I feel like lots of people haven’t internalised just how much life on this planet is going to change in the next 20 years.

Trump is only interested in branding. Dems should introduce a bill that sitting presidents cannot have things named after them.

this is more british than downton abbey

It’s wild “no one can trust America ever again” happened during my lifetime.

Wow. Hate this.

This is more British than Downton Abbey.

This is more British than Downton Abby.

Trump celebrates pride month 🌈

Oedipussy

Happy pride.

It’s cute, walking past bars, to know they cancelled bedtime for this. NYC can be adorable.

Lifehack: you can have one drink before therapy IF you tell them about it.

I misgendered a dog today. I’m turning to drink to cope.

A profound topic that art has failed to capture is “someone I love has married a shit bag.” I guess Street Car Named Desire sort of deals with that. But in my experience they aren’t ever hunky sex pots.

Honestly, as a gay man; it’s a mystery to me if I’ll show up to events I’ve committed to.

“It’s only true gerrymandering if it comes from an oddly shaped region in France.” — SCOTUS

Do a Baker’s Dozen and a Therapy Hour net out to neutral?

“Ok. That’s great Mr. President. Now; can you tell us what noise a horsey makes?”

Maybe making a little effort would help.

This June, I’ll be reflecting on the teen who argued with me that people shouldn’t take photographs at Pride parades for fear of inadvertently capturing someone who is ashamed to be there.

Happy pride, y’all

look how much craftsmanship we've lost in clothing in just a hundred years

“You are alive and living now. And ‘now’ is the envy of all the dead.” — Don Hertzfeldt

“Charlize Theron Lies the Problem.” — Trixie Mattel

I am begging Democratic leadership: don't make fear the strategy for 2028. The GOP attacks everyone. It doesn't matter if it's a woman, a man, a Christian, a moderate, or a progressive. Pick the best candidate. Trust voters. Meet the moment instead of running from it. #ProudBlue

Constitutional Amendment Idea: It shouldn’t be the president that gets to formally describe the State of the Union.

The inauguration is at the Capitol because the legitimacy of the government is anchored in Congress, not the executive.

Asses to asses. Bust to bust.

This is minion of satan.

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic

Crunch

Does anyone in NYC want to buy my ticket for Harder this evening? $30

The Situationship Room.

How does hiding the save/share options behind another button help!? Fucking b’sky….

Jeff Bezos can’t get it up lately.

I have a confession. I’m using Claude and I find it useful.

There are horrors in the world. But I’m waking around with a cute new bag and feeling flyyyyyyyyy

If anyone knows what to look like or what to say or how to stand correctly, let me know

A President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman who won a sexual assault lawsuit against him makes Watergate look like an unpaid parking ticket.

they finally caught the guy at my work who was taking other people’s gold bars from the fridge

‘this is what a sad, unhappy, female liberal looks like’ and she’s drop dead gorg stunalina dupree like what was the plan here katie

Live Free or Diet

Uber’s COO has said that it’s getting “harder to justify” its AI costs because there was no way to show a link between AI spend and any meaningful increase in useful features. This is the first time I’ve seen a company say this directly. www.businessinsider.com/uber-coo-and...

Is it just me, or is the weather app ALL over the place lately. I’ve been looking at Wednesday’s forecast since the weekend, and it’s vacillated between highs of ‘oh, ok’ and ‘woah!?’

I'd like to propose that we drain all of Sam Altman's blood and then offer to sell it back to him at cost.