Happy women’s day to women and also cis women

my cult of personality toils in the desert, building a gleaming machine that will let me rip like a beyblade. maybe spinning real fast will fill whatever nameless wanting is missing; maybe if i spin fast enough, my brain will outrun its own noise. the horse we tested it on exploded. very promising.

she slay on my spire till I 2

she heads on my tail till I flip

Me and the guys in the sietch are going to suck all the water out of that new feller. You coming?

they're gonna kill me to build a new parking lot. I don't even live there

Repost if you’re sick of time making fools of us all

That one homie who's an iconic pollinator,[8] but they're not even an especially effective pollinator of milkweeds.[9] ☠️

reeses in pieces

It's unfortunate that Charles Darwin died when he did, before he could complete what would've been his life's work: understanding worms.

They called him Malc “olm” In The Middle because he was halfway between salamander and man

Saw them breaking down your man’s chitinous outer shell to devour the sweet tender meat hidden within

can i come over and do this

tbh once i’m a worm i will be too focused my own personal growth & hobbies to care whether you still love me

birds are such fascinating creatures. they can fly and sing, all the things humans dream of. they can even eat worms

licking every beached jellyfish I see to make sure I haven't missed out on a new flavor

I am dying. I am surrounded by my children and grandchildren. Clutching my daughter's hand, I sigh, and the sun crosses my face for the last time. My body explodes into twelve gold pieces, one leather gambeson, one dagger

7 minutes in heaven bf 40 years in the wilderness gf

by 30 you should be feeling like your brain is being shaken violently at all times

Sea ​​Anemone

whoever parked their beetle out front you're getting toad

you're telling me a man grove this swamp?

These are my sons Mumbo and Jumbo

clapping the ol’ frogs together

you better not be peering beyond the veil right now I'm naked

Leave the tiddlywinks channel please. Your numbers are not big enough.

venerated dead entrusted to the peat, for a dreamless eon

Smoking pond-dipped prerolls. Coated in amoeba

I would love to be composed of a mysterious substance

One day we all hear a sparkling melody from the edge of the woods, and then it’s time to go

Reading forbidden scrolls in the monastery archives, loudly tutting and shaking my head from time to time so people know im not obtaining dark knowledge

if i were a frog you would not be able to pry my ass off my lily pad

im shifting over to a frog based calendar

If I could influence the evolutionary arc of any animal, I would return bats to the sea. Imagine—tiny whales, with vast, membranous fins...

My subordinates are defecting in favor of a hippo based economy after one game of hungry hungry hippos

good news, I've been chosen as the new face of madness

they're burning straw effigies in your likeness in the QRTs

[trying to make small talk] did you know, if you dig deep enough into the ground, there's meat down there

love, like whalefall

I met my husband sifting through the same patch of nutrient rich sediment at the bottom of the ocean floor

my trend prediction for 2025 is Slime. slime is coming back in a big way. (see also: ooze, sludge, goop, gack, muck, ichor)

all my homies drink the black mud that oozes out of the world wound

arid wind casting burnt knucklebone auguries; foretells no future

Your voice sounds beautiful and strange underwater, but squeaks pathetically through the air. The same is true of whales: removed from their wet cathedral, they honk like the rest of us

“you’re so quiet” shut up im trying to count the bugs in my pocket

I’m so eager to serve the ocean. I’m just waiting for the call

If you threaten me I will simply dazzle you by flashing a wild array of bioluminescent colours from underneath my translucent skin