Me: deep, dark and foreboding Soundtrack: Joe Hisaishi’s Princess Mononoke Also me: girls just wanna have fuh-un oowhoa girls they wanna haaave fuh-uuun

Waking up out of the collective dream of culture war to behold the nightmare of classism. Gm! ☀️

@kxdyn.bsky.social lore is what happens when you try to be gay and good at driving, maths, your parental relationships and keep a full time job all at the same time

Trust me guys, this really does work

The liberal left needs a new set of scales to measure justice with and the collecting of virtuous stances must be ridiculed when met with ideological inaction. What good is a smart leader who just guffaws at the opposition daring to undermine our public institutions?

We really need to stop trying to monetise trauma and get our priorities in order

Drag Race spoiled, I did so well dodging the details up until the end 🥹

Duck Lips vs. Dick Lips

If my posting stirs something in you, might I suggest a mirror? You can still see yourself in one, but they don’t talk back (usually)

Neurodivergent people love to get trapped into “fairness” equations in their minds when it comes to varying forms of relationships and easily give into all or nothing types of thinking which causes us to lose sight of a larger perspective which is ultimately damaging to our relationships.

Alert the press there’s been a scandal!!! (Housemate’s been eating my cheese right from under my nose!!!)

My power, my pleasure, my PAIN BABAAAY

Poster’s madness includes crashing out over a website crashing out

Forbidden Fruit

Welcome to Woolworth’s, where the customer is always in the way

Accepted 🥴

Munching and scratching in the snow - typical winter #wombat pastimes in the mountains. #WombatWednesday #fieldwork #Tasmania #MammalWatching #WildOz #wombats

block+ mute++ making them unfollow+++

Look at this vibrant boi who popped into the garden. No boosting of saturation, that's how startlingly orange it was.

I’m not stressed *applies for a year of school* nope this is totally doable, not going to burnout at all *already burnt out* *laughs manically* yeah it’ll be fine

Funny because the things that I had to do didn’t work anyway and I had to wake up early to call Canada to get it sorted 🥱😴 the folks on the phone were THRILLED to be talking to me, in the future, from the past 😂

I know it’s a stereotype that millennials hate taking calls and prefer texting but I am not one of them, like my hands hurt and the screen has bright lights too, could we just talk on the phone instead? 🥺

My brain keeps shutting down when I have a few simple but important things to do which is not very helpful!

Can you smell this pic? 🪷🌸

shoutout to everyone still using alt text on their images. it’s good for accessibility, it’s good for muted words and search, and it’s even good to help me understand your esoteric references

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

I twitched (slang to chase a rare bird) and drove a couple hours and waited 3 hours for a rare western bird Virginia Warbler. 🪶

He’s a bitch with some expectations

“Generated by AI!” Why tho 😭

I feel I have AgeduDHD 😮‍💨

Housemate: I’m leaving for work just before you get home from work so I’ll leave the heat on for you Also my housemate: closes my bedroom door and leaves his open 🥶😂

This would’ve gone so hard as a Blockbuster

Churchgoers on Sunday morning to the 17-year-old drive-thru cashier: “I said a LARGE soda, you stupid BITCH” Same churchgoers an hour before that:

My running club did a trail run from a member’s home in Acton up the access road into the Angeles National Forest, and spring is still going strong

Gm ☀️

Damn these AirPods Pro really suck at noise cancelling huh

Thinking about how Spice World turns 30 next year and how 13 Going On 30 is called Suddenly 30 in Australia

Neurotypical people love to say that they’re “overstimulated” when they’re simply tired, meanwhile us goofy guys and gals are raw dogging an assault on all 5 senses in perpetuity being forced to pretend everything’s fine lest we get labelled as weak, fragile and worse… incapable

My brain chemicals are giving me absolutely NOTHIIING today

I’m sorry but this is HILARIOUS when it happens to a debate pervert who assumes America is the only place on earth 😂

“I love eating it, I don’t love shitting it out” - Simone Giertz on Sichuan Peppercorn

There’s like a 99% chance that the people on the internet that are mad at you are projecting from the centre of their universe and it’s super hot to consider that before replying to them

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

Just another grumpy top

Goodbye infernal solar radiation, until next time 🌬️

Can you guys also tell when someone spends a lot of time on instagram by the way they post on bluesky? I used to think “like wow who are you following on here to come up with this type of critique” until I realised they’re consuming slop and using bluesky as their toilet

The Liberal prime minister of Canada reminds me of the former Conservative prime minister of Canada, Stephen Harper, and I can’t shake it

Botanically speaking they’re “abortion grapes”

Had to call my mom to see what my stripper name would be and she told me I can’t participate because her and my dad are really proud of me and salad dressing still gives me terrible acid reflux I’m no quitter though so Nexium Moved Across the Planet and Abandoned Our Family it is!!!

I’ve always been deeply moved by this painting by Bouguereau. His ability to so perfectly depict what it’s like to post online is stunning especially when you consider he did it in 1862.