Hi! Oomfies🥰

Oh, oomfie! You and your dulcet tones!

There's a country out there full of Italians. Do you think about that sometimes?

out of groceries and haven't eaten today. really need some help with groceries for the month.

The height of comedy is replacing a word or syllable with “oomf”.

Oomf! Oomf for your life!

*stutters and fumbles over my words so much that I accidentally cast a spell*

Is it true that Jimmy Neutron never made it to adulthood? Or is that just something they say.

So what do you say? Would you put me in a calzone and bake me?

There may be a nugget of oomf in this.

Hi! :D *is very special, in a normal way

I like boobs.

smacks u gently + disapprovingly on ur bottom

hi friends, still overthinking while trying to put everything together for this. reall need some help with groceries and toiletries in the meantime.

Does anyone know of anything like 36 questions to listen to on my lunch breaks bc I need more like this

yoder from start wars

Now hear this: all oomfies report to oomfing stations.

I love the X-Files in part because it's modern day but without the annoying technology, which makes for better storytelling.

You could say you're my groping mechanism in this harsh world.

Any Liverpudlian oomfies?

What is your favourite video game rain?

*pretends my tummy is okay*

Have you tried anything with rhubarb and parsnip? Apparently they can go well together.

It's Gwen-on-the-floor time btw.

What's that song that goes dadadadadada dadadadada dadada dadada dadadadadadada!

Is there a non-Fandom wiki for Star Wars?

While I didn't quite grasp what it was at the time, I remember a review of KotOR II on the television when it had just come out. What I can recall most vividly is that “you don't start off as a Jedi” which I guess marked me at the time. I wouldn't play it for many years.

In games where you can/have to name your savegames, do you have a method?

I can resist Force persuasion, but I usually just do what they ask of me anyway.

cheese it!

[to the tune of the Green Acres theme] Meow! Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!

*sees you off to the Oomf Wars*

Closed the app, immediately reopened it to see what was new.

What would you do if you found the pumpkin I live in :)

Vintage vindaloo

Yayy ^^ fresh pyjamas~

You look like if a witch made herself eternally young.

Oomfie wait here while I go clean my toe beans.

I guess Descartes was right when he stated that [Speaks foreign language].

As they say in [inaudible]: J'älsker gli brüstarino's.

What if instead of employers, we had mpreggers.

Both computey and Steam like to beepboop at me when the battery gets to 10% and I like to let them.

Hey let's go be normal together.

Oomfie, quit gnawing on the walls.

On a scale from 0 to 20, how tantalising is oomf?

righting wrongs and spriting sprongs

If my account ever gets suspended, I want you to get re-oomfied and send cat gifs with someone new.

I'm in deep bowl of pizza soup with this one, oomfs.

If I had been the creator, it would have been Oomfily Gay.

Would you rather be a creation, or Croatian?