Stolen from Tumblr ueeheehee

This is wild: the authors find evidence for giant, macro-predatory octopuses in Late Cretaceous oceans that might max out at *62 feet long,* comfortably large enough to attack, kill and eat mosasaurs

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

23 de Abril - Dia Mundial do Livro

Move over Hemingway, "Elon Musk, please help" clocks in at a cool four words

imagine sitting on a potential challenger to the current bloc of social media platforms people are on but dislike for various reasons and going "no, no I must burn through my userbase's goodwill as fast as possible because I'm too bitter that funny trans women are more popular than AI dweebs"

this is by far the best one of these i have ever watched www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQx_...

i tried to watch a hockey game tonight but had to turn it off pretty quickly. within one minute flat they'd already broken basically every rule of basketball

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social

what if i fucking kill you

I disagree with the flak this app gets. Just don't follow people that make you cringe. Mute them. Follow the funny ones. It's like hanging out in the coloring book section of a bookstore and being like wow this place is for idiots

Battler: “NO! NO!!! This CAN'T be true!! I’ll NEVER believe in witches!!” Beatrice: “KEE HEE HEE! Foolish Ushiromiya Battleeeer!! How else could such wicked magic come to be!!” Ronove:

how does she always know. #mygo

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

MC Moon C

do you want to see the whole crew rushing from one high-stakes phaser fight to another? no. nobody wants to see that. we want to see bashir and o'brien playing darts

I've been independently sailing in and out of the strait of Hormuz with no incident for several weeks now. Sorry to hear that others have been struggling with this.

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

SO @bobvids.com spoke this idea into existence and I had to make it happen #ArlowArts

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

This is a fact

Pour one out for all the beautiful women who would have transitioned on the Northernlion Supercruise.

Golly, I can't believe I got to visit Bluesky headquarters and sample the local cuisine

Moon Ghost

THIS MECHSPLO YURI SHIT IS EASY!!!

the dua lipa of man

Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator

POV: You're a retainer

"IT'S TRUE, COOP. THE BOYS DOWN AT THE BUREAU ARE CALLING HIM 'MOON CHILD'. THEY EVEN SAY YOU HAVE THE POWER TO BE HIS FRIEND. IT'S THE BEGINNING OF A NEW AND EXCITINGLY DIFFERENT KIND OF STORY."

*going through miles and miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers* what the fuck who engraved the word hate on each nanoangstrom of these

i really wish "children are people and people are not property" was not a radical opinion but unfortunately it's the central question up for debate with much of politics

never knew this!

So once again a man started a wildly successful harassment campaign against a female celebrity who didn’t actually do anything and the internet swallowed it full throated, and the whole thing is revealed to be concocted horseshit he can’t muster anything more than “sorry that happened I guess”

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

Oh no, Disney is buying Epic.

The people yearn for women game protagonists over the age of 35

nice thing about this post going bluesky platinum is that i don't have to worry about the big man seeing it

"This world is inhabited by creatures called Moonchild! For some people, Moonchild are friends. Other use them for new and excitingly different stories."

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/