Like homework. Apple TV feels like homework. Similarly; I do feel improved for having done it.

We are in an all-hands-on-deck moment for women across the world. I spoke to the @nytimes.com about the strong forces trying to turn the clocks back and how we can all fight for women's rights and futures. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/22/u...

“So nice to have met you, but I’m about to simply EXPLODE piss. Toodle-oo!”

Ironic this press conference gives me the urge to swallow 5 bottles of Tylenol.

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

I’m coming around to rhinestoned jeans on men. But only at night. They look magical.

“A real Fistina Regulara.”

While everyone is canceling Disney, I’m proud to remain a subscriber to @newyorker.com

I cannot get behind the recent fashion of ‘disheveled shirt.’

Ha, ha, This didn't age well.

New favourite account.

sinclair pulled its kirk tribute six minutes before it was set to air on its abc affiliates

wtf does this mean?!?

The FCC chair

Bought slutty new workout shorts and I love them.

There is a handsome jacked man on the leg press with 8 plates each side. And he’s locking his legs at the top to the point where they bounce backwards.

I had to pay an extra $40 to accept a $60 sling bag I bought from Sweden. The tariffs are being paid by the consumer.

At least this all proves that the mockery he got when he didn’t control the FCC reeeeaaaally did hurt.

They removed full screen email reading on the iPad! That was one of the main reasons I pick mine up!

May you times in uninteresting ways. (Like 2 x 10. Easy.)

So much of iOS 26 feels like a downgrade…

Went to report a phishing email on gmail. Only option is ‘report as spam’ which AUTOMATICALLY BOUNCED ME TO THE EMAILS UNSUB LINK WHICH WAS A PHISHING LINK!!!! The gmail app is 110% garbage. Terrible mass email management, constantly mislabelled emails. Hate it.

The Department of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the United States. 🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...

November 17, 2021 www.mypanhandle.com/news/local-n...

Last night’s hookup gave me home-made biscotti to take for breakfast this AM. Being gay is a blessing.

It’s always impossible to imagine that one would post a photo with a dildo in the background by mistake. Until it happens to you…

Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."

You know what just went extinct? The chilli burger. Those guys were everywhere around like 2007-2012.

Why is this so homoerotic? Like… do they kiss after the cameras cut?

Remind me, when Trump himself was on trial, did he want it all rushed through as quickly as possible or did he demand due process be applied to him?

NBC News: "Is it your understanding that [Charlie Kirk's shooter] may be close by or still in Utah?" The commissioner of Utah’s Department of Public Safety: "We have no idea"

security did not save charlie kirk. a vest would not have saved charlie kirk. the only thing that would have saved him is if our administrations actually had reasonable gun control in the aftermath of the last hundred school shootings.

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

I think we’re putting magnets in too much stuff. Need to chill.

you really have to step back and admire it: they just released a winking SIGNED love note from the sitting US president to the most notorious pedophile sex trafficker in history, and nothing much is happening

New lesbian stereotype dropping: lesbian clergy prefer beautiful architecture

“So the President, who hardly even knew Epstein, was an FBI informant in the Epstein Files, which were about…a hoax?”

extremely funny

“Breakfast served until 2pm” are the vibes I want on the weekend.

“you were the one that wanted a banned topic!!” “WELL MAYBE I SHOULD BE DISOBEYED!!!!!”

The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.

Trump wants Cuomo Trump wants Cuomo This should be enough to be fully entirely disqualifying