It’s actually pronounced ‘jaslight’

Popping back to facebook to see who still posts their end of year photo and caption like it came from Clarence House

I’m glad of more stringent user privacy laws, but these cookie pop-ups on EVERY SITE surely aren’t our final state for the web…

If venomous things eat their pray after, does that mean their venom isn’t poisonous?

modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here

‘Look,’ said Giovanni, as we crossed the river. ‘This old whore, Paris, as she turns in bed, is very moving.’ — Giovanni’s Room, Baldwin

When someone here quote-skeets an image with another image, it’s harder than it should be to like the right one.

We're covering this on tomorrow's @dailybeanspod.com

This is fascinating.

Can we talk about how WiFi Standards and official Emoji Unicode are decided on by a council of elves who are infinitely wise and just?

I feel we’re not doing enough ‘Masterpiece 2.0s’ • Mona Lisa, but she’s actually smiling a ton. • Beethoven’s 5th, but with more thematic development • Sagrada Família but completed on-time Idk why we aren’t iterating here.

Feature idea for @theguardian.com - a rolling smart-download (maybe WiFi only) of all timely news. P’raps one can set the storage limit. So often my phone has the front page headlines and no signal to get the rest of the article.

Defector's annual holiday list of "what did people shove inside of themselves" is out. defector.com/what-did-we-...

Merrick Garland hid this from us for 4 YEARS, and allowed this disgusting monster to be reelected

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Wore pearls to Xmas Eve Dinner. Unclear the success; zero comments in either direction.

Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you? Caller: I am eight

They KNEW

Tiffany Hardware is such a good drag name.

Elon Musk’s pay packet is more than all the profit Tesla has ever made in its LIFETIME as a company.

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

But why?! We solved this problem with licence plates!

I regret to inform you all I’ve become a ‘this coat goes with this scarf’ kind of guy. I once dreamt I’d be young forever…

Wild — as the community note says, Trump’s DOJ released a publicly available pic of MJ & Clinton & Diana Ross with their own kids and implied it’s them with victims They aren’t just redacting, they’re doctoring

ChatGPT is SO bad at puns.

CATO INSTITUTE: Despite DOGE slashing jobs, government spending in every month of 2025 “was greater than in every other year .. An observer who did not know when DOGE started could not identify it” on a chart. 🤡 www.cato.org/blog/doge-pr...

What a rotted garbage pit Linked In is.

Jo Cox was murdered before the vote by a far-right terrorist & this is the language this complete disgrace chooses to use

Glinda and Elphaba:

Some of these redactions are almost like modern art

Do ICE let you back in the country if your camera roll is 20% Luigi glamour shots?

Those going hard (and often wrong) on things being ‘Kafkaesque’ a few years ago about everything; this is a real example.

The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.

How much for heated rear seats?

Oh my god…

If there is ONE THING every gay person knows; being apolitical is the same as oppression/regression. This app is trash, and so is its CEO.

Who is Prada for, and how do I avoid them?

Are you allowed to be sarcastic under oath?

“If the guy is fit // you must acquit”

Unbelievable. This would be a terrible blow to American science, writ large. It would decimate not only climate research, but also the kind of weather, wildfire, and disaster research that has underpinned half a century of progress in prediction, early warning, and increased resilience.

BREAKING: The House of Representatives just passed a bill that would subject immigrant children to invasive bodily searches and keep them in detention instead of releasing them to their families. The Senate must vote no on this horrific bill.

At the airport about to fly home. Tbh; would be down to get a workout in.

Erm. What happened to the ‘top 30 in the last hour’ feed!?

It’s been a year. And all indicators show it’s getting worse. Unemployment, inflation, consumer sentiment, job growth, consumer price index.

An NYC space-saving innovation; half a tree.

Woke up feeling fat and ugly. Send death.