I think McDonalds has their AI voice guy taking orders now, instead of just asking if you want to use the app.

@zebpalmer.com welp

Every NHL player should wear a facemask/bubble. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

LET'S GO WILD FUCK NORM GREEN

it's only Taco Tuesday because it happened to be today when I got tacos may you all eat well and prosper

*me not realizing @jcsalterego.bsky.social got verified* *me seeing it happened 4/1/26* *me not falling for it*

Three people you don't want to get into a public beef with are Kendrick, Isaac Chotiner, and The Pope

Grimlock

@davlin.bsky.social what have you done

@cjzero.bsky.social what made that linesman dive on the faceoff dot?

NORTHEAST DIVISION IS CRAZY WORK BUT WE'RE GONNA WIN WHERE THEY PUT US

did my 18 as a mcdonald's crew trainer it changes you

@cjzero.bsky.social hartman out there checking with the ref for the no goalie interference/good goal lol

respect to Indiana for not being fully derivative but also fuck Indiana, vote Minnesota

Boise, ID to Roxboro, NC Straight run shifting out with two other guys driving, ~2500mi, just over 36 hours. We only stopped to pee and buy caffeine, back when Mountain Dew Amp came in 24oz BIG RIG cans (2006) We were young and dumb and had a spring break to pick up a friend's boat from NC

The hot new makeup trend is husky brows, people giving themselves big round dots on their foreheads instead of eyebrows. The kids are calling it going Iditarod mode.

Congratulations to Minnesota State on winning the 2026 Mason Cup!

you've heard about cracking trans eggs, now,

The way that you get another Fetterman is simply by ignoring everything right in front of your face and once you got him... he's yours once he's in power... he's empowered take seriously the character of your elected leaders

Reminder for the first annual #LoonDay

The Ohio State University is expected to close ranks and replace him with his hard-line son, further straining an already highly volatile situation in a region that has seen constant conflict over the past several decades

I propose that in october we permanently shift all clocks back by only 30 minutes & then fucking leave them there forever after. And if you think that's somehow more absurd than the DST/SDT dance, please take a deep breath and remember that clock time is fake & was invented for trains. It'll be fine

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.

the neighborhood children (including ours) are currently experiencing the canon event of using icicles as popsicles

Important update: Local news outlet in Illinois says that kid who punched the pro-ICE jerk even though he was told he would get in trouble did not face any charges but served a two-day suspension from school. www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/02/20/s...

It’s the first time the US men’s and women’s hockey teams have won gold in the same Olympics 🥇🥇

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

I feel honored and delighted every day that I get to live a "structurally vanilla" life with @joshgondelman.bsky.social. That's my kink. playboy.substack.com/p/love-can-l...

MY COLUMN(UNIST MANIFESTO): I wrote about Indiana's incredible rise, JMU and the G6, 2005 Boise State-Georgia, manifest destiny, Frank Broyles, fainting couches and the super-league consolidation forces that threaten to make college football less college football-like. www.espn.com/college-foot...

the patriots can still win if mike pence has the courage

@janeg.bsky.social @reflectivity.bsky.social BEN DREYFUSS STRIKES AGAIN

This is brilliant. I'm so grateful for this testimony. I've transcribed it to use in letters I'm writing. Sharing the full transcription here (see alt text to copy/paste it):

Axios had a story today about how hard Minnesota’s economy is being hit and how slow the recovery could be. So, I’m going to take this opportunity to say that if you want to support the Twin Cities, you should plan a visit for this summer, spend some money here, & see how amazing it is for yourself.

Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill. sahanjournal.com/education/co...

@janeg.bsky.social ya boi still tweeting insane things as an ambassador eh

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

People are avoiding healthcare, construction at a standstill. Some of this abolished ICE funding has to go to MN reparations and we deserve a hefty federal tax discount

liam and his dad are home! and someone please get rep. castro a coat!

Messages to ICE from students at Liam Conejo Ramos's elementary school. (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/o...

who’s abolishing the police now #idleg

wonder if Tom Homan is familiar with how "bags of money" work in Minnesota per the Mighty Ducks

🚨 I've obtained a list of secret watchlists the Department of Homeland Security uses to keep tabs on American citizens www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ices-secre...

back home in Minnesota MN > 🧊

I know all eyes are on Minneapolis, but there's a fast-approaching nightmare in Springfield, Ohio. Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3. Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

So initial experiments with Open AI's vibe-coding science tool Prism are going about as well as expected.