It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.

I’m the cheese grater of social interactions

Headphones in, walking, observed a stupid thing a person was doing, I thought to myself “wow you are so fucking selfish” only to realise I was VERBALISING 😭

And in the spring, I shed my skin and it blows away with the changing wind the waters turn from blue to red as towards the sky, I offer it

Now I am become life, enjoyer of worlds

One of the gifts/curses of being AuDHD for me is I can talk about anything and have no troubles being vulnerable. Combine that with a very dysfunctional filter and I freak people out, especially if they’re emotionally closed.

It is amazing how we live in a world where any one of us could pull this tiny super computer out of our pocket and make a phone call to anywhere in the world for free, just to tell someone we love them, with just a few swipes and taps of our fingers but we don’t

I began to let the grief break me apart, not because I was giving up, but giving into what it was exposing in me, where the pain of attachment lay within me

I can feel the edges of the mask that covers over my ability to discern between the thoughts from within and the echoes of others and baby that feels so fucking good

Better to be seen as a hater than a spineless sycophant

“Let people enjoy things” said the biggest gatekeeper you’ve ever met

Fridays on this app be like

The idea that you need to buy shit to experience or “get into it” is so silly like kids do not need Pokémon cards to get into Pokémon, they need a pencil, an eraser and some paper

Happy Will came back to hang out in the chat 🥰

Stop putting your butts and nuts on Pokémon and just dm me a dickpic like a normal person.

Up before 6am on a Saturday morning? Couldn’t be me! Oh wait yes, yes, you are correct, it’s definitely me

Rave bae

When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

Kissing in the French way oh la la la

“God really does hate fags,” - me to me when I’m asked to do my job

What’s the point of being able to articulate how my disability affects me when the normies just say, “oh yeah that’s just like me!” and dismiss the notion that it’s not in fact just like you and no you aren’t experiencing what I’m experiencing you jackass omg

What if the gooners just have social anxiety

I don‘t trust people who say they’re dumb online

The internet made me so dumb 😭

I know I’m peak masking when all the normies start liking my posts 😭

It’s my birthday, treat me nice

Made it through the grocery store without making eye contact with anyone 😮‍💨

It’s never a loss to lose a follower who only followed you simply because they thought you were attractive

Hey reply guys, how many times do you reply to someone’s posts without their acknowledgement before you blacklist them? Is that even a thing. Inquiring minds need to know!

On my lunch break and saw a beefy gardener and checked grindr to see if he was, you know, and there he was on the grid. Checked his profile and it said “would only bottom for Chris Meloni” lmaoooo yes

I just think that auctioning off homes should be illegal

Saw a woman wearing a hoodie that said “homosexuality is gay” this morning and I’m still not sure how to feel about it

some of you didn’t read the fine print when you decided to follow me

My feed right now

Not more Pokémon themed nude-post-prompts 😭😭😭

Wow my feed is literally just memes about shen yun rn

It’s that time of year again where I walk around very confused why people are putting up christmas decorations in the summer lol

Going to the dentist is soooo relaxing

I love watching the hot air balloons at sunrise ☀️

Throwback for #humpday please enjoy

Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.

I don’t know if this is my best but I’ll let you guys decide

Up early club 🥱

Good morning! Had a dream that <insert bluesky crush here> fell asleep cuddling with me while I was spooning him 🤩

Did a very wet, very dark, very cold run. Please clap!

I try to tell myself that variety is the spice of life but then I remember I don’t like spices

Everyday I feel like I’m making my way deeper into a valley and along the way I’m turning over stones, so many stones, looking for something I’ve lost and all I keep finding is me