Cold, dark, rainy, boo! Where is this PRIDE you speak of!?

Somedays I log on and forget to test the waters first

Fun fact: you missed the joke

Enshittification maxxxing means ruining a superior product to try and justify a use case for crappy AI features

It’s pissing down rain today 😒

Love trying to figure out if I’m truly anxious or if I’m just experiencing another hyperactive episode and just need to go for a run lol

Video courtesy of @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social Tarps off courtesy of @mandrn.bsky.social

“My hole is empty” Yeah so is your bank account so maybe you should be thinking about doing something about that huh

they should invent a bladder that fully empties before bed

Housemate has now informed me that his toaster needs to be babysat and turned off manually !

≽^•⩊•^≼

I just burnt toast so bad 😭

At least we can agree that kink is mandatory at Pride

thinking about this a lot today

Push day done and I didn’t skip cardio (who are we kidding I love running like a diva on the treadmill 😂)

Why do my nipples get outrageously hard when I work out

I feel so selfish when I do incline bench cable flies 😭

We were always faster, that’s just what happens when you grow up running away from straight people your entire life lol

Gm ☀️

Acadian Flycatcher 🪶

Couple of years ago I was drunk getting on the train and did not mind the gap and fell through and cranked my right knee bad and it was swollen for months. Anyways, only part of the right side of my body that’s weaker than the left! Squats are challenging!

If my biceps get big enough, that’ll fix it? 😂

Ok so maybe I just bought another pair of running shoes because these ones are kinda cute and they match my new compression shorts/shirt and they were on sale 😝

Two in a row! Must be the last day of holiday or something

Is this anything?

When that morning (TV) light hits

Bird outside the bedroom window at 7:00 am Sunday morning??? JOKES ON YOU I’VE BEEN UP SINCE 4!

Even God has bad aim smdh

Sometimes I forget the simplest way for me to support queer artists is to make art

Sourdough (2021)

Hi! I’m sure you’re lovely (no fucking idea really) and I’m sure meeting up with you would be nice (no fucking idea really) but you are completely anon online (no fucking idea really) and all you do is comment on my nudes (no fucking idea really) so maybe pay me (since this is obvs transactional)

I miss all my midcentury/art deco wood furniture I had to sell before moving to Australia, took me ages to collect and it was so sexy!!!

Popped into a thrift store in my neighbourhood last week and found the matching bedside table I was preparing to purchase new and pay full price for, just waiting there in mint condition, for 75% off! 🤩

Me: oh what’s this cute new IKEA shelf??? IKEA: CHILDREN HAVE DIED FROM FURNITURE TIPPING OVER Me: I’ll definitely take one!

Annie Soudain (b.1949) Green Woodpecker. #Linocut

Ox eye daises opening on the patio 🌱

Please appreciate my cute little butt’s progress and encourage him to grow!

The more I study environmental ethics, the more I’ve come to realise that more people should be gay to save the planet

When your children are your muscles and your greek yogurt sustains your family’s growth

Once I’m gay it’s over for you hoes

Ironically me not texting back timely is a sign that I like you bc I want to take a moment to really think of what to say & keep putting it off until I get anxiety about it bc it’s been too long and you deserve better bc I’m in love with you

Poplar A.J. Casson 1950

Will probably end up buying another pair that match my new compression shorts and top 😋

Ok so I got new running shoes and they weren’t even on sale and they’re not even a fun colour BUT they don’t look ridiculous and they have more than a sheer layer of fabric on top so I am happy 😋

I don’t want to be sad today, this has been a year puncuated by grief again and again, sooo I am out buying myself those new running shoes I need 👟

Goodbye my sweet angel, I hope you love the big farm in the sky 😢

About to bring back the Motorola RAZR V3i Dolce & Gabbana edition

I tried this but ended up eating the whole pizza in one sitting, this could be considered sabotage chris, well played

SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN! SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL!