Took a golf lesson tonight. WHO AM I. I’m a bitch who can hit a pitching wedge 85 mph.

Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.

Holy shit this shreds. Reminiscent of Saves the Day open.spotify.com/track/21ACVH...

To avoid the crate at night, Rudy is now putting himself to bed in his apartment. His apartment is underneath my bed.

The production of Bad Bunny's show is absolutely wild. Impeccable.

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

Spike quailies woodpecker

Spike quailies woodpecker

This is a very bad take.

People are mad at @samuelmoyn.bsky.social but this is a good piece from him and @ryandoerfler.bsky.social on need to accept that SCOTUS has become functionally illegitimate. Key point is legitimacy does require the public to think the court operates in good faith: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

At the shrine and I straight up made eye contact with Ollie’s preschool teacher and I think we both died a little inside

Opposing counsel wanted the judge to set a two week deadline for me to review some docs, judge gave me 30 days. that was two weeks ago and I still don't have the documents that WERE SO IMPORTANT TO BE REVIEWED SO FAST.

Everything sucks but im thankful i can take a little family trip to San Diego soon and go on the early morning panda walk at the zoo.

Somebody could make a killing churning out AI slop narrated videos about boomer parents dunking on their adult kids for going no contact

The newest Idaho anti trans bill scares me. It gives the attorney general SWEEPING powers to investigate allegations, fine up to 100k, provides civil relief with 50k minimum verdict. legislature.idaho.gov/wp-content/u...

It’s amazing to me that a regular thing happening these days with pathetic guys who can’t get laid is for them to alert the media about it.

This is the golden era to just be a normal dude because dweebs and twerps are exposing themselves at an alarming rate. We have never seen or heard from this many dweebs and twerps at any point in history before this. The dweebs and twerps are here and they're curing droughts with their tears.

Judge Reyes’s conclusion: “There is an old adage among lawyers. If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither, pound the table. … Having neither and bringing the adage into the 21st century, [Noem] pounds X (f/k/a Twitter).”

Changing banks and my old bank had a DISMAL rate (0.1%) on IOLTA, which goes to fund volunteer lawyers. New bank offers 2.6%. IOLTA accounts go to fund Access to Justice programs. pay attention to what your money does.

Telling the kids hippos are super deadly. Mouse yells LET THE JUICE LOOSE about hippos at the zoo.

The yellow highlighter document seems to be back online at the DOJ Epstein library: www.justice.gov/epstein/file... #calendargirl #maralago #doj #epstein #files

A thread of ICE and CBP sex offenders and credibly accused sex pasts. Content-warning descriptions of abuse Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.

Hell yes

Mouse: “everyone has their own biome.” What’s yours? “Fire city”

who’s abolishing the police now #idleg

BOISE: Around 1,000 people attended the ICE OUT event in solidarity with Minnesota and those impacted by ICE at the Idaho State Capitol A 🧵 of photos

I don't know whether it is the #1 Catherine O'Hara accomplishment but the fact that she invented a manner of speaking that no other person in human history has ever attempted for Schitts Creek and made it seem realistic that her character would talk that way felt like a comedy miracle to me

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

My money is still on Trump Friday Night Massacring the Postmaster General until USPS would stop delivering and accepting mail ballots, making free and fair elections in most of the western states near impossible. Yes, there are various contingencies, but it will still be pure logistical chaos

using federal resources to illegally seize the goods of another country and then diverting the proceeds to accounts only the president can control is the kind of thing the framers would’ve seen these men hanged for

Lot of sirens out tonight

There was an older Dodge caravan with a cleaning company logo on it and three women stuck on the road up the hill from my house. They were halfway in the lane and it’s just not a safe spot to be with the turn.

The name of the guy who owns this Incel Camino is Charles Stevenson (Kuna, ID), mortgage loan officer NMLS # 694775 www.fairway.com/lo/charles-s... www.facebook.com/share/v/17pw...

Bedtime songs open.spotify.com/track/4nZ4ay...

never forget darnold was in the greatest graphic in soorts history

And speaking of the boys, el is eating us out of house and home rn. He demolished the fruit bowl today, and pizzas, and frenchtoasts.

Chris is looking at houses in Canada and I just can't fathom leaving, but also am very concerned about what this place is gonna become for my boys.

Mouse is in HUGE Octonauts mode these days and I am LOVING it.

Incredibly sad today and the only thing soothing me today is watching letterkenny and listening to John Vanderslice’s Emerald City.

For some reason, attorneys having Facebook posts with MLK Jr. quotes on them kind of bothers me.

Air Force One turned around because Trump's sundowning and he couldn't face 20 EU leaders in a room not clapping for him and instead possibly jeering he pussied out the electrical failure was the short in his left hemisphere

INBOX: Air Force One (tail number 29000), which was carrying President Trump from Washington, D.C. to Davos, Switzerland, appears to be turning back. (h/t @PollTracker2024/X) globe.adsbexchange.com?icao=adfdf9

Also north end pizza has horrible fucking acoustics inside.

Trial was cancelled today bc the other lawyer was sick. Or he knew I was gonna buck on him and he was scared.

I bought stupid bootleg printer toner on Amazon and it completely ruined my printer. Toner dust everywhere. I’m a cautionary tale.

My dad’s getting a cardiac ablation today. I just realized I’ve been completely burying my self in work to avoid thinking about it’s

A friend just shared with me that one of my bus benches is in front of a pornography store

El has strep. I totally blamed the inversion for his sore throat.

I’m howling.