Best mate growing up reached out this morning to let me know his dad passed away. I called him and we caught up a bit, so sad not being able to hug him and squeeze him tight. This is one of the hardest parts of moving to another country. Hold your loved ones whenever you get the chance 🫂❤️

Earnest posting on main and cock posting on alt, call that gay

I’ve been in therapy for over a decade trying to work through the shame I have surrounding my sexuality and lately I’m actually starting to feel quite happy about being a gay man 😊

what a time to be alive

Very chill

ALERT! 🚨 the post prompt hive-mind has been activated, I repeat, the post prompt hive-mind has been activated!

Be gay, do gay, have gay

Gosh there is nothing cooler than seeing your friends succeed and do amazing things.

I think I’m going to have to mute the word “first” for a couple days, I’m drowning in originality over here! 😂

shockingly, to my haters, I made it to another year

In 2026, I want one thing – a kidney donated from a living donor for my partner. I've lost sleep over whether I should post this – it's a massive ask. Sometimes I wonder if it's asking too much? But the reality is that I'm unable to donate my kidney, and he has zero family who are in the position

We’re not out of the year of the snake yet, us snakes must remain vigilant and humble, horses get ready, your year is approaching and it is going to be fire

2026 is going to be a year of challenges and discomfort as I continue to grow into the man I want to be 😊

Nikon AF210 | San Juan Island, WA | Kodak Ektar 100 

#photography

And then accidentally hitting the world wide web button and then madly pressing the end button as fast as you could to stop it from loading so you wouldn’t get dinged with a $20 ‘accessing the internet charge’ 😂

Chatted to some Boston gays last night who were explaining to me how badly they’re trying to immigrate to Australia and I just hope they’re having a great day and that they’re successful!

Two Aussie gays came up to me tonight to chat and they clocked my accent and immediately said Canadian (which is funny because I always get asked if I’m American) and they followed up with, “we watched Heated Rivalry” 😂

That’s right bitches it’s 2026 you’re in the future now

Happy New Year from down under boys!!!

Proud wokehole reporting for duty 🫡

AI generated imagery is always a bummer to see on the timeline, in every way, shape and form, it just kills the whole vibe

Fuck off 2025 we’re so done

Well it sure cooled down today!

Wood morning! 😋

I hate when plans/perceived plans change last minute god damn autism 🤯

Is there a meme of someone pointing a gun to their own brain?

I haven't had a coherent human emotion since like 2015

You know you don’t have to justify posting a selfie here by letting us know instagram liked it, in fact that’s actually frowned upon

Just saw the term “crossposting” for the first time in years 🥴

Goofy guys are so hot, yeeeeah twist my nipples and make laugh baby

Chappel Roan learning that Saskatchewan is the flattest province in Canada: OMG you guys I had no ideaaa

Making peace with my fat and sweaty bulge today 🙂‍↕️

1. Need to be working in a speedo today 🥵 2. Need an assistant to constantly rub sunblock all over my body 🧴

POV: I’m your gardener and I need to cool off 💦

gm

I kinda love that 3” inseams are heteronormative in Australia

GM ☀️

Please retire from posting NGL screenshots in 2026

PSA:

Open the app and the first thing at the top of my feed is some AI video of santa fucking dudes I hate it here

Norwegian Christmas Tree Dressed for the Boxing Day Party, drawing by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1934.

Something grew three sizes that day

They’re starting to open

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to spread misinformation online

Ho ho ho

Merry Christmas from Australia!

Despite everything (including a medical certificate from an ER doctor), I’m at work because we don’t have anyone to cover for me and my boss just told me not to go home at lunch because it’s bad for the business.

Doctor was like, “well bud, you’ve got one hell of a sinus infection!” no seriously my teeth feel like they’re going to explode

I listened to this once to check it out just now and then I listened to it five more times in a row and I've decided it's fucking spectacular

My eyebrows are on fire!!! 😭