she's always saying this in remake #ff7 #ff7r

But there’s this big ass “alien elephant with braid connector ports” in the room with each film that feels almost impossible to ignore and it makes watching the movies feel like a whiplash of going “wow that’s an interesting idea!” to the inevitable “hey why’d you decide to do that James”

rest in peace, Mike one of the funniest dudes on SA and Twitter - but also an incredible craftsman I think about this post of his all the time

The thing about FFXIV is that no other Big Budget game is producing a brand new Pop Punk Banger in 2025 to be used as a boss theme.

“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation

Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.

i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results that human element elevates the work

Streaming in an hour, going to ramble on about some games I liked this year, possibly in numerical order. www.twitch.tv/supergreatfr...

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

"I'm not a furry"

It’s so funny when rich people are like ‘if you do this minor socialism we will move away!’ buddy we are telling you we would live in a utopia if you simply died

I saw a game recently that was called "Mahjong for Dickheads" or something, except not that because I'm not finding anything under that. It was, like, at a house party and you're playing Mahjong and there are other characters and they have quirks and sometimes ways of cheating. Does anyone know it?

"They found the coats on Thursday morning. Fifteen winter coats. Good ones, not garbage. Hanging on the chain-link fence outside Lincoln Elementary.No note. No explanation. Just coats zipped up like ghosts waiting for bodies. Principal Morris freaked out. Called the police. "Could be stolen"

I recommend this book to anyone who owns a Lakhovsky Multiple Wave Oscillator

Dota 2

Elon Musk has died after a long battle with whatever his fucking problem is

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

that’s why we love you creeper you’re a real ass dude

me: [throwing open blinds] you there! boy! what day is it today? street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir! me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA street urchin: what’s- shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day

Merry Festive Tweet!

Finally trying out this game since it’s free today What I love so far: 💬 Vast possibility space due to genius feat of design. ✒️ Writing is incredible! What I don't like: 🙄 Do we really need another grimy detective story? 👨 I'm playing as a generic middle aged white man again, urgh.

[explaining bisexuality to a really stupid guy that is way too into the movie Blade] OK, so you know Blade’s whole deal right? Well-

i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun

I've heard this conversation a dozen times this month. Person 1: You notice how The Grinch is everywhere this year? Person 2: Yeah, there must be another movie coming out. There isn't. The last Grinch media was the NBC musical in 2020. No reason other than the oldest reason in marketing: sex sells

Merry Festive Tweet!

you there boy, what bullshit is this

me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million

I have been informed that there is not, and never has been, a Stooge named Furlong. This means that if you only count Shemp and Furlong, there is only 1 Stooge in the Three Stooges, and that's how many hour there is to my Festive Tweet! Just One!

If you only count Shemp and Furlong, then there are Two Stooges in the Three Stooges, and that's fitting because Two is also the number of hours until my Festive Tweet!

the festive tweet is coming

Only 4 hours to my festive tweet! That's the same number as there are Stooges in the Three Stooges if you count one of the extra Stooges.

Only 6 hours to my Festive Tweet!

Prominent transphobe notices trend of family members cutting ties with prominent transphobes

if you’re cold they’re cold let your demons in

That is not dead which can eternal lie, Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die

One! Only one! The same number of Charlie Chaplins as are in Charlie Chaplin! That's how many days to my Festive Tweet! Be ready!

Even the ring? No way

whenever i get an automated email

AAA video game character going to the toilet: "I'll take these stairs." "Ah, there it is, the bathroom." "Better open the door." "The door's open, nice." "Gonna pull my trousers down now." "Sitting down." "Okay, here we go." "I needed that." "Okay, time to fl

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

-2 penalty to all wife checks due to crude/makeshift wife

Rejoice! The Christmas Pig Lives Again

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

an abundance way too many #nanaomisaki #robotalchemicdrive #nanao