whole lotta “time theft tuesday” posters suddenly acting like its a crime to suck shit at your job 🙄

Rob Reiner :(

Grandpa I never met died last night. I think that makes all of them dead atp

I hope callista gingrich sees this and dms me

when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor

@rawhidekobe.bsky.social in the New York Times

Trying to find a recipe for green soup

What is clear is that China’s historic export surge is exerting pressure around the world and that in turn has to be connected back to the both the economics and politics of investment.

Been three months

even angrier now

Missing dad again tonight

testing new brushes hehe #art

I should download hinge again fuck it!!

Zohran’s win is also a repudiation of fucking AI slop shit

God I haven’t felt this hopeful I. Years fuck man yes YES!!!

How can you say voting doesn’t change anything when I start without a sticker, I vote, now I have a sticker.

Guy banned from karaoke for singing “Werewolves of London” seventeen times in a row

Pooping is goated when needing to shit is the vibe

The Monster Mash is a perfect song when you get right down to it

I do think chatGPT is making at least two generations mentally ill and I don’t say that lightly

Dolly Partition

Honestly a baguette and a block of cheese will take you far in this life

it’s wild watching all of these ‘2023 the greatest jobs market in US history’ people finally seeing the charts that show the 2023 tech bloodbath as almost dot com bubble level bad and doing the ol Gil collar pull. I trust their ability to wriggle out of it though 😊

anyway read Family Values by Melinda Cooper to learn how the US replaced any semblance of a social safety net with a tacit mandate to marry and breed in the Clinton 90s and has only gotten more fascist since

I wanna do karaoke :(

I don’t have any ideas for Halloween and I am over budget for the month as is :(

I really don’t think Trump demolishing the White House is the most pressing horrible thing he’s doing to this country beyond the visual symbolism it represents. Are you mad that he’s demolishing a symbol, or that he’s doing that while he’s cutting assistance programs for the poorest in this country

That’s 42 million people btw

My ears hear dodgers won :)

Made chicken noodle soup last night if anyone even cares

Wow. This is what it’s like being a dodgers fan with all of you online. Shameful

“You’ll never guess who I ran into” but you’re still going to make me guess, aren’t you?

Her: yeah I have a grandfather clock me: that’s cool so does that mean you’re like part robot or how does that work?

I miss him

Adamn Halloween Party

Mosquitos in December would be a great band name

Yet another holiday season where I’m not seeing anyone, with the added benefit of having a dad dead that I’m just going to be thinking about the whole time. Love life /s

I hate working with meat so I got a rotisserie chicken. Need to either go vegetarian again or grow up

Planning on doing chicken noodle soup tomorrow night after seeing Bugonia and Shelby Oaks. Excited

Transphobes spend more time talking and thinking about trans bodies than literal trans people it’s insane.

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me: getting late, I'll head bedward before long Edward Furlong: *peering out of bedroom* huh? me: oh sorry, I'm just ready for bed Ed Begley Jr: *peering out of other bedroom* did you say Begley for Ed me: as a second punchline, that isn't any better Eddie Vedder: *falling through ceiling*

it's funny to see things like this every day, reflexively ask yourself "where is the limit," remember that "there are no limits" but then have your inner institutionalist say "but imagine if one day we do reach a limit lol"

when you reach the 2nd boss in a final fantasy: BARRETT: look out cloud, thats the evil benis! CLOUD: what? BARRETT: watch out for its poison claw! ATTACK MAGIC ITEM

Dude, are you dissing me? My dad is gonna drone strike you SO BAD.

Drawing vs reference

Everything is performative and no one is serious

nothing more uncomfortable and gauche than self-promotion but I would like to encourage folks who might be so inclined to subscribe to my patreon. free is an option! but paid would be really, really great. I mean, if you want to, no pressure.

Would be cool if I could afford to go to the doctor because I’m really worried about my health lately

Downtown is increasingly annoyinb