okay, this is starting to get eerie. because yesterday at the store i bought a can of beans for $2.29. that was a number as well

…I think he did it

Being a bisexual emperor must be the most stressful shit in the world. You go to the inner palace and your wives are scheming. You go to the outer court and the male concubines that you promoted to viziers are fighting. Your wife just poisoned your favorite twink eunuch. There’s no peace

Left: Wow. We need gun reform. Right: Wow. We need to put the left in concentration camps. Media: Ok. It's time for the the left to bring down the political temperature here. Enough is enough.

If this slow horses season is about incels I swear…

We all got that one homie who's mom be eating tylenol 😂🤣

“Is Danny Brown Grungler Coded” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12239 pages of heated debate,

@fdsignifier.bsky.social directors cuts are still a thing, mostly bc of Ridley Scott I think

Give it 2-3 more years & I promise they’ll grow out of it

They built this technology with this use case in mind.

Seems like satire that a sadboi zoomer musician called ”d4vd” had a corpse found in his car and in lieu of being accused of a crime, his song about killing a lady is doing better numbers than usual

1 Azerbaijan I mean Aberbajban is extending its land border closure "for Covid." Since 2020 the land border has been closed. This is how authoritarian regimes go about your life. You give an inch and they take the whole goddamn country.

THE non-rap album of the 2010s. There is not a competition.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

FDR won 42 states in 1932, it wasn't by pandering to Hoover voters. Then Republicans called him a socialist for 4 years. Then he ran for reelection and won 46 states

ads for ICE might be the most evil thing I've seen on TV

I personally will never forget the brave sacrifice of the Armenian Navy in our long, drawn out conflict against Cambodia.

AND THEN THEY LOST. THEY ALL FUCKING LOST TO REPUBLICANS. IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO AND THEY NEVER GOT ELECTED AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST VOTED FOR THE REPUBLICAN. DO ACTUALLY NOT FUCKING COMPREHEND WHY THAT HAPPENED

no charlie kirk joke i make will be as funny or insensitive as this

The reaction Disney fans are having makes think maybe the Harry Potter fans are just bigots who don’t care after all.

Charlie Kirk Sept 27 2024: "Just so we're clear, the Haitians that are in Huntsville that are raping your women and hunting you down at night - it's only gonna get worse - unless Donald Trump wins There will be hundreds of thousands of Haitians brought into Alabama and they will become your masters"

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

Now that you're (justly) angry about Jimmy Kimmel, did you know that Palestinian Americans were evicted in 2023 and 2024 for flying Palestinian flags in their windows? It's true. I have a case before the Seventh Circuit about it.

I haven’t seen a genre get so fully conquered by a niche like this in a decade, they’re going to put Jersey Club in the history books at this rate

Baby it’s cold outside is a terrible song

Never thought I’d see the day Sho Baraka would sound more fired up than Propaganda

KPop is for children. If you listen to KPop (actual genre KPop, I’m sure there’s Korean music that isn’t Like That) I should be allowed to bully you

i’ve read like three dozen columns at this point where the basic thesis is “debating politics is good, but shooting people? shooting people is bad”

Petal Supply and Excision one handshake etc

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THATS MY MOTHERFUCKING WEATHERMAN

Juicy J is now one handshake away from this book

cancelling Disney+ and Hulu is well and good but it’s not a huge hit on an individual level but Disney adults? people who spend real money at the parks? you guys can make a dent, call ‘em up and tell them your vacation is postponed until they pull their heads out of their asses

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the hiring of Olivia Nuzzi by Vanity Fair makes the new rules of media clear: ❌ lightly criticizing Charlie Kirk ✅ FaceTime fingerblasting with your story’s subject, RFK Jr.

look all ya "should've voted kamala" scoldy type folks: I'm not even saying you're wrong per se just the democrats they could've like they could've like they could've like MAYBE tried running someone people wanted to vote for or supported popular policies that would've also been a solution

Today I learned that the guy who was unwittingly my bi awakening got married and looks like Jimmy Fallon now

Opened Facebook for the first time in weeks and saw somebody mourning that guy like he was a philanthropist

What we really need right now is nuance from the guy in his Hampton's mansion while facism takes over

I’m sure all the standup comedians who have been ranting about censorship the last few years are going to take to the streets any minute now.

At least we don't need to pretend to take Abundance seriously as a policy project.

In the borderlands we didn't really have ICE we had CBP but every time I saw them felt like witnessing terrorism. if u go down to the wall in Nogales you'd see kids having a picnic across the fence w their deported father. Incomprehensible barbarism.

im proud to announce my new “center-left” super pac called The Reasonability Center we are focusing on 3 simple truths - socialism 👎 - lgbt 👎 - exxon/mobil 👍

what ezra doesn't seem willing to accept is that charlie kirk was part of a political movement that does not think that "we are going to have to live here with each other" and is fact very interested in the elimination and/or subjugation of many, many people

One of the original members of Lecrae’s label and group is a guest on a cool zone media podcast What a world

its kind of insane that we’ve been forced to watch rightwingers openly celebrate and taunt everyone over the death of people like trayvon martin for over a decade now and now they’re trying to grandstand over the one time it’s personally affected them and political project

What if Eminem was from Atlanta? PLUS my PENIX got an A ti TUDE