Matt 🍓
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Down to clown. (That means make funny little jokes, right?) Gay | Lefty | Terrible
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Posting for attention NGL
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I feel like lots of people haven’t internalised just how much life on this planet is going to change in the next 20 years.
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Trump is only interested in branding. Dems should introduce a bill that sitting presidents cannot have things named after them.
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Colin
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this is more british than downton abbey
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It’s wild “no one can trust America ever again” happened during my lifetime.
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Wow. Hate this.
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mgayultra
2 days ago
This is more British than Downton Abbey.
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This is more British than Downton Abby.
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Angry
3 days ago
Trump celebrates pride month 🌈
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Happy pride.
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Over a dozen people emerge from manholes in Brooklyn: NYPD
YouTube video by PIX11 News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BWjA_stbu8
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Over a dozen people emerge from manholes in Brooklyn: NYPD
YouTube video by PIX11 News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BWjA_stbu8
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It’s cute, walking past bars, to know they cancelled bedtime for this. NYC can be adorable.
3 days ago
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Lifehack: you can have one drink before therapy IF you tell them about it.
3 days ago
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I misgendered a dog today. I’m turning to drink to cope.
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A profound topic that art has failed to capture is “someone I love has married a shit bag.” I guess Street Car Named Desire sort of deals with that. But in my experience they aren’t ever hunky sex pots.
4 days ago
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Honestly, as a gay man; it’s a mystery to me if I’ll show up to events I’ve committed to.
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4 days ago
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“It’s only true gerrymandering if it comes from an oddly shaped region in France.” — SCOTUS
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Do a Baker’s Dozen and a Therapy Hour net out to neutral?
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5 days ago
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“Ok. That’s great Mr. President. Now; can you tell us what noise a horsey makes?”
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Maybe making a little effort would help.
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This June, I’ll be reflecting on the teen who argued with me that people shouldn’t take photographs at Pride parades for fear of inadvertently capturing someone who is ashamed to be there.
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Happy pride, y’all
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derek guy
7 days ago
look how much craftsmanship we've lost in clothing in just a hundred years
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“You are alive and living now. And ‘now’ is the envy of all the dead.” — Don Hertzfeldt
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“Charlize Theron Lies the Problem.” — Trixie Mattel
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Lewi Whalberg
7 days ago
I am begging Democratic leadership: don't make fear the strategy for 2028. The GOP attacks everyone. It doesn't matter if it's a woman, a man, a Christian, a moderate, or a progressive. Pick the best candidate. Trust voters. Meet the moment instead of running from it.
#ProudBlue
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Carl Quintanilla
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Constitutional Amendment Idea: It shouldn’t be the president that gets to formally describe the State of the Union.
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Darin Self
7 days ago
The inauguration is at the Capitol because the legitimacy of the government is anchored in Congress, not the executive.
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Asses to asses. Bust to bust.
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This is minion of satan.
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The Volatile Mermaid
7 days ago
Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.
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Topher Florence
7 days ago
"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic
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Crunch
8 days ago
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Does anyone in NYC want to buy my ticket for Harder this evening? $30
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Norm Charlatan
10 days ago
The Situationship Room.
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How does hiding the save/share options behind another button help!? Fucking b’sky….
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Jeff Bezos can’t get it up lately.
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I have a confession. I’m using Claude and I find it useful.
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There are horrors in the world. But I’m waking around with a cute new bag and feeling flyyyyyyyyy
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mindflakes
10 days ago
If anyone knows what to look like or what to say or how to stand correctly, let me know
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Patrick Chovanec
10 days ago
A President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman who won a sexual assault lawsuit against him makes Watergate look like an unpaid parking ticket.
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Ryan
10 days ago
they finally caught the guy at my work who was taking other people’s gold bars from the fridge
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10 days ago
‘this is what a sad, unhappy, female liberal looks like’ and she’s drop dead gorg stunalina dupree like what was the plan here katie
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Live Free or Diet
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Ed Zitron
12 days ago
Uber’s COO has said that it’s getting “harder to justify” its AI costs because there was no way to show a link between AI spend and any meaningful increase in useful features. This is the first time I’ve seen a company say this directly.
www.businessinsider.com/uber-coo-and...
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Is it just me, or is the weather app ALL over the place lately. I’ve been looking at Wednesday’s forecast since the weekend, and it’s vacillated between highs of ‘oh, ok’ and ‘woah!?’
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Kevin M. Kruse
12 days ago
I'd like to propose that we drain all of Sam Altman's blood and then offer to sell it back to him at cost.
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