@ms-lupin.bsky.social has swears! They've used 19 profanities in their last 900 posts. 🥇 "hell" (6 times) 🥈 "bloody" (2 times) 🥉 "dogging" (2 times)

@profanity.accountant How am I doing?

France's far-right leader has been hit by egg, days after a flour attack. Police suspect a coordinated plot to demonstrate that Jordan Bardella is full of crêpe. #JeNeRegretteRien

They blow you up, ChatGTP They may not mean to but it's worse: They'll help you blast Nagasaki If you just ask how-to in verse.

For the last time: Abyss = for staring into Void = for screaming into Please stop screaming into the abyss - we are not insured for that. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The BBC, the press, the Universities, who next? The UK's key and core institutions are consciously preparing the ground for Fascism. Enabling, abetting, collaborating.

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If divorced dads whose kids don't see them could go back to dressing up in superhero outfits and climbing up buildings instead of ushering in fascism I think we'd all be better off quite frankly.

Thanksgiving dinner is usually a long, exhausting affair with endless food and boring, unfocused conversation. Skip it this year in favor of a single bowl of Soylent for the table and a lightning round where each family member pitches an idea for disrupting an established industry with AI

Please note, this film ends at midnight. #blackfriday

Really enjoying The Invisibles, a French 'misfit cops' series on Channel 4.

Want to lose weight? Change your relationship with food. From platonic to sexual. Sex with a chocolate fudge cake is messy but WAY less fattening than eating it

beat rachel reeves - devalue your 2 million pound house by spraying PAEDO LIVES HERE on the front of it

I feel this is too liberal and leaves the executives with two functioning lungs when one will suffice perfectly well.

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This is the start of a magnificent, and surprising, conversation. Bravo everyone. Please carry on.

[Wally on trial] JUDGE: How do you find the defendant? FOREMAN: Hmmm. Good question.

I make my entire living selling current event bingo cards for the year and people are constantly bitching about how things weren’t on their cards and it’s very exhausting trying to come up with these things and no one ever appreciates all the effort I put into them

Sometimes wonder if what the UK needs is a thinktank that doesn't do any new research, it just repeats obviously true statements that people try to ignore because they're inconvenient. International students cross-subsidise home students. Your pension is paid for out of general taxation.

Idea for a podcast that's fully scripted as a coherent entertaining narrative and performed by actors wait I've just invented radio drama.

If you receive legal threats from Nigel Farage for your reporting of Reform, please get in touch. We have employed a defamation lawyer specifically for this purpose and would love to help (and we do so on non-commercial terms). www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture. They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.

The myth that the NHS is ‘free’ is propagated by people who don’t want it to exist. No it’s not free! It’s paid for by the public - and many older patients who need the service more than most have paid into the system for their entire working lives!

this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time

Hmmm - so tacking hard right on immigration led the Danish equivalent of Labour to lose the capital city for the first time in a century to a “Green-Left” party? And all the seats on London’s borough councils are up next May? Including the progressive packed ones held by Labour for generations?

Postbox bollards outside the Post Office. Absolutely delightful. #WorldBollardAssociation 📮

Look, we were right about Brexit, and we were right about Covid. Why is it so hard to believe we are right about immigration and asylum?

It's the most wonderful time of the year: Scotland's gritter tracker is back! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❄️🧊 www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-trac...

New immigration policy: every deported refugee is allowed to take one [1] item from the British Museum back with them.

I believe anyone could have done better than Johnson. Here's a quiz I made to prove it.

In the Covid enquiry report, they mention lockdown should have started sooner, but surprised they don't mention all those earlier mass events that could have been cancelled - the Cheltenham races, a big concert etc. That was a massive issue at the time.

Having Johnson & Cummings in Downing Street when Covid struck was, just like Brexit, an entirely avoidable disaster caused largely by utterly appalling journalism. And now exactly the same clowns, arses & bigots with bylines are rolling out the red carpet for Farage. www.thetimes.com/article/1b15...

Kinda nervous about household smart devices. What if the bathroom scale tells the fridge to lock me out?

Fab concert of The Wasteland with actors reading the poem and jazz accompaniment, at South Bank.

I am asking all men on International Men's Day to smile more

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THINK OF ALL THE TIMES I WAS NOT WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN NO ONE KNOWS THE EXACT NUMBER BUT IT'S A VERY HIGH ONE HIGHER THAN ANYONE HAS EVER IMAGINED NO ONE HAS NOT BEEN WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN MORE THAN ME THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!!!!!

One can only presume that the proposal to pull their gold teeth out didn't focus group well. Or maybe that's being saved for next week?

I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive; I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways.

Good morning

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If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies. "Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."

Ah, mid-November, when Christmas is still far enough away to be mistaken for a gaily-dressed friend waving at you in the distance, just before you realise it’s a psychopath in a clown suit wielding a chainsaw and running towards you at high speed.

Not to be alarmist about the torrential rain affecting the UK, but I’ve just seen David Attenborough in a timber yard ordering wood in cubits while his assistant is in the pet store buying two of everything.

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Just a gentle reminder that “under-age women”, often used to describe the people those powerful, rich men are alleged to have had sexual relations with, is not a thing. They’re called girls, or put another way, children. And that’s rape.

starmer is a bland man who could've been likeable if he'd stuck to any of the principles he apparently used to hold. streeting, on the other hand, has a face even a mother could never tire of punching, even if he bought her a donkey sanctuary.