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MTG resigned because she wants to explore exciting new real estate opportunities in Mordor.

Regarding my last repost, NO ONE OWES YOU AN EXPLANATION AS TO WHY THEY AREN'T DRINKING. Pressuring people into drinking is shitty behavior and if you find yourself uncomfortable with sober folks, that's a sign you need to look inward and interrogate that discomfort.

Cowboy pounds you rough and teaches you a hard lesson Full 12min video ⬇️

Mornin' #fcf

The gay dilemma: do I want to own this shirt? Or do I want to BE this shirt?

Mood after scrolling through FCF posts 🍑🥹😛

Who ever said brunettes can’t celebrate #fcf outdoors when it’s cold?

Don’t forget to wash your bits☝️#fcf

There's a reason I have neither of these things.

so true bestie

Rated D

Happy Trans Day of Remembrance. I'm glad you're here.

I need @luisloganxxx.bsky.social inside me again 🥵🥵

So horny lately 🦭🖤 I think its the weather or something 👀🛸☄️

Am I finally officially an Angelino if I'm flaking on a sex party because the venue is in the valley and it'll take me an hour to get there in the rain? But also I need an alternative because the rain horn is REAL tonight.

a good day online 👍🏻

Rare sighting of me not in gym clothes (or no clothes 😅)

what's a boy gotta do to get someone to slip these off of me?

This is really weighing me down this morning... So heavy.

This is art, if I do say so myself 💦 #ThirstyThursday #cum

My curse is sarcasm. They simply don't believe that I'm hiding a third leg.

My curse is sarcasm. They simply don't believe that I'm hiding a third leg.

whimsy is a dangerous thing for a hung guy like me to have

My snake plant is getting tall 🪴

Wednesday in Vancouver. Trying to decide if I want pizza, sushi or 🍆💦, 🤔

need someone to pound me desperately 🥵 🔄 repost to volunteer 😌

stg it's always the Reagan appointees that manage to make references in federal court queeny enough to make Nathan Lane as Albert Goldman in THE BIRDCAGE (1996) suggest the jurist in question try to butch it up a little in public

Where I’m at

Bought the sluttiest little kilt at the Renaissance Festival 😜

Which flavor of farmer alex you goin for first? Big country dick or the secretly a whimpering bottom? 👨🏼‍🌾 🫦

"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'" bro what-- what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?

Will you submit to your King? 👑 Greek God vid dropping on OF ⬇️

They're saying he bakes/has a fat dick.

3 gay guys in their late 30s listening to the new Robyn

Here’s a version of the GayComicGeek costume that I have not worn in a while!

One year anniversary of sharing my naughty collection with the world. Thank you for the love and support 🫶🏻 #gay #hairy #otter

They're saying he bakes/has a fat dick.

this would have been a month-long scandal in 2011

learning the exact number "a dishwasher uses max 4g/load" has just completely made me feel good about dishwasher, shower heads are 1.8 to 2gpm and I wouldn't for a second think about running the shower for two minutes as wasteful

We're finally boarding and I'm trying to figure out which Grindr torso matches which well-heeled homosexual gentleman in my flight.

Hungry or bored: the airport story

Airport selfie! Thanks DC I'll be back soon!

It's jockstrap under longjohns weather.

Hotel reminder

I may be a good Christian girl, but I also have to promote an OF... So #fcf

It's jockstrap under longjohns weather.

Conference Daddy.