oh hello it is 82° in los angeles on december 10th i give The Planet™️ three more months tops 🙂

Mouse wants to celebrate Hanukkah.

At the Safer Streets Community Meeting 🌟BPD already enforcing parking too close too crosswalks. 🌟 city looking at better no parking signage and curb markings. ACHD announced: 🌟North end street speed limits going to be all dropped to 20 mph. 🌟Flags at crossings at Harrison.

ACAB but damn, I do enjoy watching the bike cops pulling over the speeders on my street. People drive like maniacs.

I’m going to pay off my student loans and then be INSUFFERABLE about how I paid mine and no one should have to pay interest or EDUCATION SHOULD BE FREE.

Mouse tipped over a chair to lay underneath and lift part of it up for his "muscles." Why does a 5 year old need to lift for muscles? "Im going to fight dad tomorrow to see who is the judge of the family."

We're half a decade into studies finding that improving airflow in classrooms will reduce disease transmission enormously, and that bleaching surfaces etc. does very little. And yet nothing changes. Waves of flu and colds wash over schools, and the schools pretend it's an act of God.

Hard to take them seriously when they claim to be “pro-life.” They aren’t. They are anti-expertise.

MAGA!

Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.

"My buddy Steve, who doesn't wash his ass and calls women 'females,' whose last steady job was cleaning the 7-Eleven hot dog machine and he got fired, can't get laid. Here's 4,000 words about why that's the fault of Susan, a constitutional lawyer/supermodel who rescues puppies in her spare time."

A reader comments "So the elimination of 30 million girls is now a sad story about how men are lonely?"

Feminists are supposed to be the man-haters, but here's a guy who equates masculinity with murder.

@themountaingoats.bsky.social played broom people, which is one of my favorites of the sunset tree (favorite album). The song feels like galloping. DOWN IN YOUR ARMS, I AM A WILD CREATURE.

The youth dance like they are in peanuts. I love it.

MY PRESIDENT ASTRONAUT MIKE KELLY.

El is about four inches taller than most of his yball league and he’s been practicing shooting a lot and he killed it this game. I’m proud of him. We’re working a lot on what it means to be a good leader. Not just listening but encouraging friends to listen.

Going to to see the @themountaingoats.bsky.social tonight. Sixth time. And it’s my birthday. It’s gonna be a good 42.

The new Idaho courts e file SUUUUUUUUCKS

say what you will about bo burnham but there’s some tracks from inside that still slap like all eyes on me “you say the ocean’s rising like i give a shit you say the whole world’s ending honey it already did” goes as hard as it did over four years ago

I DO CARE ABOUT YOUR SPOTIFY WRAPS AND OTHER END OF YEAR SUMMARIES OF THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY.

Y'all, Im gonna have to add some language to my retainer agreement that says "if you go to the insurance company in person to try and 'help the process,' STRAIGHT TO JAIL.

Boise: we have an office available in our building. 10*11, conference room, internet, printers/office supplies, fancy coffee, reception area (staffed 50% of the time). 10th and Fort.

Went and saw Zootopia 2 on iMax. ACAB, even bunny cops, but it’s so cute.

Trying to add some art to the office and all these online shops just use what’s in the public domain and charge a ton of money for it and that is ridiculous

My friends daughters face when we explained the “all ages” dance nights at Bogies 🤮 was absolutely hilarious.

Celebrated a friends birthday today. We’ve been friends since 1997. It’s amazing that connection where we can pick right back up.

I was absolutely fighting for my life in Pilates today.

This is a really big story that should not be missed. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Bought a new robot vacuum for the office and I am SO EXCITED

Perfectly normal stuff, this.

PRESIDENT ASTRONAUT MIKE KELLY

Re: Kelly They're about to give a man who would be an unbeatable presidential nominee a huge moral platform and I don't think they've thought this through.

“THERE WAS A LEAF TORNADO AND IT ALMOST GAVE ME A LITTLE TWIST.” - Ollie, 5 1/2

MAYBE MEN CAN FIX THEMSELVES

The bill last numbered H.R. 9495 would empower the Treasury Secretary to designate any nonprofit the Secretary wishes to kill a “terrorist supporting organization” and revoke the tax-exempt status on which it depends for survival. Unconstitutional but lethal in the harm it would do while in force.

Trying to figure out the deal with Bluffside Provisions. Are they maga? They are closed on sundays. Owner is retired LEO from CA.

If I wanted to speed run a dystopian dark age, I would: - close public libraries - enshittify the internet to the point of unusability - end childhood vaccinations - reserve healthcare for the rich - cut humanities programs at universities - pour the nation's wealth into AI companies ODDLY ENOUGH

Welcome to Idaho, may I interest you in the highest debt to income ratio in the continental US?

I randomly applied to a personal injury firm because I needed a job. They hired me. Turns out I love it and am quite good at it.

Got my annual mammogram today. As I was leaving the office, it basically became a very loud game of telephone on why I was leaving. HEY EVERYONE, JANES GONNA GO GIVE EM THE OL RAZZLE DAZZLE.

OMG Idaho Trust Bank misplaced *A LOT OF MONEY* worth of checks I deposited. Then the response was some lady explaining to me how deposits work. Turns out, they never processed the checks and filed them away somewhere? Still not sure what happened.

Taught El about Dennis Rodman tonight.

Is this the same Bryan Hayhurst, NAZI and dangerous sex offender, who acted as security for #idgop #idleg Senator Tammy Nichols while counter protesting an abortion rights rally in Boise? #idpol idahonews.com/news/local/a...

Damn, boise has some arson and murder and the mug shot list today.

Interviews and records show the White House intervened on behalf of accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate during a federal investigation. The incident is the latest in a string of matters where the Trump administration has inserted itself to help friends and target foes.

It kills me that Rudy takes his teddy bear toy to bed with him every night.

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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk? But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession. But that's just me