Shall I compare thee to a summer’s Supreme Court decision day?

last night was a pausa de hidratación

Been watching Suits. Now *that* is real television

God the air in LA is such fucking dick and like they’re just letting the factory continue to burn? Feel like I’m being poisoned anytime I’m outside

The new security measures at citywalk/universal studios is so fucking annoying. Like I just want to get drunk at margaritaville and see a movie this is so fucking excessive and it looks UGLY AS SHIT

Timothee Chalamet did a Kalshi ad and I’ve never seen fans turn on someone so hard after celebrating his Knicks reactions like 12 hours ago. My Gen Z brother texted me that Chalamet is losing his respect. People are rightfully pissed about prediction markets

Sometimes the speakers on the bus feel like intentional violence against me. Just loud as fuck for no reason

Dad’s probate stuff is slowly moving forward. Still no idea what I’m doing or if I’ll see anything at the end of it

New: Flock exposed the license plate cops were searching for in its system and the reason for doing so. The URLs of these lookups were then cached in search engines like DuckDuckGo and Bing, meaning anyone could see them www.404media.co/flock-leaked...

Nothing like a piping hot bowl of spaghetti on a hot day! #spaghettinight

It’s my birthday

Really liked Obsession

It’s my birthday

Please remember to bring this shit up anytime some dumbass tells you how democrats are the party of the KKK as if history stopped in 1890.

Obama and other liberals keep saying that they want a "strong GOP". Well, this is what it looks like: a brazen and gleeful rejection of Black people having anything worth respecting or defending and alignment with an openly white nationalist agenda that holds nonwhiteness in contempt.

www.macrumors.com/2026/05/07/a... this is why I've been skeptical of the "we can bully anyone using them" theory of pushback on smart glasses/wearables, this stuff is coming and you can't just sock everyone wearing airpods in the face

Got dinner with my mom after going to the ren faire and it was very “I’m getting old and I love so far” vibes. Just bleak

Lord help me one day I will be free of dealing with probate and everyone around me will stop DYING

I think the train I’m on hit someone

The renaissance faire is the one place in America where being bald isn’t just accepted, but encouraged

The probate case keeps getting drawn out, have to pay for a bond and that requires me signing a lawyer to the case. Still taking donations, any RT is appreciated. I know the economy is fucked rn

I think you see so many politically moderate would be Trump assassins because Trump's assault on norms has been more jarring for people who had more faith in the American way.

guy who makes up his own idioms: dude you are missing the penis for the balls

Oomf keeps posting for thirst traps, I don’t care. I’ll still drink that garbage

support for music memos being phased out by apple is maybe one of the worst things to ever happen

My lawyer keeps sending invoices and I’m like it’s nice to dream

Movies don't have to be realistic, in fact I don't really think they even have to try to be realistic. Unless the subject matter is one of my interests, in which case I expect the film to demonstrate a PhD level of comprehension of the topic at hand or I'll hold a grudge.

Q

having the opportunity to feign surprise and drop this line would give me a kind of high no drug could reproduce

Well behaved centrists rarely make history

It’s honestly so dope how my headache goes away the second I get off work lol

Wookie up with the worst headache

Wookie Up Dead Man

Centrists are killing people and we don’t know why

god I love movies and hate when anyone talks to me

The probate case keeps getting drawn out, have to pay for a bond and that requires me signing a lawyer to the case. Still taking donations, any RT is appreciated. I know the economy is fucked rn

Snuck into a screening of the Michael movie and boy is that thing a fucking mess. Comparing it to Bohemian Rhapsody is being too generous.

Why does every app log you out even when you tell it to keep you logged in

Guy trying to remember a history fact he saw on YouTube reels at 3 am: did you know that you live closer to the creation of the iPhone than the construction of the pyramids?

sorry i can’t be her

Customer: excuse me? How do I get to the bar? Me: It’s a rooftop bar, you just take the elevator. Customer: and what floor is it? Me:… the roof?

Guy trying to remember a history fact he saw on YouTube reels at 3 am: did you know that you live closer to the creation of the iPhone than the construction of the pyramids?

Lowkirkenuinely can’t stop saying lowkirkenuinely

Recreating NYPD playing candy crush at subway stations through first principles

if you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to clean; get this man a mop and bucket

Pooping lowkirkenuinely feels pretty great

have to talk to a judge tomorrow to verify I’m who I say I am and I’m lowkirkenuinely nervous