Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/

Does anyone know of anything like 36 questions to listen to on my lunch breaks bc I need more like this

fuck u clozemaster (love u really)

Crazy that housework used to be people's entire jobs and now we have to cook and clean and do laundry and everything while ALSO working :(

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

My character Embereye - not completely happy with it but I think it's pretty alright idk

🚀 NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT!🚀 We're absolutely over the bloody moon to be making the Children of Time RPG! Mina, Grant and Elaine have been sequestered away with author Adrian Tchaikovsky, building a new Ark to take you to the far reaches of space. But what (or who) is waiting for you out there?

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

You may not like it, but this is what the ideal male living space looks like.

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

On one hand, Columbo is a police lieutenant, which is bad. On the other hand, Columbo makes more sense if you view him not as a cop but as some sort of supernatural entity, like a fey

tfw you're 3 hours into a 2 hour move and there's still 45 minutes left

Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day "I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off. There's silence for a second. "Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."

woaw 2026... year of the kobold....

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

merry christmas gang

I have said it before and I will say it again, Debate Kids are the ones actually ruining the country.

10/10 i love this star

AAAAAAA HES BACK

9/10 for lack of variety but still super tasty

5/10 because christmas puddings suck ass

10/10 for christmas tree because i just love it!!!

8/10 for snowman tbh its tasty chocolate even tho the design kinda sucks lol

I've spent a long time wondering if I'd ever speak on my channel, and I'm sure many of you have as well. It looks like it's finally time though. youtu.be/LYM1dmXp9Zs

put some trannies in a room and they start arm wrestling eachother why is this??? someone get on it

This is the plot of wicked

5/10 this fuckass bitch is back

“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

8/10 for doing the same 2 days in a row AGAIN but also v tasty

6 and 7 can both have 10/10 tbh bc they're great and new designs and tasty! I could penalise 6 for being a christmas pudding bc those are gross but i will choose not to be vindictive today

what is UK mcdonalds when u cant have gluten or dairy

Okay 5/10 bc HOW DID YOU MAKE IT THE EXACT SAME 2 DAYS IN A ROW

Snowman gets 7/10!! design is not as good but it's still super tasty

10/10!!! Tasty chunky santa face with a good christmassy design!!

Starting off with day 1: Strange Gingerbread man! Starting off strong with a 9/10. Very tasty and a decent amount of chocolate, with a christmassy theme. Only flaw is that the design is kind of ass and the gingerbread man is not at all happy... Looks like some kind of worm or hont dog face

Hi gang im gonna be rating my advent calendar chocolates this year so we'll see how good they are!! The main factors are design, size and taste. I hope you enjoy!

Before you embark on a quest of revenge, first kill two birds

Me the moment someone says they use chatGPT

started house of leaves and it's actually incredible, the voice and imagery and everything is so good that it literally makes me heart race like a horror film or something

It's normal to have infinite love in your heart for oomfs. Right?🙏🥺

i do kind of think that the awareness and commonality of hrt is sort of like a turning point people havent fully grappled with. a technological shift on par with the advent of people getting personal computers & hooking up to the internet in the 90s. theyre trying to suppress it hard bc of that

If you're above the age of 40 you probably remember the literally first piece of "weird" media you found that made you feel a little less alone in the world. The good shit was rare before the internet. Kids in the Hall on channel 25 at 11 p.m. changed my life.

“Never buy video games at launch” is both sound advice and the one thing that would kill everything dead if people actually listened to it

I keep thinking about the symmetry of Hades 2 and Hollow Knight: Silksong both being second games where the original had an emo sadboy protagonist and then the sequel being about a girl who is just incredibly task-focused and direct and probably shops at Athleta

asking gf if she can roll me another joint because I dont know how and I just know it'd come out wet as hell