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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Wow, it's almost as if the supposedly crazy conspiracy theory that mainstream media wouldn't touch - that the Kremlin has kompromat on Donald Trump through his ties to pedophile sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein and this explains his tepid support for Ukraine - is actually true.

i hope mike sleeps like shit bc the ghosts of william borah and frank church haunt his dreams and every step he takes picks up a goat head

Hey so it turns out we could have dodged this fascist takeover if a dirtbag and his journo came forward with what they knew but they talked it over and decided meh, screw it.

life in the times of the war on women’s bodies: my obgyn is booked a year and nearly a half out. next appointment is in 2027. i got much longer acting birth control in case it gets banned altogether. ✨just a girl in america✨

Man, fuck McAfee and fuck his stupid show. What a disgrace to punters

Welcome to Bluesky: here’s a petition to primary your senator, and an Eagles jersey

fine ill do one

This is a college football post.

emo cignetti

where’s the art guy

give gus the espy

i’d like to invite new york’s rich people to each pick a town under 25k in idaho to move to your presence would at least get em high speed internet and decent roads

fun strain of online lib right now is “Zohran only got 50% in a heavily blue city.” that’s like saying “psh, Boise State only beat Oklahoma by 1, what’s the big deal?”

oh cool

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.

From the top rope

tonight we shall lib a little as a treat

🥵

okay the bigfoot voting sticker rocks

2004 me would be astounded at my lack of reaction to the passing of dick cheney but after seeing a billion videos of starvation and violent trauma and abductions his style of war crime seems quaint. he didn’t even murder a fisherman with the entire might of the us military.

getting a mammogram and having to vote on the same day feels like a new kind of invasive just for middle aged bitches

lentils: it’s what’s for dinner

the entire premise has been dead for a thousand years or more but men who want money just keep digging up that horse and beating its bones

my nemesis* has arrived to make my day inordinately difficult *a broken printer

i know a jesus loving coach who might need a new opportunity to bring the good word to a whole new set of folks it won’t be like the last one auburn i promise

ya damn right scott matlock scored a touchdown

yay dodgers that was fun

lolololol we’re cooked like a french nag

Okay Nevermind. Be wierd guys. Go full on. Ffs.

k broncos dont be weird

why be sad watching the dolphins when you could be watching coastal

ucla, do it

gave a presentation at work today and apparently one of my long term 🚬 triggers is talking over a deck bc boy i want a real smoke. the list as it sits: 1. trump being elected 2. 4 drinks 3. Business Yappin

one of the few times that a good ol’ donation made out of anger and political pettiness didn’t make me any happier at least someone might get to eat

ohtani thriving on salaryman hours while the rest of us are dying 😴

if this goes extra innings again i’m going to need the dodgers to buy america some red bull or something for tomorrow

What did people do before SNAP?” They died. Healthcare, vaccines, disability support, education & food assistance are vital to our survival. They’re why the average lifespan isn’t 35 anymore The mark of a good & decent society is whether it sees the value in helping others.

WALK OFF

how is this still going on i went to sleep in the 13th

good lord dodgers

lmfao why did you send him

world series baseball anxiety is the highest level of sports anxiety possible outside of your own kid

ohtani is fake i’m convinced