Trump can no longer shoot someone on 5th Avenue and get away with it, but I'm 99% sure Jalen Brunson could.

THE PERP IS IN THE BUILDING!

Trump getting booed lol

fuckin pussy being shown during the anthem

I will buy a new Mac if they let me install MacOS Laguna Seca

my christian: dior

never subject us to a song about apps again, apple

tack on a charge for making spencer pratt relevant on socials again

how to break a millennial mind vol 212: youtu.be/aJWsJjTq9I8

i cannot wait to see how this rolls downhill into little bobby the backup qb’s car dealer daddy suing the local public school for millions because of playing time

spencer pratt is gonna end up in cda isn’t he

the valkyries are going to give me a heart attack

lmfao

these have been the hardest lessons to absorb, and I've had to absorb them over and over again my entire life, and so has every woman I know, and so has every woman YOU know

A federal judge is considering whether to temporarily block Idaho’s new transgender bathroom ban law that will apply to private businesses. #idleg #idpol

vote for @kayleeforcongress.bsky.social

new york is this country’s cool cousin that just got a full ride college scholarship and a new truck 😩😤

kat thinks that wemby is too pointy lol

the mnba version of #️⃣dildoonthecourt

first wemby induced cackle of the finals damn right he blocked a half-court shot in his own house

i am entertained by an nba finals for the first time in years also apparently i don’t understand what traveling is anymore

mood

good luck, todd. i think the last time risch did an actual debate was 2014. 2020 was a skype q&a in the world's luckiest break for that little gnome, and i fear the todd v. jim visual is too much for jim to overcome and thus that man won't be seen home for anything less than a $15k a plate dinner.

the finding out will continue until death or listening to the science

spencer i can think of a mark who is experienced in setting up expensive, sparsely attended events who you should convince to move down there and help

how many reboots of routers and modems does it take to get to the center of my goddamn internet being out 🦉 one, two, threeeeee

i’ve watched less than a quarter of portland fire basketball and they’re that infuriatingly good kind of org i can just tell

the only thing i miss about x is being able to @ the athletic director make the banner, jd

Welp there’s no unseeing this

i never understood disco until this year and now i get it completely. 130 bpm or better is excellent ambient trauma medicine and the 70’s needed that shit.

🤔

showoff

hehehehehe gg spurs

i like how wemby is the cause of nobody being within 25 feet of the basket on offense most of the possession when hes defending

Call him Victor Hugo Wembanyama cuz he makes his opponents “miserables”!

pls long man

spurs: let's go on a 13-0 run, don't mind if we do me: don't mind if you do you: don't mind if they do

boise indian food yapping: we are blessed. taj mahal is still the 🐐 and the others aren't far off but i tried saffron today and had paneer makhani and ras malai (DID YOU KNOW THAT BABYBELS ARE BEST SERVED MARINATED IN CONDENSED MILK WITH SAFFRON AND ALMOND BECAUSE I SURE DIDNT) and its great.

wemby save us from the tyrrany of okc

hey stop that

I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃

/me turns on ac boise vs sarasota soccer to see a 0-0 tie in the rain

RT @espn: Adam Silver says the NBA will implement an AI automated system to review calls. (via @patmcafeeshow)

wild that the mnba is gonna be the one to figure out how to make ai do qa because nobody else has yet

the canyon county fair literally has a fresher lineup

art

"Crime is legal" - voidzilla

Believe them when they tell you what they are going to do. #idpol