10 years or so from now my peers will enter whatever remains of the culture industry and you will see caricatures of conservatism that would’ve gotten their citizenship revoked during the bush years. The South Park guys will denounce it, Jim Carey will retire for good,

As president I will place a moratorium on B list hyperpop acts pillaging SOPHIE’s production drafts

British people talking shit about American liberals is hilarious to me At least our useless waste of space party hasn’t to a man declared total war on trans people

Oh god the rock album is real

open.spotify.com/track/1gMT8b... this is the least good song on this album. Let that sink in.

I love the movie "The Accountant" because it asks the question that no one else is willing to ask, "What if an accountant had autism?"

really big of Deshaun Watson to forgive the team that overlooked dozens of allegations of sexual assault to give him the largest guaranteed contract in NFL history, in spite of the fact that he has performed extremely poorly for them

a very funny bluesky tendency is adamant defense of democracy paired with dripping disdain for voters

You expect me to be productive on a day where somebody I’ve thought was a creep for years finally becomes the bluesky main character?

love that the only growth industries are in the make things worse division

"It lacks a world model," is much more abstract than even the parrot thing, uh, and a hell of a lot more abstract than "clanker, clanker."

Now, you're talking about interpolation over the training manifold, and all these things you're talking about are totally information-theoretic things and a byproduct of them is, you've defined cognition out of human brains too.

You start out in 2024 by saying, "clanker, clanker, clanker." By 2026 you can't say "clanker" — that hurts you, backfires. So you say stuff like, uh, stochastic parrot, next-token predictor, and all that stuff, and you're getting so abstract.

Don’t really care if you use DoorDash or not but you should have Catholic Guilt about it

For the record, it is possible to make a podcast outside the format of “Guy explains thing to Guy who doesn’t know about thing”. In fact, the best podcasts are all not in this format.

(Looks around) we’re getting awfully close to 2018-era “men don’t have interior lives” posting lately. We’re not there but I just saw a mile marker

I'm old enough to remember a time when if you wanted lies whispered into your ear you had to hire a grand vizier

Remember: we were never given credit for being right about crypto, we were never given credit for being right about NFTs, we were never given credit for being right about the metaverse and we will never be given credit for being right about AI. Fuck 'em up anyway.

it is sort of grimly funny to watch google commit suicide by turning search into slop. unfortunately, google will be taking most of the open web with it

you know what the best posture is for spreading awareness? repetitive, humorless scolding of people who are already aware

When I started dating men again I discovered a startling number of them are somehow both atheist yet also think they live in a simulation???

I would like Democrats to come out and say that anyone receiving assets from this new slush fund, or profiting any of the other corrupt acts from this candidate, will have 100% of their assets seized the first chance we get. Even if they get pardoned.

this, to me, is the far more relevant point. you cut a movement off at the head and unless the next government litigates this swiftly, comprehensively, and punishingly we will never get out of this cycle

I did J6 I was at J6 I put up the gallows and I shoved a capitol police officer and I saw that one guy tase himself and die give me money

Your mom and dad love a show called Keebler Ranch and you can’t look it up, there’s no information about it, but 30 million people watch it every week and there’s a line of frozen entrees at Walmart called “Gus Keebler fixins”

All these groups turned out for Kamala in larger percentages than white women except Latino men & it was only by 2% and even then you must consider the number of white identifying Latino men to contextualize that 2%. This is silly anyway but the problem is white people. You should worry about that.

We gonna stop acting like these movies are the second coming now?

I'm beginning to wonder if "something you've noticed" about a marginalised community online might be impacted by how freely and nastily you comment on them.

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

How nice of Spotify shuffle to serve me the two good NF songs within an hour of one another, i can feel the judgement of my discord friends from here

this is such a great encapsulation of what the various factions of the reactionary right want. i might add that they envision themselves as slave masters and the rest of us, in one way or another, as their slaves. betterdonkey.substack.com/p/the-vra-wa...

open.spotify.com/track/3GYlZ7... this was severely underappreciated at the time

The opening clip before the intro filled me with a revulsion I’ve not felt since I had a roommate who worked in cybersecurity

Yknow, it is getting a little annoying that people are still popping their monocles at the revelation that Darth maul did not in fact die in 2001, a development that was revealed when I was thirteen years old. I am now in my late 20s.

Many white men are becoming incredibly defensive about The Odyssey because it's about a dude who absolutely will not fucking ask for directions.

Stop calling the leisured provincial gentry "working class"

ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah...

“erm you can’t just criticize me for using AI; it’s a tool” buddy fucking watch me. you have no idea how broad i can get. the sheer array of sweeping judgment at my disposal is staggering. i can, and will, generalize about you in terms that will make your head spin

Someone's really gotta follow up once with this guy. "To be clear, you think I should be executed? You want me to be dead? You're going to kill me?"

Just heard a radio DJ use the phrase “I’m just doing my job” while introing the new drake

Fire, water, air, earth, stone, ice

open.spotify.com/track/1hHytd... magnificent @vai5000.art

The reason that platner’s skeletons aren’t sticking to him is because he’s attractive, btw. Can’t believe nobody’s said this yet.

STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA

How did a hack on the magnitude of Bangladesh make a beat as good as 6 foot 7 foot. How did that happen.

Ok, so the government taxes Jeff Bezos to feed babies. And how do the babies repay him? By turning his food into SHIT. And in a cruel twist of fate, they shit the shit into diapers also paid for by Bezos. And the government doesn’t even let Bezos own the babies?? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

Anyways Sampling LMFAO, Cher Lloyd, AND Soulja Boy in the span of about ten minutes immediately puts you in the AOTY conversation