sorry i can’t be her

Customer: excuse me? How do I get to the bar? Me: It’s a rooftop bar, you just take the elevator. Customer: and what floor is it? Me:… the roof?

Guy trying to remember a history fact he saw on YouTube reels at 3 am: did you know that you live closer to the creation of the iPhone than the construction of the pyramids?

Lowkirkenuinely can’t stop saying lowkirkenuinely

Recreating NYPD playing candy crush at subway stations through first principles

if you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to clean; get this man a mop and bucket

Pooping lowkirkenuinely feels pretty great

have to talk to a judge tomorrow to verify I’m who I say I am and I’m lowkirkenuinely nervous

The world is now run by Art of War people. And of course havent read the Art of War and that's too bad because they're Sun Tzus target audience

The Liquid Glass update for iOS is such ass

The petition for probate was filed, currently have a hearing for the 25th and need to publish an obituary along with some other documents the lawyer says need to be filed before then. Currently have $40 in my bank account. I realize the world feels like it’s ending but anything helps

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

The petition for probate was filed, currently have a hearing for the 25th and need to publish an obituary along with some other documents the lawyer says need to be filed before then. Currently have $40 in my bank account. I realize the world feels like it’s ending but anything helps

it got even crazier

Everything feels bad. Horrible, even

america is all about starving cuba and killing 1 million arabs annually and giving 10 trillion dollars to israel and if you complain about that you’ll be put in a concentration camp

Sorry to keep posting this have a court deadline I need to make progress on in the next week any donation/repost truly helps

Always sucks when a long time mutual deletes their socials without saying goodbye

Increasingly feel a great inescapable anxiety hanging over me

God it’s impossible to get hours at work lately

They’re not even trying to deport anyone anymore

Happy Superb Owl day :3

Sorry to keep posting this have a court deadline I need to make progress on in the next week any donation/repost truly helps

“If there were not a Bill Maher, we’d have to invent one.”

Embarrassed to still be posting about this but the legal fees have gone beyond what I thought they would be. The GFM is still up if anyone would be able to contribute I’d be so grateful, I also have Venmo and Cashapp I’ll post in the comments.

You miss 99% of the shots you don’t make

sorry to ask #ma again, was holding off cause I know it's a bad time, but we're in a jam and owed money is still not in, so need to ask because it's the 1st again sunday. legit behind about $2k but whatever anyone can or wants to contribute or just reshare is appreciated. 💕💸 vm: hypercubexl pp:

Going to start referring to people that are deep MAGA as being lost to the chud mind virus

JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny

i think people should consider the extent to which bannon, a known bullshit artist, knows that you will see this and panic. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Love when my wife uses Siri to send a text

Do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?

Venmo: @ThisIsSavacool Cashapp: $Firagawalkwthme

Sam Altman abolishes himself

made a lil fundraiser announcement video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI4S...

“He’d love to have you for dinner”

The main lesson I’ve learned is that you should make a will

Embarrassed to still be posting about this but the legal fees have gone beyond what I thought they would be. The GFM is still up if anyone would be able to contribute I’d be so grateful, I also have Venmo and Cashapp I’ll post in the comments.

Anyone know any probate lawyers in the LA area

I see both sides like Chanel

Excited for Bovino and his new office.

Kristi Noem is getting sidelined and maybe shitcanned and Bovino is getting demoted and sent out to pasture. I wonder how JD’s feeling right now after being made the face of all this.

Live shot of Greg Bovino leaving Minneapolis

The annoying part of depression and grief is that one day you wake up and realize years have passed feeling guilty while you think “why the hell was I like that”

Reminder: - Nothing being reported on ICE withdrawing - By govt’s own admission, 2,000 ICE invaders here, a still-astounding number - Unclear how many CPB agents will be removed - Tom Homan, the new Bovino, was the force behind ICE’s family separation policy, a bribe-taker, and a monster

David Lynch might turn out to be the first populist surrealist—a Frank Capra of dream logic. (1986)