 🪱

IMPORTANT: Dark Horse Workers United is *NOT* calling for a boycott of @darkhorse.com at this time. You may absolutely continue to buy your single issues, collected editions, manga, etc at this time!

The founding of a union at Dark Horse looks like it has more to do with the change in management than anything. However, this is definitely the time for creators to be unionizing, as AI has demonstrated the growing gap between workers of all stripes and their management.

This is Buzz. He performs a big stretch ritual before enjoying his daily ice cube. Please do not interrupt. 14/10 (IG: goldenhrbuzz)

have we considered that the guy who wants nintendo to make adult video games is a big ARMS guy and misses twintelle

Stacy’s Mom has hair of snakes so long Cursed by the Gods for doing nothing wrong Stacy can’t you see Your Mom will petrify me I’ve known it all along Stacy’s Mom is a Gorgon @gailsimone.bsky.social

The 6 genders: Top Bottom Charm Strange Up Down

The show is about an autism support group who accidentally acquire (useless) magic powers & are tasked with saving the world. The characters are all at different points in their lives & their self-acceptance. It gets real. It’s also really fucking funny, light & silly. 6/

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i think about this all the time, but pratchett published 3 flops before he even /started/ discworld, the first two of which are considered a bit rough around the edges, and then (having been given time and money to hone his craft) he writes about 20 masterpieces in a row

Yeah except for the level in world 5 where your being chased by an evil bush with scythe arms inside of a temple trying to find keys to open the door to escape I doubt you wanna be high for that

Just showed this to all my students and they simultaneously recoiled lmao

Paizo is proud to celebrate the AAPI members of our community and on our staff that help broaden our games' horizons and enjoy our adventures! Join Rue in today's blog, and keep supporting your friends in the AAPI community all year round: buff.ly/rbOzLCB

Ronnie Rampage is the Lashunta guitarist of the cyberclash band The Lash in my #Starfinder campaign.

Could there be a better example of "the trans debate" than 98% of women supporting trans people and then one single lone person voting against them and getting their way regardless. It's all such a fucking sham

If you need to talk to senior engineering leaders to figure out that more token usage doesn't equate more useful features then you aren't qualified for your job

HANG UP YOUR WAR SCYTHE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DEHYDRATION. AND YOU WILL WIN.

Tyrese Haliburton, a PG drafted in 2020 by the #Kings, made the #NBA Finals as a #Pacer in 2025. De'Aaron Fox, a PG drafted in 2017 by the Kings, is currently playing in the Western Conference Finals for the #Spurs. So 2024 Kings pick Devin Carter should hope he gets traded soon as well.

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We have done something unusual for this industry - we have run a paid indie production paying people industry rates for their work. I say this because I want people to know how worth it every penny spent on talent was. And I want production companies to know that too. 2/

I want to talk about It’s A Superpower?? like an excited toddler wants to show you a new toy. The Daily Tism made an audio sitcom. It comes out in early July. It’s producer by us & @andrewhickey.500songs.com , who has pretty much now funded a mini autistic comedy industry. What a guy. 1/

Black Metal concept album, but all the lyrics are about the abject horrors of bureaucracy

I'm sorry, is Crows really trying to get away with a status condition called Boned!?

I can now proudly say I have lost historical fantasy basketball drafts to an NBA assistant general manager

The Los Angeles Lakers are hiring former New Orleans Pelicans vice president of strategy and operations Rohan Ramadas as an assistant general manager under president Rob Pelinka, sources tell me and @mcten. The Lakers have interviewed candidates to bolster their front office.

#Bound is simply a fantastic #neonoir #thriller, a real intimate drama that’s also sexy. #movies #filmsky

This definitely forbidden gummy is in fact a moth larva of genus Olona (possibly Olona zolotuhini). It's *normal* to want to know what flavor it is, but the answer, unfortunately is "pain". Most species in this family are covered in tiny stinging spines connected to poison glands. (📷: Janice Ang)

i prefer the ones that are just stripes of colors. the ones with symbols always end up being more obscure or niche. i think the lesbian one with the axe on it got claimed by terfs at some point for example