You probably already think all I do is watch sitcoms, but I watched the first episode of Sanford and Son, then a random episode of The Neighborhood and maybe it's not so strange but they did a little homage to it.

Where did the “He's right behind me, isn't he?” trope originate?

Ubisoft? More like VibesOff! Haha, gottem x)

A lot of European sites will make you pay for a subscription if you choose to refuse cookies, which seems illegal and like exactly the type of thing the cookies law was meant to prevent.

Hey y'all, I'm out of work rn and my bank account is in the red. I could really use some money rn. Anything amount or even a RT helps! Thank y'all so so so much. ko-fi.com/scarlettofcrows

My hand smells weird.

May I please live in your mirror?

when the ai bubble crashes the tax payers are going the be the ones left with the bill

hi 🫶🥹 oomps

So, surprise surprise. I had a bit of motivation and energy to get some writing done. Go check it out, or reread the whole thing, and I look forward to hearing any thoughts on it. archiveofourown.org/works/628290...

What if instead of coffee machines, there were coughing machines everywhere? You'd push a button and get coughed on.

Sometimes I wish someone would draxx me sklounst😔

Am I the only one who doesn't like seeing or hearing evil people? I can read about them, but I'd rather avoid having to look at their faces.

What if you were at the zoo and the zookeepers tried to catch you because they thought you had escaped.

food pantry helped a lot, but still about $28 from my goal for the month. a final round of support would be greatly appreciated. hug hug kiss kiss

I'm in need of some advice when it comes to starting time for streams. I'm not sure if I should keep doing afternoon & evening streams or go back to just evening streams. Like I'm just finding it difficult to when to go live. I do like the night vibes when doing evening stream though.

Quite the fascinating dream, about landing on an aircraft carrier in a transport plane with no seatbelts. We fell of the side.

There are adults older than the euro.

Oh boy, another adventure where Kirk and the Enterprise are at the mercy of some advanced race? You spoil me.

Gwen who has only watched Beverly Hillbillies and read Li'l Abner: “Americans when they have to explain something: Imagine a possum stew”

There are constant tunes going around in my head. Sometimes I sing them out loud.

Hello oomfie! Remember that one time, when we were growing up? Ah, good times :3

Beh- uhh… I just remembered a really odd and objectionable part of my dream. Not gonna write it down, and I have no idea where that came from.

Disappointed to see a couple of oomfs were in actuality ex-oomfs :( and didn't softblock either (does that work here).

could use some movement on this..... surgery's in 3 ish months (i know i said 5 before, i'm BAD at calendar math-- also how is it february already??) plz help! :D

Hello, oomfies! I have made an account on Matrix after putting it off for a while and it was so easy and quick I now feel silly for not doing it sooner. Anyway, let me know if you would like to get in contact there too :)

Help me find this sketch, please: An Irish man has had a cultural exchange with a Japanese man and at the end brings him to a pub, says insensitive but well-meaning things. My recollection is hazy, but it felt like a parody of a TV show.

Hi everyone. We didn't meet our last goal, and we urgently need help because of a large water bill. We are a disabled, schizophrenic, transgender system living in Poland, and we need help with rent and bills, as we aren't able work due to our disabilities. Our goal is $700.

hi chat, I've been depressed, sorry for disappearing. I've received a total of $122/150 of my goal for the month. a little extra push to help me raise that last $28 would be so greatly appreciated.

Had a dream someone was using an LLM during confession.

Where's the oomf!😺

i just got fired, and im the only source of income for two trans disabled people and a cat. if you can help keep us afloat while i hunt for new opportunities i'd be incredibly grateful. even just sharing helps a lot. CA: $QuadrupleHaelix V: @QuadrupleHaelix PP: @QuadrupleHaelix

How do I *force* oomfies to interact with me?

One day I'll apologise with a sympathy bun and reveal I am half [redacted until the reveal].

Oomfie, you look like you could get lost in a patch of grass.

*rubs ur tummy as u scroll by*

When I was younger, I had this plan that if by age 30 I was unmarried, I would simply adopt children. I don't remember/understand why it was important to me?

I love when they showed Bender filling in colouring books :)

That was weird. I took off my wireless headphones for a second to fix my hair, which paused the episode I was watching automatically. Putting them back on launched the VLC app and played something else. I haven't opened that app in a week, perhaps two.

Nice socks🤭 Do they make them in an oomfie's😆

Oomfie, I am not going to make you eat this ball of dust, but…

Hey dreamers~ As usual, posting for your support. I truly need any support you can donate as finances get thinner. Please, and thank you in advance for anything you contribute. gofund.me/44839e69d

I watched Big Trouble, and it was so weird how it came close to being good throughout, but consistently missed the mark. There were a few moments which were genuinely entertaining, but it was difficult to appreciate them on their own. Oh, and all the actors were fine except for Tim Allen.

hey 👋🏾. made a new poster cause a lot of stuff happened since the last one, financially and life-wise. not good unfortunately. with less than half of the last goal filled, i unfortunately need a lot of help this month. thank you all for the support you have no idea what it means to me 🫶🏾

Hey everyone.. I really hate to ask.. but I need your help again. Been in a really rough rut lately and it's now become much harder to get out of. Every bit helps. Read description for more details gofund.me/a007a3a20

Hey Bluesky! Do you want to help a trans woman move to a safe place so she can be with her loved ones? Boy do I have an opportunity for you! I continue raising money to cover all the immigration expenses (and there's a lot of them) ko-fi.com/zeitgeistmis... Donations and reposts are appreciated 💙

Please help I'm so close to my disability ruling.