Check that fine print #Mississippi...

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“Iran was enriching their uranium” — because Trump ripped up the agreement where they didn’t have to!

Hillary Clinton testified for 11 hours regarding Benghazi and 6 hours regarding Epstein because she didn’t have anything to hide, yet bribe for hire Pam Bondi is illegally refusing to show up to a deposition regarding Epstein because she has everything to hide. Lock Pam up.

American employers are, consistently, very interested in making sure robust documentation is in place “in case you get hit by a bus” but far more casual with healthcare provision for such an event.

I love how the right’s justification on Iran is GENUINELY “weapons of mass destruction” — are we just going to ride that lie across every war for the rest of time?

Can I pick more than one?

This was an explicit point in the 10-point plan he was lauding 4 days ago.

Anyone wanna take bets on the ceasefire officially breaking down right about the time the stock market closes tomorrow?

Weren’t we in a golden age of peace for the Middle East yesterday?

Like all major industries, oil is on a just-in-time delivery model. Ignoring a month of zero ships, and the damage to pipelines, wells, and refineries; we’re not even back to ‘let’s turn it on’ again! The strait is closed and bombs are still dropping. Wtf is this ‘quick spike’?!

Being bad at spelling is hot.

Awesome image from Artemis. Big!

The two sides don’t even agree on the how many points are in the ceasefire plan.

Getting a lot of adverts for cunty little toddler outfits lately. Unsure why.

The matter-of-fact way she asks what investors should do if Trump destroys Iran. Absolutely wild. "Let's talk about tonight, this deadline that President Trump has set 8 p.m., has threatened to destroy a civilization. How does an investor process that? Is it a bigger upside risk or downside risk?"

There is a case to be made for an extreme, unprecedented, and un-Presidented threat of reckless inhumanity in pursuit of peace and prosperity. If the 10-point plan circulating online is accurate, Trump did it and gained nothing at all. America continues to weaken as he gets richer.

I just want 24hrs where I don’t see him. I can rebuild a little from there.

When I decide to not go out, and my drink has to go to the club without me.

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

“I’m not religious but I am spiritual.” — the original vibe coders

[In a “has anyone told the Amish about COVID” voice] “Has anyone told Thread users about the nuclear apocalypse?”

BREAKING: Extraordinary scenes as Iranian citizens start forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites. This is Kazerun Power Plant in Fars province, southern Iran (🎥 i24 News)

BERMAN: Do you think Congress should have a vote if the United States is going to make a whole civilization die? MIKE LAWLER: John, you are parsing here BERMAN: I was quoting

In 1953 Iran had a functioning democracy. A free press. Seven political parties. Women in universities. Women granted voting rights in municipal councils in 1952. A secular prime minister named Mosaddegh who believed Iran's oil belonged to Iran. The US and Britain decided he had to go.

Why are there two army service personnel in camo and stab vests hanging with the usual two police officers at my local subway station?

One can taste the love capers have for the sea.

This is the vibe

I know it’s not the MAIN issue, but I hate them saying ‘war fighters’ — such a boneheaded construction. ‘Food bringers’ ‘Loan givers’ ‘Number crunchers’ ‘Plane flyers’ Hints at a limited vocabulary.

Someone speculating that “ fuckin’ “ with no G and an apostrophe doesn’t feel like Trump. I’m inclined to agree.

No. No No No NO No No No. Trump is not an unwitting victim of bad advice. He is the president. He is responsible for everything and everyone under his command. He CHOSE his peers.

Swearing aside, ‘praise be to Allah’ on Easter would have MAGA eating any other president alive.

NATO is a defensive alliance (and a very successful one) — members aren’t obliged to join wars they weren’t even consulted about.

Karoline Leavitt parody courtesy of "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" in Canada

I’ve got 5 weeks to look good in a just a thong + margarita.

“Well, last time we visited you spat vodka at their toddler.” “It was outside!!”

Having #DinnerThoughts 🫦

Do you think if we all had just taken WWE more seriously, we could have prevented Trump 2?

I think the best gym tip I ever got was “people who stretch their muscles with a warm up cause more hypertrophy and therefore build more muscle mass.” I don’t even care if it’s true. It FEELS true.

JUST discovered ‘Hi-Chew: Premium’ 🥰

What if a journalist just starts explaining intersectionality at him to make his head explode? Could be worth trying.

i love gay ppl bc wdym u made out with ur doctor (the same one that removed ur tonsils less than a month ago) at the warehouse party last weekend

I love how social media has wrecked representative democracy, global news reporting operations, and children’s online safety, and we’re now all “we should put unregulated AI into every part of life.”

Pam Gone-bi

Iran responds to the rhetoric by Trump and Hegseth about bombing them “back to the Stone Age”:

Trump: “We’re not supposed to be seduced that way, right? But I am. When somebody’s nice to me, I love that person. Even if they’re bad people. I couldn’t care less, I’ll fight to the end for them.”

science fiction is when you chop parts off of the letters and fantasy is when you add things onto them.

Imagine spending the first few weeks of your child’s life suing the Social Security Administration so your baby won’t be deported.

www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros... is it good to build an entire economy and software infrastructure on this